The SPY 1911

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October Number 1911

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EDITOR I AL
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T la"t
K. II..' ha awiikene<l to the
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1wed of a school ps "io<lical,and we ha Ye
decided to hiu11ch "The, py." \\ e pre ent
thi:; paper to yon with the hope that in pite
of ib fault,; and dcf<>cb, you \\ill find it
\\·orth vour while to read '.it. ~hould you
perchailC<' receirn any inspiration or enjoyment from it· <'Olnmns, ''The 'py" has, to
our mind", fulfillecl it' mis ·ion. \\ e ,,.i~h to
appeal to the student body for their loyal as'i trnce in contributing article:-. Do not be
di ·nppointeu if .'.our little 1H•ws item, which
you ha\·c carefully dropp1·d into the box,
shonl1l not appear in the <'olumns of ''The
.:p,·," for lack of space hits not iwrmitred us
to inint e\·erything. \\'e wi ·hat this time
to thank tho e who have shown an intere::-t
in our fir·t pnhlication - especial!~ our nH'll
of busincs , who harP cho ·en "The , 'py" a.
their adyerti ·ing medium: they arc 11c,.cn·ing of very conrteou. treatment by tha stu<lent hoth. Let u" _how them our appreciation l..>Y
'givincr
them our patronage.
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T is a common maxim of the ,chool · that
w learn to do hy doing. \\' e are also
Ie:omin"'
to realize that the more things the

school~ can teach boys and girl· to do, -

the e being the real things that life will demand of them, the mor · eflicient i · the
"Choo!.
J\ov.: aml girl le.nn to writP 11ot alone by
~tull):ing the principle,; of compo ition, but

by comp~'1g,-.ii1d cowpo,.;m~ noi; aimlc"sly
for ;1r'leti.c'!, bttt r•'~l :1.rti~lei;: fot·- :i:~al occasion.-;.
I 11 life, pcoplo \\Tl te w11en they have omethi ncr to communicatt' to ·ornchocly. The
strm~crer the de~ire to ·ay :-;omething and the
greatC'r the inten>:;t in it, the better the quality of the ex prPs ·ion.
One purpo ·e of the ,;chool p·1per is to furni. ban opportunity for a real expPriencc in
Jt.tting people kuow what they think and feel
about a variety of "nbjects. ,\nother pnrpo~e of the :-:ch0ol ptqwr i to affonl a chance
to «ct a little in,;ight into lrn~inc""· I recall
tw:; in tance' where the mai111ging editor of
a ::,chool paper found thcmsi>ln" through
that experience and are 110w happily and
prosperou,.ly envaged in jonrn:1]i,.m as a
calling.
The chool paper i..; a splendid in~tn1111cnt
for deYeloping the most sign.it~cant and important thing-the :::1'11001 spmt. It afford·
a common cane:e to "·ork for, to b1' :-;trengtl1e1wd, to be championed and dl'fe1:ded, if
necrl b '. It is one of the marks of a lhe,
progre" i ,-c enterpri ·ing ~< hool.
Then, here's tn "The Spy." .\..;a practical educational in trument, a" a mean.· to
bu -ine~ experience, a a promoter of school
:,;pirit. )fay it rim! the best paper" that Wi consin lligh ,'chool ean :-how.
)1 n-.. )lARY D. BnADFORI>.

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I AT ii' ::;ehool ·pirir? 'chuol pirit
W
i that i1Hlefi11able something which,
if pre;-t'nt in the ht:>art ' of our student body,
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won Id rni <' the st:111c\anl of tlH' l' enosha
llicrh ,'chool; would promote good i;cholar0
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l 10no1"' f or 11.·
·hip:
enl"nnrage athlet1c;;:
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in debate and oratory and rnn e a ,.trong
fet:>ling of <'o-01wrntion an l goo<! fellowship
in till' l"las · roo111:;.
That our stndl•nts lack sehool ·pirit i impre:;sed upon u;; "·'· tbcir belrnYior during thp
Fri<lay as,.;t•mblie,.;. an<l <lnrin\{ mu,.;ic period,..:
J,,. the ah;-cnec o( social and litPrary club,..,
tiic failure to "hoo,.,f' s<·hool affair::; and tlw
small quiet bo<ly of root<'rS pres<'nt at football gatll<'"·
Tilt' school i::; what You make it,
Yon lllaY fonnd it nn a l"Ol'k,
Or huil1l o.n s·rnd::; rnost siippery,
,\s \'OU b : io~t or a.~ You k11ock.
01~ t·~~11c on :i~1d J.>.· a· ~·botiki.c,
I )i;f1 ·~ sta·111T t<l'1 :tl•<~ k1111ek a1-11-l 5e'ai'
lloost the pttprr, !Joo ... t t•tteh 'teac.::her,
For athff:'>til · riti~ v. >'·he~·1:.,
Loi e th9 llig'h ·~rho1il like they use-ter,
Art,t>-<~-;.Ii.e...·! l T1i 1v-c'tl Thwd he·,.

r .\JEX, we welcomt> yon .rnur
F l{E:,J
gre<·n11ess re111i11d,: u. of the <lays
hd.1re W<~ were tall, lank, earewon', and pale
from over work and harsh tre~itn1ont. Those
were the o-Juriou~ days lwfore we had to wear
·pectacl<'s an l u~e ·monocles. Thoso were
the days when J>hysic3 and Vergil were a
distant 1i ion. Alas! they are now areality.
Oh! FrPshmen, little clo you know of the
burning of midnight oil, of weary day- and
sleeph·ss night!'. Dn·am on -your childish
dreams will soon fa1le from your memory.
\\·c wdeome vou in hehalf of our esteemed
faculty; <"peri;Llly, om· honorecl history
t!'acher, .\fiss YnlP. who 1learly Ion•,.. Fre. hme11: 1·er_y ,;l'ldom dot·: ,..he reprove yon, aml
when ~he doe><, it is with a gPntlP \'Oice and
a kind l.Jl'nernlent look.
\\ e look forward to the ti Ille 1rhc>n the
hmley ~pecirnens of your clas' will defeat
\\ ankegan in the gentlP gamP of football.
\\ e wcleomc yon to thPse clas ·ic ha]],.,,
tr sti1 g that you are ,;Jowly ript•ning in tlw
glowing tints of the Oetolwr ~nn, and that
vou may one <lay he a bles ing and honor to
our <lear, ol<l Keno~ha High .'chool.

German Teacher-"1'11 call on ~ome girl-.
now. E1lwanl \·an Liere, you may recite."

• <>w llrmh<>rs of th<> l<'a<'u1ty
Georgl' X. Tremper was born at Pontiac,
:.\fichigan, the :~Oth of ::\lay, I 7;. (; ra<l uating from Pontiac llig-h t'hool, he entered
the ruiversity of ~Iic· higa11. L<'a,·ing there,
he was appointed , 'u pt,rvi,:nr of , 'chool:; in
the l'hilip1.ine Islands hohling that po~ition
for three y1·a1". He th<•n ca111P ha<"k lo the
"~tatt·s" a111l tanght (;('l"man ancl L:din for
one year at Franklin, In<li:rna. Tht> nf'xt
year ~Ir. Tremper left for C'i111•innati, Ohio,
whNP he w<1s l'ri11cipal for tin· .rear.:;. La,t
ve1tr lw w,1.- with the l>epartnH•nt of 1':tlnca.tio11 of the l'"nin•rsity of Illi11oi,.; sup rli~i11g
the teadiing of language'.
lie1h!'rt F. \\"illia111s is of Ewing, Illinoi~.
I fe att!'1Hled the Ewing CollPg<' J\eaclemy
and gra1l11ate<l i11 l\JOi. His lir·t yl'ar of
college was . pt11t at Ewing- C'oll<'ge and the
,econ<l year at IImrnnl-l'ay!1e College,
Hrow11wo0tl, Tt · xa~. ,\t both collPge:; h!'
wa,.. a mc111her of the• ( 'ollPg<' QuartPt an cl
, tate !'rohibitio11 Quartet. The la~t )l'ars,
junior arnl senior, of hi;,; college course, were
spent at B<'loit College, where he wac:; a membPr of tlw Glee ('luh. During hii:; four year·
of college life, he was 1·ery actil'e i11 football,
haseball, tmck work an<l wrestling. Ile acceptt>•l the position in )lathenrnties ll!'ceeding ~fr. Baird.
)fi,.;s Annt• )rill er, of Rae: ne, \rii:;consin1
i · on r new instrnctm i 11 Cerman. She attended tht> eni,·cr,,ity of ~Iichigan. aJHl after
graduating there, taught at
~apPrvill<',
Illinoi,;, wh1•re ·he was principal. During
the last year 1>he has heen traveling in Hollt rnl, Germa11y. Belginm anri ' witzerland.
Three month~ of the ummer of !Bl 1, -:\[is;;
-:\filler spe11t i.t the l'ni,·ersity uf Berlin. We
appreciate the fact that we hav!' )Ii~s ~Tiller
to tea!'h German in the Ke:10 Im High
Rchool, for alono- with th8 slu ly, many intere~ting things arc said 11b mt Germany an<l
it people.
.Josephine, 'teig, om teacher of cienee,
comes to n~ from WhitPlrnll, \\'is.
f-;he
grailuatt><l from the .\.rcadia High School in
I !tQ:l.
"dence heing her choice of studie ·,
she took up this work at the l'11i,·er·ity of
·w i co11si11, graduating in 1!107. At the
opening of the new f'ehool t 'rm. :\[i · · Steig
taught at )fa.nille, \\ i~., until l!lO!l, ,he
then left for Elkhorn where ~he taught until
the close of school in 1!11 I.

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TIIE ~l'Y
Katheri1w I. ._mith, of our Engli"h llepartment, w:i · born in Eau ( 'laire, \\"i~.
After graduating fn m the High '-,chool ~he
atternlc!l the Oi:ihkosh ~ tate Normal ~chool
for 011e J'l'lll". For a time sbe taught in the
city scho11ls of Eau <'lairc. In l :-i!J)-; )liss
~mith grnduated from "tPYen:.-: Point State
ormal 'chrol and the next year assi~ted in
organizing a Iligb School at Hamrnoml \\"is.
, be taught at Eau Claire until l!:)Oti and was
then calle<l to the W rstm·n Stnte Xormal
~l'hool at Kalamazoo, )lich. :'Iii.- •'mitb
remained there four years, re~ig11i11g in .June
HllO in order to attend the 1.:-11h·ersity of
\\'iscon ·in for the summer. The year IHI 0
and part of 1!111, sbe . pent at the State
C"niversity of Texa:-:.
Ednl1. Cameron was horn at Algoma, Wiscon!>in. After attending the 1\lgoma High
t-;chool, she studied )fnsic in :\Iilwan kee and
then p;raduated from the ('onserrntory of
)!usic at ApplC'ton, \\'isconsin . f4he taught
for three ycanrnt JI ai t, :M ichigan , both vocal
and instrumental music, ~111d for four years
at tnrgeon Bay. :\Iiss Cameron abo ,pent
two summers at Nor th western ( 'onl:ierrntory
of Music. She i" supen·iHor of )[ n<-ic of the
city schools.
Sheboygan claims the home of A.
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Langmas. After gra1luating from the High
:chool he attended the Universih of \\'isconi-in, completing the Course in Commerce
in 1!)10. Before finii-bing the l'niversity,
\fr. Langmas taught in the High • 'chool at
~fanawa, Wis.
Last year he was connected
with the 1.:-ni,·er,.,ity of Illinoi. and during
the summer of '11 taught rnmmercial
branches at the tate Kormal School at Emporia, Kansas.
Perdita Irene Dewey i · also of Renoi:iha,
\ri:-;consin. :-)he gra(luated from the Kenosha High School in 1!i05.
be then entered
• •orthwe tern University, graduating in
l!JlO; having remai1wd at borne, the year
l!JO'l-190 . In !!Ill 2\li" Dewey graduated
from the Cummock School of Oratory with
the degree Bachelor of Art . All through
her High 'chool and eollege career, )Ii s
Dewey \\·a prominent in oratory and theatncal help.

Dorothy :-:later is a Ku o~ha girl. "'lil
µr:uluatul fro111 the Keuot'ha Iligh , 1hnol in
I IJOli, and then eutererl the ])01111e1 l'ollege,
)filwaukee, taking a two y<'arl:i com::e tLPn>.
2\lil's 81ntPr entered the l'niYer ity of Chirngo, gracluati11g in !!Ill with the d1•gree
Ph. B. ,,I is Slater ha~ b<·en ten<'hing only
for a few weeki-: she entl'recl latt>, when the
commercial teachers fou11<l that their work
n·quired another teach!!r.

Senior Welcome to the .Freshmen
\\"ay11n rel Frel:'hmen ! 'Ye <lo greet yon
\\'ith a welcome trne and stronµ;
Glad we are to see you, ever,
Though rnrnetimei-; you do a wrong.
But we' 11 panlen these offen!;es,
If you p1omiEe to he good,
And you'll study all your Jes 011s.
Freshmen! don't you think you could?
Do your ta~ks with zeal and spirit!
ever fail to get yom work,
Take adrnnt:ige of encb minute,
Xen'r lag n11d ne\'er ~hirk.
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When yon haYe a study hour,
And yonr neicrhhor turns around;
Do not stop to talk an<l gigg!P,
Gin• no hee1l to what'::; arou1H1.

But jn::;t take your hooks an<l ;;tudy,
And while o'er yonr work yon bend
Do not pau::;e at ernry cntence;
It will pay you in the end.

If your tal:iko beco111e a burden,
And your feet begin to slip,
)finJ not but a .i11gle failure,
Ju ·t keep a :'tiff upper lip.
And as throgh the uppt>r cla~se
Yo11 110 work your \\·ay to fanll',
Bear in mind the:;e few t'Uggestillll~;
Yon will co1H1ucr in the game.
, o, again we bid yon welcome,
Future 'eniors, stanch and true,
Then in turn you, too, ;;hall \\·elcome
Freshmen; as we w<'lcome you .
Ell'-0-- !IAROY, '12
First child-"Ob, I think )[i s Yule i
just terrible; I nerer . aw :;nch a teacher."
Srcond chihl- 1•I llo too, but do you know,
I -.;aw one of the older girl~ put her arm
rio-ht around her."

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Tiu• Op<'n Air School
You may lm\· · notit·e<l the 011tl looking
ht\ilclin.!.( starnli11g on the Bain Hchool
gron111l" arnl w<m1kred wl1y it was pla1'e1l
tlH'l'l'. It i,; the Open ) .. ir ~chool, the only
Oii<' in thl' :-;tatl' of \\"bco11,.;in.
It i' not
mu!'h of a hnilding, hnt :;enrf' ·its pnrpo"l'
rer.\· wPll; it ha" ht•t>n pl:t<•ed in the IH':<t
lo!'alit y to he found in Keno,.;ha.
Tht•
lar<rp ;tret!'h of llH'11<lnw north and west of it
will acl<l plt•nty of fre,.;h air and suu:;hi11e,
th1• two thing,.;, whi<·h. with thl' help of
plenty of g-0011 wl1ok,.;onH• fornl will <'llt"l' t hl'
mtwh <lreadecl <lisea-:e commonly kn01rn as
<·on" nm ption.
Thi: school ha,; n•<·ein•d it,; maintl'll1lll!'l'
from rariou:< sour1·es. ThP :-tat<-, the l'ity,
<·haritahlt> >'<><'ietie,;, hu,.ine,;;.; arnl private
peopk han' all hl'lpP<l to keep it up. 'I'hl'
t'<ptipnwnt wa:; gin•n a8 a prize to the city
for haring sol1l the grrate't nnmher of reel
<'r<>:-s stan1ps dnring the last ( hristmas
holidap.
ThP ~chool is well t•qnipped for the c·omfort of the t1cholars. They get two extrn
meal: a clar whil'h !'onsi;;t of good nonrishing foocl. ·~\. large quantity ol milk is given
to tht•m even tlav. Tht• fir:t me>al is at
10::~11 A. )l., ;md the sec·o1ul is at :3:1.'i P.
.'.\L, after whi<·h tlwv may lit> clown and re.t
011 c•a11rn,; <'hairs wi'th "~itting out" bag,; to
con·r them. Before eating, their tenqwratnn"' and pnls<'~ arc takt>n, ancl after t•a1·h
n!l'al tht> <li,;hp.- and abo their tooth hrnshes
are t horongh Iv stpri lizP<l.
The d1ilcl rp11
han· al~n ~a~lit;1ry napkin,.: anil towel: whid1
are lmrne<l ,i·hen tht· <·hilclrPn an' through
u,-ing thl'lll.
The c·hil<lrl'n han• extra wrap,; for thp
c·olil clay,:_ )( r,:. ~\. JI. LmH'C ha. wrv
ki1ully ;>tferl'd to pay for all the fo0<l tha·t
is ll>'P<l durin!.! this vear and tlw !Iorlick\
)lalte<l .:\!ilk ( o. h:(, gin:n malte<l rnilk to
the ,;<·hool.
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Thi,: .;chool ha-.: 11ot exi,;ted 1011!.! C'IIOll!.!h
to pron• it,: "ll<Te,.:,:, hut in ;\ ew York and
otlu•r <·itil',: the Open .\ir ,:c·hool" an• rapidly
incn•a,.:in!! in nnmlwr. ThPir n1liH· ha,; hl'Pll
found ont and t hl'\' h:ne c·olJll' to :<tav. Tht·
!'ll<'<'<'"" of our Opl;n .\ir '"11001 in th.l• "l'l1'"l'
of l'ntin· <·ure,.; lip,; in tic• futun•; hut already many ot' till' pupil' ;;how a grpat i11<"l"l'<l"l' in weight, appPtite ancl ml·ntal powpr.
'l'hPir spirih are np and tlH·y an• happy.
.\ftrr all. dPar reach•1-, if on!.'· 01w c·un• i,:

nrncle, onlv oltl' lifl' ,-an~cl an1l nuHk happy
i,; it not ":orth whill'·;
)f.\Rel IHET .:\Jc KEXZIE,
Eighth (;rack Bain SC'hool.

I woncler, whe11 ·.l \>O went to .Hacli,;011, llid
)I n.rgut·rite J farbaugh;

If Chri,;t0pht•r Col11111b11,- Jan led at l'lymou·h Hock, where wonl<l Irwin )[aiuland?

If tlwre wa bc>tting on hor~e race:-, would
)farion (;amble'.-'
If Lester Crook eut llown a trer, wcrnl<l

<: onlm1 Hackett'.-'

lf Olga were a chicken wonhl (;erald
Cooper?
If automobih•,: slide, woulcl 'linnie ~kidd'.-'
If a piano
'l' ()II er"?

11 a·

out of tn11(', woul1l Harold

lf he laundry was on the bum. would
John :'ilangle'?
If the ·torn gets mm11, would William
Baker?

If Pre. ident Taft weighs 200 pounds, how
mnch does Eva Tangwny?

If LP8ter was a thid woulcl Irene ho a
Crook:'
\\"hen Perclita grow:; ol<l will she still he
fr!',;h ancl Dewey·?
If Iforbert µels a ·uit nrncle wonlcl he> use
a .'.\lc(Jall pattern·?

h Fred cries woul1l Dorothy Ki111-ba1J·?

A Gentle Hint

".l'

Othl'I' paper!' all r<>111in1l ll",
<·nn make our own suhliml',
If our fpllow ~tnch·nt,; !'l'll<l ns
('ontrih11tio11;; all thl' tinH·.
Herc a little. thl'n• a littll•,
Story, s<·hool 110\l', ~ong or j(':<l,
Jf yon want a go0<l ,.:<·hool ]l<l]>Pr,
}:ac·h onl' of yon 11111,t do )·our lips(.
-Ex.
Eel l!:uT1·y (Pil'king- up a (\c, ·r) - •'Oh,
mr! Latin is ea,.;y. I wi'h I hacl taken it in:-;teacl of ( 'omnH·1:cial Aritl1111~tic·. Look hl're
(pointing to "ereral pa,sage~) ''Forty cluekE
in a row." (Fort<' cl nc·e,, i 11 ar .. ) "Pas8 ns
some jam." (l'""::-11~ sum j:u11). "The bony
legs of l'<c~ar." (Berne lt>gcs Ca~:<aris.)

'l' 11 E f-;J>Y

A thought j,., the lwa1l i ·worth two in the
book.
\rho ,.,ai1l marble rolling wa · a
• pring; ~ot alway,.,.

~ig11

of

:t\ . .\frKl'nzie (in (;l'rman)-"Teh werile,
du "nrst, ete." Pka:-w pas · the sanl'r
kraut.

ls then' anyone in thl' High school who
can sing eol01"eil ,;ong:;·~ If so please sing a
gn:Pn one for tht• fn•shmen.
A freshman is ~upposcd to be green, yet
when he uncxpectt>dly o·ets into senior
cJ:1,;·rs he is g"ncrnlly r1·d.-Ex.
Dick, do yon CY' r put the candy in the
wrong desk? Glallyl' sai1l she didn't fincl
any there the other <lay and s'!emcd quite
1lisappoin ted.
'J'he hone.'· hi rd of Ceylon 111akrs a 101111
.·hrill noi::-e to attract tho attention of anybody whom it may pel'('eivc. Do our Fre ·hmen think they are honey-bird,·?
Marcus Antonius can not, as an orator, be
cla'se<l with .\lyron, hut thl' foctthat .\larcu:;
was an Itali.1 n should be no rea 'Oil !'or .\L rron
to be so prejudiced against maearoni - and
spaghetti.
.\{is,; Y11Jp',.; (·ontnH•nt on 1;J.uhs Tn•narv\
fn•t• hand map of(; n•t•<·e, dmw1i from nw;nory: "\\~l'll, (;Jady,.;, if yon had put another
]pg 011 this, it wottl<l hart• 1.1•1•11 a pretty g-ood
looking co1r."
The Frc>;hmen arc so anxiou' that 11·e
:-;hon 11 l all kw iw that th1·y ha rn a good understa n1l i 11g that they l·xcrc:i~e their f··et on
e1·ery po~,,il>le occassion. It certainly -..·rn1ub
like nnmher !t's.
Som!' of thl' following lllllll!'. \\'\'rt' sugJ..!"l'"ll'd for our papt'r: 'l'h1• Pill, Tl1e JI igh
.'whoo! 'I\•11 Tale, The Parrot, The ])oroth\'
Bark, Tht• .\Ionthly 1:rond1, The llt•:u~t
Bn·akl'r, 'l'h!' "'tont.'Bn·akl'rand .\Ii,-.- Yule'~
l>iarj.

Tht• Hh!'torind.-, lw!rnn nuder th!' rnanagemt>nt of .\li% Dewt•y, on , 't·pt. I, han· o
far proYed a ,-uece:-;,;, The.' lrnn· lit•t•n highly hp11eticial to thl' stu1ll'nt,.; taking part,
and makl'. a weleonH' hreak in tht· routi1w of
the :-:chool work.
He that hath money an<l yet rl'fnse.· to
buy the :-whoo! paper, hnt lookt>th on•r hi.·
neighbor\ back to see the r•ontents thereof,
i · like unto an as,.;, who, ha1·ing a manger
full of ·trnw, ncvcrthele;;: nihhh•th that of
hi8 companion: and brnyeth with glt'l'.-Ex.

A play, ''The Burglar~," wa!; given in
the ~'-uditorinm Friday evening, '<n. :J, for
the benefit of "The Spy." 'J'he <'ast is a·
follows:
.\lis~ CaptiYity-.\Iargarl't Harbaugh; .\[other-Ada Tillotson; Burghtr8Einer .\Ionteen, Paul 'Yindt•sht>im, Harold
Toner.
.\Ir. Tremprr ha~ complie<l with our request an<l ha,; giren us the ust• of the hall.
It is only fair that the school, all<l es1w<·ially
the ~eniors, comply with his n•11ne.t and
amid talking in the lines while pa,;sing to
a1ul from cla,.;sp,;, Let u: appn•1·iatt· thi,.;
fan)l' for we mar <le ire otht•r wi:<hes to ht•
g-ranted later. ·
ProlJ<thly one of thr most intL•re:<tiug- a1l1lre,;.-e" e\·er ht·anl at the Hi!rh ;·d ool wa:
delin•re<l h1· .\Ir. (';trtwright .of thL• Ernn,;ton CniH•1<itl". .\Ir. l'<trtwright i ·a Young
man taking ·a po:<t-gra<lnatt• eour:<t'.. I[],;
leeture wa,; one whieh ,.;trnek the ri!!ht plaee
and ,-rai1l thl'n'.
Ile 11 ho know::. not, an<l know ... iwt that
he kno11~ not, i~ a .Freshman. lll'lp him
out.
11 e who k1:mrs not an<l k11011·:; that h •
knows not, i.• a \iphomon•. l'ity hi,n.
llt• who kno1rs and k1111w:; uot that he
kn01r., i ... a ,Ju11i0r. Honor liim.
llc who kno1r,- and kiww~ thnt he knows,
i~ a ~u1ior.
Hererence him. -Ex.

THE :-,py

ATHLETICS
The foothall ,:ea,;on opened l-\aturday, Oct.
17, when the team from W:wk(•gan High
'chool met us on Rambler Park. The vi ·itor::; were heavy enough for a college team
arnl w(•re fa~t and experientt'<l. Our hoy-'
played well ('on,;idering the relative weight$,
a ' well as the relative experience of the two
teams. Waukegan had the knowledge and
confidence which comes from rarly practi<·e
crame , whik we had ha<l no praC'tice ganw
-not even a goo<l hard SC'rimmage, owing to
carcity of material. When theRe thing,;
an• con:-<idcred, together with the fact that
half of our team had ncn•r before hct•11 in :t
game, we did ern.:ouragi1icrly well.
The
-core, } {j-Q, ~how' that WP put up a very
good clefcnsirn game. This, the firi;t game,
gave the coa<·h ancl the team a lim• on our
weak points. The:;e weak points wpre :-<o
well taken ('are of that when Racine came to
Ramhler park the following ~atunlay-Oct.
1-!-thev found it l'X<'et•<linglr ditlfrnlt to
make iai1L· on our light line until their
great a<hantage in wright hegan to wear on
our boys. The tirtit half wa,: as stu hhornly
c011te,·tp1[ a,: any pulk<l off on the home
crromub in rears, e1uling with a score of
5-11 for Hacii1e. H<L<·inc\· Wl'ight was now
Jw.ginning to tell, our light line being pretty
Wl'll fatigued, so that <luring the third arnl
fourth quarten; the yj:;itors went thru arnl
arouJHl the line rather consi ·tcntly. But
the crauw w:um't d],;('ouraging m> the KcOl'l',
tG-rr, might ,:cem to i11<1iratt-. On the <·011trarv it wa:-: verv t•rn·uuraging, for it ~howe<l
u,; <tll our team· i" rnade'· of good fighter,;.
Our hl<H'king arnl ta<·kling hacl improvell a
lrnrnln•cl iwr ct•11t oH·r the Satnnlay ht•fore
with \\'aukl·gan. It wa · the general opinion
that with proper t·x1wrie1we aJl(l training we
woul<l vet havp a winning t<·am. H\•alizing 1101\ more than ner the po,;sibilities of
'

thP team arn1 its . trong point:-:, a;; well as it'
w<•ak point,: whi('h mu;;t be ·trengthened,
the coach and team and a loval alnmnns began a week',; work that re~ulted in a compkte rever;;al of form and a deci;;ive Yi<'tory
over \\'anwauto~a High on Hamhler park
~atur<lay,
Oct. '21. Th(• hoys played
real football and for the fir;;t time :howed
what they arc <'<Lpahle of doing. \re were
eBc·ouragecl and are working hard; the High
, chool i,; taking on more ancl better ;;pirit;
arnl everything poi11t,; to a hard fought and
well att(•nde<l game with South l>ivi;;ion
High from )filwaukee OC't. '2 ,' th.
The
game will he played on Hamhlcr Park, aJl(l
is the last gaml' 1°10w ,;che<luk<l 011 the home
ground;;, Line-up for Kr11osha: ( 't·11ter
Yonk; r. h., )f,·Elwain, l. h., Kupfer; f. h.,
~·iC'oll; q. h., Be<·ker; r. g., )Jilter; l. g.,
Hagman, If ill; l. t., Toner; r. t., Lilley;
l. e., Ted Bo,;tptter; r, <'. (;pt•<·lmw11.

The loR.' of "Bill" 'l'rom.ig i,; ahout the
harde,;t hlow the tt•am ha,; liacl.
· othi11g
happen;; in a game that Bill i,;n't in. IIe i.:
alway;; at thl' right pla<·e with telli11g effect.
The Jo,;. of f:uv Clark i;; a11other lilow to
the team. To aii obseniug eye hi;; playing
at tackle against Haeine was almo;;t fanltle;;"· I [ e wa' in evPry play and played like
a veteran.
Olle'~ ah:<enre i-: <'o,:tiJ1g the team the lo~,:
of another of last ,war\ ~trong men. The
team greatly nee<!~ hiH speed.

Toueh<lowns last , 'aturdav were m1ule hv
Becker, Kupfer, (, ebchm:tn and Lille~:.
n(•t>:<·l1man nrndl• .~oocl with both hi~ alt empts at goal.

THE SPY

IA Lu MN I
President. ilas Ernns of Ripon College

In .ll<'moriam

g;n e an intpre,..ting talk to the boys of our

,fo~eph \'. (lnarll"<, C11it!'d "tat!'· j111lgP
for the ea,..tl'rll dist rid and a man widely
known in Keno;;ha, lliPd at hi,; home in
:\fihrnukt•l' on thl' ,.;erenth of O<"tolll'r. :\fr.
llnarks wa.; 1;, ~· par,.. of agl' an<l hail heen
ill for th!' pa,;t frw rnonth.,,
.fudg1• llnarle;; was horn in Kl·noslia and
wa,; the ;;on of a pioneer residPnt. I le re<·<'iH·cl hi,; earh· c1lnl'atio11 in the puhli<·
,.;, •llllols ol' thl• c·i.tr ancl wa,; a memlwr of tin•
fir,;t irraclnating ,:Ja,;"' of the f\.pnosha lligh
:-who~I. Ill' then ellll'l'l'd thl' l'ni\crsity of
:\liehigan all<l !!l':ldnatecl from the <·lassit·al
«on rse in I :-.1;1;. The following yt«ll' hl'
"l'<ttluatl'<l from the law s<"hool.
..., l{ptnrnintr to ]\pnosha he took a gn•at int1•n•st in th~ affair,; of hi,; natin· town. Ile
,.;1•necl a,.; d istriC't attorJH•Y for two term,..
antl was 11rnyor in 1H71i. ire al"o ,.;enc<l on
th1· board ;1f C'<liu·ation and in l:-.7H wa,.;
l'leded to n•pre:-l'nt KP110,..ha eounty in the
]pgi;;latnn'. Ill- helcl tla• otti1•e for two

llirrh School.
On account of tho meeting of the •'tate
'l'e:.wher;;' .\ ·soeiation in .:\I ilwaukee on Xo\.
n, 10 and 11 thrre will be 110 :-ehool on -o\'.
Hth an<l 111th.
A ne\\' ~,·,ten~ o[ Hhetoric·ab ha;; been
aclnpteLl. .\teach exerci~c three jn<lges will
be appointe<l to mark on point' of memo1:Y,
ma1111er of presentation, bearing, enuncrnlion, a1111 1-rnbject matter of each :;peaker.
'l'bosc n·t·ei l'ing an average of !13% or abovc
are to reecire ho11ornble mention in •'The
:-lpy." :\li~,; •'mi th, )fo;s \'nle, a11d .:\Ir.
LanO'ma
. acte<l a ju<lges dnnng 8eptember.
0
'l'he following :-;tn<lents recehed a mark .of
9.Jl>b or above: William Larsen, :\Iary P1lchet', Alex Olshef ky, and E1lson Hanly.

term~.

LatC'I' he remoYcd to :\fil waukel\ where
he fnnll<l with hi.· hrothl•r, onC' of the he,;t
law firms of the :-ltat«. He ,;pr\'Nl as l'nite<l
, 'tates ::;cnator from \\'isc•,r1,.;in and then wa,.;
appointed hy the prc,;i1~ent. as l~nit_t'.<1 :-lta~e:;
judge for the ea'lten1 1h,;tn<"t ~)f \~ bl'on,.;rn-.
He sern•1l as a l 'nion solcltl'r m one of
the Keno,.;ha regiment,.; 1lnring tht• war of
the (;reat Hehellion.

Alumni Sot<'i\
:\liriam Frost, 'I 0, j,., atternling 1\1 ii:;,;
Church's :-lc·hool at Boston.
.Joseph Tl oma;; 'L 1, \\ ill'ri>cl I>rath 'IO,
.\rthur He1leen 'IO, _\rthnr \\'ciskopf ']!1,
(;Jl'll Balcom 'lll a11cl E<lith l folt 'l l are
1ww at the :-ltate l 'niYcr:<ity at :\facl ison .
(;eJlL'\'it•n' KellPV ancl X Pi lie Lillt',V. both
ot' the c·la,;,; of l !ii I, are attending Lewi:
lnstitnte in l'hil'agn.
(;len :-\poor 'llJ i:< taking a <·onr,;t• in agrindtun• at the , tak l'11iwr;-;ity.
Huln Hill of l!ll Ii" now at tht• l'niwr:<it\· ot"°('hic·aµ-o.
(.Pl'il Hill 'lU and :\filcln'd .:\lyr il'k '11 an'
takm!! a cour, C' in Dome.;tlC' :-l1·ien1'I' at the
• out :\fanu I Training '°'l'l1ool at :\It•nomi111 l', \\' k

Changes
Om• hnnclrecl year.· ago toda.\,
l n the wilderne,;,;p:-; hen·,
\\'ith powder in his gun, th\' man,
W ent to hunt the deer.
But now thP thing-,; ha Ye ,;omewhat 1'11ang-C'<'.,
.\nd on another plan,
\\ ith powclt•r on hl•t' <·hecb, thl· 1kar,
(;ue,; out to hunt the man.
Eastnurn-":-laY, ( 'urti~. I knrw Langmas
wa,; a tea<· her wht•n [ fir~t ~aw him."
Curt is-" H ow:'"
Ea~tman-"Oh, jnst by the pnpib in hi"
l1,Yl'~. ,,

Fir"t :-\pn ior- " I> i11 you kno11· Franl'i~ he1i1•H•,- in \\' oman ',; :-lu tf«ragt•:'"
:-, l'l'OJHI :-\pnior-"X o, what makt•" yon
think "o :'"
First ~ enior-" \\ hy, hp Yows he'll make
.\cla a ":\J ayor."
~rr. Wanl-'·:\farguerite. what does ll. E.
D. mC'an·?"
::\fargn<>rite-"li uite Easily Done."

, 'enior,; were made for grpat thi110'::;,
~ophomores Wl're marlr for ,;;mall.
Bnt we haYen 't yet disc<wercd
\\' by Fn·shmcn were mailt• at all.

.

-EL

'l'HE :--PY

fl 0

luclustrial Cour. e
.\. new eou1-,.:t• has heen ana11ge1l for 111
our curricnlnm.
It Is 1·alled tht• Co01wrative Industrial CouI"l', ht•1·ani:;e the
ntrious manufacturing plants of the eity co01wmte with th(• 8ehool in tcaehing boys
who desire to ]parn a tnule, or who 1ksire to
gt•t the lwndit of actual shop practi1·e.
Hov8 entering thi,; cour,;e ;;hall han' been
in the high 'school one year. The shops
provide in a way that the sc·hool;; eannot the
practical training for the boy who dci:;ircH to
become a ;;killed mechanie, or to receil'e u

2\1 \D\sco'\\ ~\'\\ 5\.

~. ~·lt\~~~f\~·lm, ~. ~.
~~~ti\ '?, ~T~~'O~Ml'; ~\~e,'i_

Leave Ord eri at Hurd's Drug Store

good foundatinn for some engineering course.
The boys are arranged in team' of two on
the ~ame work, one boy being in ~chool
while the other hoy is i11 the shop, and vice
Yersa; t'O that al ways, onr of the boys is at
hi' de;;k at school, while his team-mate is at
the bench in the ·hop.
\Yhere this conr e has been in operation
;;ome veari'\ the manufaeturprs, i'\tuclent;;,
teachci·s, arnl parents are mm·t· than pleai:;ed;
becaui:;e: it enables a hov to become a
skilled mechanie, or to by ~L goO!l foundation for some divi;;ion of engineering; or it
enable. a hoy to learn a trncle, and to earn
money, an1l at the same time gives the hoy
a high ·chool e1lucatiou.
Th e eourse arranged for the boys the fir~t
year is:
Freeharnl and .\lec·hanic·al Drawing.
, hop .\lathl'matie~.
Spelling ancl Penman,.;hip .
.\Io<l l' I'll II i,.; t ()IT.
Engfod1.
.
Thesc> ~tudie~ are c,.;pecially a.clapted to thl'
nee1ls of on1· bo\·s. We :Lre Yer~· fortnnate
in lrnYing a u;:tn from the t;-;1iversity of
Wiscon'in to help ns with .\I1·chanical J>rawing. The boys have their drawing lesson on
.\londav afternoon. The.•e lc-:,.:on,,, are u111ler
his per~onal ,.:npervisio11.
Our boy;; nre located at: The 1mmons
.\lfg. Co., Badger Brass Co., Kenosha Electric lo., Keno,.;ha <ins and Elc·ctric Co., and
one team gop,.; to Hacine.
\\'e appreciate thi,.; co·operation.
Hazel made an angel cake,
For her darling Paulie's <.:ake.
Paulie ate it every crumb,
Tlwn he hearcl the angels clrnm,
Ct,lling softly, "Paulie, come."

-Ex.

1\.i:i~ ms

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A. E. BUCKMASTER
ATTORNEY AT LAW
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"l{a.\\o'\\a.\ 'Ba:

DR. N. P. SHEARER
DENTIST

Over Knox 5 and lOc Store

Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental College

Former Dean Dental Dept
Milwaukee Dental College

DR. W. H. CARSON, Dentist
Orflr~ Hour"

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KENOSHA. W IS

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GROSVENOR HLDG.

RE:NOSHA,
\VISCONSIN

PHO:NJ<; 210

When )laking Your Purchases
Please Jlention

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President

The Kenosha Realty Co.

KEX08HA'8 BES'l' STORE

Dry 6aads and Ladies
furnishers
I

INSURANCE
REAL ESTATE
LOANS, BONDS
Cor. Main Street
Phone J04

and Park A Ye.

llinnie )line
If yon want to plea~e thc llll'll,
:.\£i1111ic :.\line,
Learn a little bit of :irt,
'omc cro<'!l poetry by heart,
Langtrnges to wit impart,
:.\f usic tine.
Know the prnper way to d re~s,
Holl' to comfort a11d rarre~-.,
Da11ce a little, go·sip less
~ l innie Mine.

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"Ba\\\<. "B\\\\6-\\\~

If you want to please the men,
~Iinnie ~ I ine,
, ltHly how to mix a cake,
Learn to sew and boil anrl bairn,
Ray you cook for cooking's rnkr,
Be a hom;ewifo, all the rest,
Counts but little, trnth confessed,
Such girl;; ahrnyt' marry be,.t,
~linnic ~ J ine.

For an Honest Piano at an Honest Price See

f\LDEN BIDINGER ~~ GO.
at t hrir new
tore

458 MARKET ST,

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for :.\1innic'8 reply .

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FLORISTS
356 Park 4 ve,

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PERKINS BROS.

M. - :r F. SE. 'l '1: JS.

FINE MILLINERY
312 Main St.

Phone 60-61

Kenosha, Wis.

303 Church St.

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Kenosha Gas & Electric Co. MAKES Gooo PICTURES
Phone 131

210 Wisconsin St.

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266 MA1N ST.

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K~NOSHA, Ms.

OTTO J. SCHOLER

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Pocket Knives, Kodaks,
Au to 1110 bi le Accessories,
Aluminum and Nickel Plated
Conking Utensils

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ISERM!NNBROS.

HOLi .41 61FfS

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A\ ny nig-ht thi~ wel"'k you may be
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KENOSHA, WIS.

Winninger Bros. Stock Company

Established

Capital and Surplus

1852

$200.000

Your buslne~11 will ret•f'iYP prompt
and rarPrul attention

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Rhode Opera House
.Matin.-es on Thanksghing J)ay
Saturday and Sunday
PRICES- lOc. 20c. 30c AND 50c

RUDOLPH H. MIEDlllG

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CHEMIST

THE SPY

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PMONE 228

310 MAIN 8T.

KBNOSMA, Wle.

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Business Honesty I ouR MOTTO: ~~~s~Eii~TTER
\\ halt•n•r ~lll'l'l'"~ has hl'L'll th i~
;:tore'~ portion ha~ re,.;ultccl from an
unwrittt·n po_lil'y of . ''Bnsi1w,.;'
Hone"t v." \\ l' ha Ye tnecl to make
it a ;:toi·e whl'l'l' en·11 a <.;hilcl eoulcl
l1t1rcha"e with :;afct.\'.

Get the Habit of Pnrehasiu"' at 'l'his Store

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Ch as. H. Cur f"ISS Phone
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Hoyal tnilol'l 11 clothe,.; fit the pm~1'
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The Barden Store Co. Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing
RETAILERS OF ALL

DRY GOODS

Remodeling Ladies Clothes a Specialty

Thos. A. Sullivan NIFTY t.LOTHES
For Young Men.

KEXOSHA.'S BEST Sl'ORE

DAVE'S CLOTHING HOUSE

Dry Goods and Ladies
220 Ma/11 St .
Good Clot h e .For Me n; and
furnishers
~ othi ng E l e.
ALFRED KROGH

Gl,ERLJM'S BOOK STORE,

MERCHANT
TAILOR

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KENOSHA , WIS ·

.For your Chri t ma
.Hooks and oth er gift.

PHONE 1150

223 Wisconsin St.

Y . ., C . .4 BLILDll'•G

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THE, Glt\RK
,Louis M. Eithclman
GONSTRLJGTION GO.
TAILOR
CLOTHIER
FURNISHER

!milt"' yon to ill>'lWl't thPil' 11<'\\'
,..a111plt•,..11f ('hamllil'r,.. a11<1 e:xqui,-ik
;£la,;,;wan•, now on di:-;play at thl'ir
:-ton•. Th(·y arc t':Xpl'r\,; in illnmination and will <Uhi"L' yon ('O!Tl'('tly.

PHONE 362

265 PARK ST.

270 Main St

Kenosha, Wis .

FANCY WORK SCHMITZ & LAUER
of all kin ds and la t e::-it de. ig n ~ .

Age nt fo r

M0dern Priscilla

Ma~azine

Free-Hand Draning and Stamping

MRS. CHAS. TRONVIG

KENOSHA ' S

UP=TO=DATE CLOTHIE~S
llatt l• r-. aud (;(' ut-. ' Furni-.hH-. . Fine
)l1•r cha11t Tailori111r a s11<'eialt) .

483 GROVER STREET
PHONE1960

265 MA I N STREET
PHONE 9 28

KENOSHA, WIS

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.:'\oyemher Xnmber 1911

EDITORIAL

AX.\mprinm hoy',; an,.;wer, wh\'n a,.;kl'<l
what Thanksgi\ing Day meant to him,
was: "Oh, that\; a d1ty to Pat turkl'y,
1Tanhl'rry sanl'e, plnmh pwl<ling, aiul all
sorts of µ-oml thing ..;."
This i;; !'Pally \I hat 'l'hanks!.(i\ing <lm•,;
111ean to most ol the young- .\meril'an,; of
thi:< .!!eneration. Hut i:< this \I ha• it meant
io our l'ordathers, who wen• tl1e originator,;
of Thanhtd\ing:' To them it was a <lay
sl't apart to give thank,; for wh;tt the:· hail
n·n•i\'!'d 1luring the pa,..t y1·ar. wlietlwr it
hail heL'll little or mu1•h. \\'h!'ll ll'l' n·m1•mht·r till· 1·111nparatin·ly fl'\\' thin.!£:<. for whi1·h
till',\' hail to he thankful, it ,;tl'lll~ that
'l'lianks!!i\ in~· 1>ay ought to lllL'an l'\'l ll
more to th1• pre,;t•nt !!l'lleration, tha11 it di1l
to tlwm. _\11wri1·a ha' rC'1 .. 1!.(nizltl thl' litn1•,;;; of t'11<'ot1ntgi11g thc> Thank,;g-i\ing "Pirit
h) sl'tting- apart nnt• day. th1• last 'l'hursd1ty
11: x()\'l lllhl'r, a:' a 11at1c)nal holiuay fnr
'!'ha n ks!!i Ying.
\\ l' know l hl'l'l' i' no Olll' amnll!! u,.. wl10
ha:< Hot 1'l'l'l'in•1l ·""111l' hl'nl'fit dur;ll!! thl·
pa..;t ,YL'ar f"r whie'1 hl• ,..J1<1nld hL' thonkfnl.
[ f for 110 of her l'l'ilS<lll ,;honJ<l \\'\' not he
thankful for till' pri\ ill'!!'L' of attL ndin!! <l
hig-h ,;eho"I and ab" that \\'l' :trl' able •o L'll-

joy tho:<e thin!!" whil'h tl1e "mall boy think,;
makl'~ a rl'al 'l'hanks.d\ ing Day·:'

T II E ,..drnol 'pirit is llHlllif'e,..t Ill!! it,;plf in
rn.,,.

se,l'ral
wa:·, tl1i" yl'ar. \rl' han·
Ion!.( I'<·ll thl' n1•L•1l of 1·luhs and '"<'i< tie:< in
our :'l'hool, to prmnote a l'l'l'iing "r l'ri1·11d,..Jiip amon!! our "tndent". Thi· ],1ek of ~o1·i'.ll int1·n·onr,;l' I.a, hel'n lar!!1·h· t<1 hla11u•
for the la<·k of a f1 eling of unit ' among
tlwm. Thi" _\'C'ill'. thl' (;1•n11:m ,tt1<knt",
with thl' aid of :\[i,,.. :\[illt·r. ar(' about to
~tart a (; 1•rnia11 1·~uh for t hl• pron1ot ion of
sC'holar..;hip ancl "<H'ial lifr. :\Ji,, ('a111L·ron
ha,.. hl•en in=-trumental in organizi11!!' a <:irl',.
<. lel' ( luh and a h"y'~ < )r·tl'ttC'. whieh l1tl\ t'
done ,..pJcwlid \\(ll'k "" far. .\, tht·rr j,
good. m:ttl'rial in tllC' 1·lult, there ., hut little
duulit ti.at. uml ·r the 'npLni,iu•1 of lfi,..,..
C.lllll'l'on. t h1•,(' will s11n•ly d1•\·(']np ii.to lir,t
ela" c horll"l '.
. \, litc·rntun• p1ay, an import: nt part in
nnr t'\'l'l'Y 1lay !1fr. "C' frci t'll.!rC' j, mort
Jll'C'd of :t<h: Jl<'Pntlnt in thi' clL'P• rtllH'nt
thnn an· otl11'r. To thi, end we ,trou~:\
a1lnwa e e c>arh· nr~a11iz:1tion of Litt rnture
<'lnb". " 1, 1e•·t•" ho pin~ that our et 'ortwill 1 )
"' llt thi' roint. but that n liter-

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ary ,.;w·iet.\', dl'l>ating <'luhs, an1l oth1·1' ,;oC"ial
arnl educational organization,, will follow
tho,;e all'eady e,.;tahli,-ht•1l.

K E:\():-,] L\. i,; onl' of tht• fa,.;te,.;t g-rowing
1·iti1•,.; in \\ i,.;1·on,.;in anil we Hl'l' prornl
of it, and, in thl' m·ar fntul'e it,; sC"hool enrnllnH•nt ,;hall hl' innea,;1•11. Bnt w1· 1·annot mer look t h1• oh! igat ion that dt•\'ohes
upon tlw C"ity fol' prn,·i<ling a<l!'q11ai1• a1Hl
up-to-date a1·1·0111m1Hlations for this i11n!'a,.;i11g ,;1·hool population.
It i;-; h1·1·0111ing \'!'!'.\' appal'ent that within
an alarn1in1.dy sliol't ti111e the «ity will hl'1·011frontl'1l with th!' llt'<'l'""it_\ of prnYiding
a m·w building- fol' tht• lli.gh :--1·hnol. If
l\Pt!t>:'ha int1•1Hb to lllaintain thr sta11rlanl
lil'i ng ,;1•t hy ot h el' Wl'>'ll'l'll «it i!'s i 11 high
:-1·hool ln1ilding,.; and L''tllip111Pnt-a11<l Wl'
know it dot's i11t1·1Hl to maintain that
,;tandal'd-thl' 1·a111paign rnu:-t hl'gin Yel'y
;.oon an<l rnn,;t Ill' 1·011tinnl'<l nntil the taxpayl'l'" u11<l!'r:;ta11d arnl appl'ml' .
In tht•s1• <lays th!' 1·ity',.; ,.;l'hool sy:-;tpm i:
one of thl' mo,;t i111pnl'tant in,,titntion:-;, :UH\
a,; thl' I! igh :--!'hool ha,; i:ome to be looke1l
upon a;-; tht• elimax of the sy:-tem, so thl'
plant it,;1•1f, in«ln<ling ln1ilding of 1·qnipm1·nt, i,,, with in1·n·a,;ing freqm·rn·y, the
c·rowning glory of the 1·ity',; pnhli1· hui\1ling,;. .\ 1t<l rightly ,.;o, in,;tl';U\ of heing
lllPn·ly a pl'q>aration -.«hon\ fol' tht' frw who
intend to t•ntt·r t·ollege, tht• ll igh ,\·hool is
in1·n•asing the Yarit•ty of its cour:<t•,;, e,;peciall_v witl1 a Yil'W to offer a maxirnnm of
pr1u·ti1·al training fol' the 1·n·ry <la} a1·tivitie,; of the ma,;,;(',;. T hi,; l'l''[Uires a mneh
largt•r plant arnl a mu1·h rnon• Yarie<l arnl
l'Xtt•n"i\'\' 1•qnipnll'11t than thP old }>l'l'\l<trntory ,;!'\100\ dt•nianded , and it a\,-o l'l''lllin•,; a
high:y trained t·orp,. of :<pei·iali,.;t: on ib
fa1 ·u l ty.
Tht• ll igh , !'hon\ i,; fa~t a,;,q1111ing tht•
!'u1wtio11,; of a puhli<' ,;1'1100] t111in·l',;ity with
all th1• obligations whi!'lt ,;n1·h a change in\'oln•,;. Thl' tnlll,-ition ha,; taken pla<•t• with
alarn1i11g ,;pt•t•d a nd u1Hlonlitl'<lly in 1'!'1<po11,;p
to a popular <l1•ma1111. Bnt tht• «hangt• ha,hcPll :-u fa,;t that the genernl pnhlil' ha,. not

THE ~PY
always kt•pt ahn•a:-t with tlH· ~itnation and
arp thl'refol'e oftt•n abr111ed at the 1leman1l
whic·h thl' Ill'\\' kind of t:whool i: making
upon thL'ir n•:;onn·c~. Y d the go()(l :<ells!'
and pri<lc in tlll'il' in:;titntions whi<'h eharacteriz1•,; the }ll'ople of the mi1ldk west ha Ye
t·OnH• to tht• l'l'o\l'llt' a111l t ht• rl'stilt has he>en
thl' <'on:-truetion of thl' fint•st high s1·hool
building,; in the world. \\ L' frel . un• that
Kt•no,,ha i~ <lett•rmine<l to be se<·mHl to nont•
of the si~tt•r 1·itie,; in thi" r(',;ppe(. :-\ht• has
,;ome of th1• prl'ttil',;t a\ennes and \><trk,; in
thl' \rt•st, one of the fi1wst lihrar} buildings,
and onp of th!' he;;t city halls ancl post-oftit·l'
hnilding,;, and wht•n the c·omlition,; demand
it four lll' fiye yl'ar,; lient•t•, she• ;;houlcl have
a high "l'hool building ancl grou111\,, that
,;hall ht• thl' pri1\p of thP ,;tate. H urrah for
t IH• ;\ e\1 K. lf. :-\.

Ue1wrt of " The Spy"
Ortobr r :\'umbn, 1911
RECEIPTS

Subscriptions . . . . . . ................... ,~ 8o oo
Ad\·ertisements. . . . . . . . . . . . _..... . . . . . . 52 oo
Proceed from play .. . ........... 25 85
Sinl:(le copies 11ld...... . . . . . . . . . _. . . • . •
1 10
Total receipts
EXl'E:\'DITl'RES

Co't of printing Oct. '\o.... . . .
$ .i5.oo
Incidental expenses, as postage. receipt
hook and ~undries .. _.. . __ . . . . .
3 <)O
Total ex pen e ................. $ .iS c:yo
Balance on hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 110 05
Total. ..... .. ................ $1i8 95

\\ l' hare <kl'ide1l to gin• a rl'po r t of thl'
finani:ial condition of " T hr Spy' ' l'<H'h
rnon th ,.;o CYCl',Vone may know c• xac tly ho w
Wl' t<ta11d tina1wially.
I t i,; pla1111e<l to <'l'L'atl' a fund duri11~ thl' Yl'Hl' to llll'et thl' l'Xppn,;p" of publi,;hing a l'ommenc·e ment .\ nnuitl in .T une.
TPa<·hor-".J ohn ny, for \\' hat is Swit1.e!'lancl noted'?
.Johnny -" ' rl1y, , wi 'chC'l':'e"
'l'Pacher-''Oh, something granil<'l',
tr;cllgl'r , mote important."
.Johnny - ·•Li111hel'g1•r. "-Ex.

Paye Thra

'J'I[ E ~l'Y

A J<'ew Ifs

'J'en Commanclments }'or the J<'reslm1en

If , 'arah, our lien, htys one Pgg a <lay how
maily would O!Je·?

I. Thou ~halt not take the nanH of thP
faenlty in vain.

If .roe Duff.\ i · Pre;;i11!. nt. isI,abclln King'?
If Carl \\'bite is Harold l:rcen then is
Clarencr Black?
If Lake :\I ichig:u1 is vet, i,- Elizalieth \'pt-

IL Thon shalt not lie late for ~whool ur
play hooky for a day.

ter?

I\'. Thon ,;bu.It not try to attract the attention of thP Senior,-, or s1w1k to them nnlc,:s spoken to.

lf \\'ill is I.. ir.zic'::; ;;1m, i ·Loni· Ncl,;011·?
lf :\fargaret i;; a Brick, i,- (;Jadys a Rock?
If \'iola hung back, ;;-011!11 <:eorgc Becker·?

If \\ill i;; old i" Che ·ter Young?
If no one landed :\Ii"s •'tcig would Eb ha
~ orlarn lcr !
It the yell master is ill, \~ould Lueilc
Daniel'.-'
If II den i;; a Barber, i~ E<l mrnl Harvey a
little sha\ er?

lf .Te~;;ic cackles, doc' Frank Crow?
It' a Fn·--hmen is little, i" :. 'ophomore?
If Lillian use:; axle grea,;e to mahe }lies
with, what <IOI·:- Brice :\latthe\\';;·?

III. Thou shalt nrit go to lire cent shows
tlnring tlw ll'cek.

\'. Thou ,;halt lore antl obey thy gentle
teacher, ~Ii,;.., Yuh•.

\'I.

Thou shalt not fall in lore until time

for yon to graduate.
\'II. Thon :;ha! t al way
:iy "~i r'' a111l
"mam" to tlw 'eni ir,; and teachers.
\'III. Thou "l1:1lt not talk whil<> pa~,ing
to clas:-;cs.
IX. Thou shalt not steal tll\· neighbors
work.
X. Thon ..,Ji,dt uot covet thy ncig!1bor,;
rnarkF.

If chickPn,: moult, woul1l Fl1irencc Penncfeather'?

F-ail to nJHler,.tarnl.
L-rrck of intert>;;t.

If In <rabonl H nrl<l etoOll u in ti aigh t wonl<l
tbc ,-ky scraper'?

l' -1wxp<'dt•d eompany
~~ -ot prc1mrt>1l.

If Hugh Barden is hearty, i~ ,\l ice Hale'?
lf IIcriJert l'nrfo · were vi,-iting Hns~cll
Benedict wo11l1l ,\lice ,\ I cl'all'?

K-ichd out.

Gnbeliernhle-Frl'.;hman (~ig-ning enrollment hhrnk).

Born ... ..... Yt>s........
Some })efinitions .Found in Examinations
Predieament-a hail pla1·e to he in; in a
fix.
Et·1'l'lltric-tn tleYiatt• from thl· center.
Hornance-to flee without telling anyone.
1'neumatic-,:ornet hing new; a t:lll k whcrl'
air i,- 1·omprl'~~vd.
Lozengt•-a tablet Ii kt• 1·1n1gh-d rnp,;; a
mixturl' of pL•a,; arnl bean".
!--anl'tnm-a perpk\ing prctli<·ament.
Egoti~m-"tul'k on onl'\ ~elf.
~[ e1linm-anythinp: hetwecn ran• and well

<lone .
I lllli~ pcn:;ali le - 110 t ex p<'n~ i \ e.

-Ex.

-Ex.

"If your lm·e for me
b true," said he,
\\'hen they knew they suo11 must part.
"Put this rnse away
Clo.;e to your dear young- heart. '
In pale moonli~ht;
And then, alas! alack!
She fled in haste,
For she wore a wai. t
That buttoned down the back.-Ex.

In'nc E.- "Xn, I cannot ,-tudy."

"\\'ell, why:-"
Ircnc-'·>.n one l':ln "trnly when tltpy arc
in Inn'. ··

·• Who i~ it, ln'nl'·~"

Page Four

THE f-IVY

neautr ~ote~
Dt•ar J!atla111e I\nowsall-.\11 the girls
;-cent to loYc me a g1·pat <lea!, a111l so they
look at me all the ti111e. A~ I am naturally
lia-.hful this nrnke;; 111t• bin 11. \\"hat cnn I
tln to l:'top hlu;;bing. - Edwanl ' ic:oll.
.\ C'inci11natti phy:>icia11 dt•fine;; a hlwh a ·
follow ... : '·,\ blu"'h i" a tl'111porary crythcma
a111l <"alarific efl'u!!!,'encc of the physiog11om.\,
ietiologizt·d h.\· tht• preeeplin·11p:-:s of the
::;c11,..orium whc11 in a prcrlicament of u11eq11ilil1ity fro111 a ::;en,.t· of :-:hame, an!;er or
otht·r l'<lll!"e, t•1c11tuati11g i11 a part•:;i> of the
rn,omott·r nen·ou::- fila111c11t' of the facial
eapillarit•,; 11·Jwreby, l11·i11g dirt·... t1•d or their
cla-ti!'ity tlH·y arc rnll'u-c·d with rn1lia11ee
l'lll:111ati11g from a11 i11timitlaterl prrcc:onlia ...
J think perhap~ a larg-l' 110,-c of pa ·i,.; green
wot.lrl h1•lp.

;-n n •d at ti1111·,: tl1.1t t•\., r.1·011,• "peak,; alio11t
th .: •1;, T 1ii<em 1 1tr.t,,., 111
1·,·r: ~lllllCh.
\\ h·it ca11 l do to 1·ha11(.(1• them'? - l•:lilm
Xo la11ill'r.
Try 1·11ating· .niur l'hu·b l\\'in• a <lay \\'ith
japalaC'. 'I Iii~ 1rill t·rcnt uall.1· c:lia11g1 th •

!>tar ,\ la.Jame l\nmr,:all-Jfy hair ll'ill not
re111ai11 eo111lied a,. l ,yj,Ji t< llarc it. 'l'hi"
i' \ ty a111111.1· in~ lo lllC'. I lo\\' 1·:u1 I fi1Hl a
n•med: for this.-Ed,:011 Hardy.
'J akl• c;wh hair. lay it f1;1t rn1 a lioal'll and
dri,·e a 11ail at th1• <·11<1. l'la<'P a l.ot iron
oq·r t IH· l1air a1Hl let it l'l'111ai11 :;o for a \\'••ch.
:\t till' e11d of th1· tilllL' tak" out the 1:aiJ,.,
a11d your hair 11 i I "lll'• ·ly ri:lllain \\ hel'l' yon
pt l it.
"I )o y11u know how (11 ,..a, t gas hil.ti:"
"\o.''
"l'ast1· them in a n1l·111ory hook .. , - Ex.
"])o ~·ou lon• 111l'·!'' a"k1•d thL' littlt• ":wk.
"l'm ju,t wrappt•d up i11 you,"' n·plicd thl'
::'ll!:!(ll'.

''You ::'\\'l'l·t thin~, .. ':ticl the litth sack.

-Ex.

<Cont'lmleJ rrom Ot•t >ber 1''n" er ·'l'be "PY")

Oh, Lord ol lorl',
Look frnm above,
And pity on r poor M non:
He':< the liig-ge"t je1rl'l
In all the !'hoot,
Ob, Loni, h11·e pity 011 him
011, Lonl or Lore,
Look from aliorc,
A rnl pity his contl itio11;
ffc ate il'c cream whieh did not st·em
To bare muc:h pity on him.
Oh, Lorcl of Loi"(',
Lo k from al101 l'
~\1111 Yiew hi-< awful size;
1Jpj,.,.ofat.
"c thi11k }ip'll na1:k,
B11t, Loni. han· p1tty on hi111.
Oh, Loni llf I.m·1.,
Lcok front aho1 e
~\1111 tCC that a\l'l'ul hu11l:
It j,. ~" n·d
It rnu-.t hare bl1·<1,
<lit, Lnrd, lia\' L' pity on hin1.

0 h, Lord of L<1\'l'.
Loc,k fr11111 ab11rP.
,\rnl heal hi,- brokt-n lH·art:
J l \' i" i II )P\'t'
\\ itt1 ,..Ollie little doYP,
\\ho ha,.. 1111 pity on !1 111.

Oh. Lon 1 of Lon·,
Look fro Ill :1 hon.,
.\ll<l i11d11<"<' him to lt·.1n1 thi",
'!'hat in tl1i~ 1rnrld
lh- will fi1 r1 a fp11,
\\ho will :,.ay.
":\f1•ai:11t•,:,.. <·an UI' pl:iyl'd by two."
Con<ludo1·-"Yonr fan'. :\Ii~~."
~t'! ior-''Hc111ly. do yon tliink ,.;1>'?"-Ex.
:\Ii"" Haye~ (in :-:;1iirtht11l) -"Doroth,·
lli<l you get all the wonb'.'"
·
Dorothy K.-"Yt·;,] !:(Ot thl'rnall but the
one~ I Jlli,..~<·<l."

'I'll E SPY

George Tennes en has returned to chool
after a long illnes:> of typhoid f€ver.
Thrre will be no school Xorember :30 and
December 1 on account of the Thanksgiving
vacation.
Prof . Tre !er, . kinner and Fiske, of the
State t'11i\·ersity, in pected the work of the
High chool la"t week.
The Freshmen play which was written,
dramatized and given by the Fre~hmen last
Friday for Hhetoricals, wa. well rendered
and should desen·e honorable mention.
An error in the advertisement~! Look
for it! A pound box of candy will be given
to the one who is first to inform us of it
We have placed it there purposely, so GET
BUSY.
A lecture was rleli1'erecl in the High School
Auditorium "Xov. H by ~Ii .. Layton on
"The Art of St.1ry Te!Eng." It wa larg-ely
attended by mothers an<l K indergarte11
teacliers.
We have a piano in the Assemhly, bnt it
is only used during inging. \\'hy couldn't
we ha\•e mu ic while marching out at noon
and at night'? Perhaps it would be a check
to the talking.
Either those taking part in Tihetoricals
this month did not work as hard as those
taking part la t month, or the JtHlges, ~Jr.
\\'ard and Miss Farrill, 11re more f'eYCre than
our former j ndges, for no one wa;; a.warded
a mark of 95.
llow mode t the new members of the faculty are! We want to know their ages
which they (accidentally) forgot to mention.
Will the editors please supply this omission
next time'? It would surely be interesting.
)fany complaint have come to the editors
because of lack of hort stories for "The
py." Thi· is not the editor's fanlt-if you
want stories-, write them. A two pound box
of candy will be girnn to the person writing
the best Chri!itma story, which must be
reudy by Dec. 10.

l'agl!- Ffre

Gerald Cooper, om Assi5tant Busine s
::\lanager, has withdrawn from school to attencl St ..John's ~lilitarr Academy at Delageld, \\'iR. Louis Nelson ha bee11 c:ho;;en
a Assistant :Un. ine s ::\fanager.
Those not having pairl for their subscriptions will receive no furthf>r number of
"The py" and their names will be published in the next paper.

)fr. Petit is giving :1. series of lectures to
the Seniors 011 "Architt>cturo" even· )fontlay morning at eight o'clock. These lee·
ture are along the f'ame line' UR those uelivered to the eniors la t year.
A very interestin" speech was deli \·ererl tv
the school by Mr. . Jenkens of .Milwaukee.
Re\·. Jenkens is a college man and rery mnch
interested iu school work. He spoke 011
miscellaneons subject but especially on
"Fair Play."
The students of the Kenosha High , chool
were pleased to hear thnt Jfrs. ?\Cary D.
:Uradforcl, superintendent of schools in our
city, wa elected to the presidency of the
\\'i"consin Teachers .\s~ociation at their
fifty-ninth annual conrnntion in .'IIilwaukee
on the ninth, tenth an<l eler-enth of .Xo,·em~
ber. )[rs. Bradford has long been one of
the leading educator of the stale and she
well merits this honor.
'ing a ~oner of sixpeme, a pocket full of rye,
'l.'wenty patient editor', all working for
"The Spy."
When "The Spy" wa. finishe1l,
They all began to holler,
"Graciou 1 after all that work, its urely
worth a dollar!"
Freshmen, console your elves;
'Ti better to be wise and look imple,
Than to be simple and look wise.
Bob Lilly's favorite
the place."

aying, "I can't find

l'r111e .~i.r

Tll E . l'Y

Domestic Science
It is a11 a(·knmrll'tlgl'(l fa('( that thl' welfan· an(l safrty of th\• 11al io11 cll'pl'ncl upon
thl' homt•. l"nle,;" thl' 1·01Hlitions aml i11flne1wt•s in thl' holll\' are 1rhat tlH'y ,-honld
h\' th\• famih·
. will 110.t thriH•; thl• n•snlt
will hl' unfit, \'orrnpt rnr.11 at thl• hl'acl of
our honH•,-, antl hl'lH'l' ol' our 1iatio11.
l"11til within the past fr1r _l"l'ar,,, thl' simpll', old fa sh iom•ll honw t raining ha" not
h1•l•n sntti<-il'nt for thl' donH'stil' training of
onr girl,-. hut i111·onH''flll'Jl1•e of thl• l'hangc\l
l'(H'ial allll indu~trial eonclition,,, thi;.; ha~
<'l'asecl to a11s1rcr its purpose. ~\hont thirty
vear~ ago, a fe1r far-sigh tecl, progre,.;si 1·c
~rnmt•n ~·l•(·og11i:.wtl tlw nl'l'L'ssily of "lll'<'ializing ancl clewloping this training, a11<l they
('Oll\'t·ired the ith>a of intr0<lnc·ing into
;;ehools formal instruction in donH·~tie
i-;t•it•n('l'. It wa,.; first intrnclnc•l'<l in ::\l'll'
York. ] n Iowa, a gn•a t 1lt>al of attention
has ht·l·n gi1·en to thi,.; ,;uhjl'd, and the instnwtio11 isgin'll inthl' Imm Statt' l'olh'gL•,
I hl' Stall' l"nin•rsity, ancl tltt• high sc·hools.'
In Kan;:as, t1n'11ty-lin· ,;c·hoob ofl'l'l' hoth
sl'll ing an1l c·rn>king. aJHl l'ight mon• offer
,;l•1ri11g onl.\'. .\t ('ornl·ll th\• training i:'
n•ry th\•orl'lieal and ted1nieal. ('alifornia
has also hl·en am011g th\• fon•mo,;t in providing instrnc·tion i11 thi,; ,;11l1jl·c·t.
Thl' intrn1lu!'tio11 of a \•ourst• in I>onH'"lici·wi •nc·t• in our puhl il· sehool" will do a grl'at
<]pal to1rard ,;ettling scnm• of till• grn1 l',;t
qnl'stion,; with 1rhi!'h Olli' 11ation ha,; to \'O}>l'.
'1'1ro of the <jlll'~tion,; whi1·h c•on<·crn u,; of
K c11osha most Yitally are: '·] [01r .shall we
tl'ac·h thl' fon•ig1wrs who Jin• in ollr f'ity to
he1·0111(• t rnc, hom<•-lm·i ng .\ nwriea11s'.'"
"liow ,;hall wt• aron~t· an intcn•st in the honw
in tin• minds of the ymmg girls arnl women
who"l' thought,; are tnrning toward~ the
lrn;;inl'KS world rathl'r than thl• ho nH' world:'"
'l'hl' an:<\\'l'r to tht• first qul'stion is, phu·c a
<'Olli'"(' in l> oml'stie S<'il'll<'(' in thP c·n1Tienlllrn of onr elementary gracles . Jn the
grnllt•:;, the· nHl imen b of »t·wi ng arn l c·oo k-

.

ing an• taught hy tc•;l('hl'rs who hare• ha<l
spt•c•ial training. and thl' t'hildrl'n arP instl'll('ll'd in I hl• l'S"l'Jttials of c·omfortahlc and
hygL'lli<' li1·ing. In ans1rl'r to thl· >'l'c·ornl
CjUl'stion; offl'r a t!Jl"l'l'-.\'l'ar C.:OUJ'S(' of doJll(•.s[i<• "''i(•Jtt'l' in the• high "ehool. lnc•iti\•s
1rht•n• I his c·onrsl' ha" hl't>n }ll'o1idl'd, it: --uc·<'l'Ss in t•n·r.\ c·a"c has hl'('ll :<how11 hy I hl'
largl' nnmhe•J' of girl;; who takl• np the' study
from 1·hoic·e· aftc·1· haring hl'l'n ohligP<l lo
takl' it in the• gradL•s. Thl'adrnnc·l'd <·onr;:C'
inelndt•s study of haderiolog_Y, thl' C'la",;ific·ation ancl propl'rtil's of food, ho11,;chol1l
l't·onomi1·s, H•11tilation, honH' nursing, hollll'
clt•<·oration an<l drafting of pattl'rns, and i:
mack intt•n•sting hy thL· c·onc1H'tio11, in thl'
kitc·hl•ns, of rariou,; dishe01, hoth dainty and
praeti<·al, and by lht• planning of dl'lightful
lun<'hl•ons; in lhl' Kl'wing room, hy till• planning aiul making of modish garment,;.
This <·0111',;l• offer,; a lH'll' Yoc·atio11 for
woml'n. <'apahlc• tcather;; arl' ht•iug- e·alll·d
for all orl'r thl• <·ountry. arnl ;;ontl' P\'.c·t·lknt
train i11g sc·hools ha 1e· hl'l'll estahlishl'cl for
the· prl'paration or thl'"l' ll'al'hl'rs. \rolll('ll
trainl'd in doml'sti\· :-;c·iell\'l' arl' ht•ing eallc>cl
for in ho;;pitals to ll';t<·h dil'tl'ti<·,; to unrsc•,;;
thl'_r an• ln·i11g n•qllin·d a,; dl•111011st rato1·,; for
diffl'l'e•nt kind,; of roods.
Thl' aim of domcstie scil'ncc is to l'orm a
eonnl•c·ting link hctllL•en thl'orl'ti<'al kuowll'dge, Klll'h as is g-in•n in all sc·hools, and
homl' lifr. I b ll:llllt', "f>ollll'sl i<• • <'il•nt'l',"
;;uggl>."t.· this. If it c·an train yoml.f.!' wo111pn
to rnon· l1ygie11ic', more cc·o110mif' li1·ing, it
<·t•rtai 11 ly has ah igh plaee among I hl· seic1ll·l'"
of thl' day. l>oml'sti<' .·c·il'll<·l• dot•s not propose', a,; in the <W«' of ::\l anllal 'l'rainin!.!' for
the bo.\ s, to tcac·h a trade; its sole aim is to
make more eapahk arnl finished young
WOlllOll.

Everybody will admit that the Jlllrpose of
cclucation i, to train the 1rholc per on, and
not any one part: o surely, a girl's c1l11t'atio11 is not con1plcte if she can only rpacl

THE "'l'Y

\'ergil, quote Bruwnin!!, am! explain the
la1r ·of l'hy~ics. Thetie arc, for the 11.o~t
part, forgotten 1rithi11 a few yParl'. Bnt a
trni11i11g in dorne;;tic ~cience is ne\·er forgotten, and is clearly the llH1~t logi1·:•l thing
imaginable.
You ha Ye often heanl the remark made
that Olli' of the ehief objection· to a high
tichool ed ncation is, tlw lwl plpss crnulition in
which graduates ll'arc th<· ~f'hool. They an·
often good stud en ts, lint that i::: all you can
1-':ty for them; they are Hot mpablP and independent. The girls fir11l the home tire"ome a1Hl u11interesti11g, merely because tlwy
do not u11<lertitan1l it; if they h;l\e taken
con1mercial work, they at once join the rank'
of wage-earners.
If a training in domestic >'cience fnrnisLe-; a link connecting
the school au(l home life, it will make the
home life fuller and more n;;eful, a' well ns
to <•stablish a foun<lution for future work.
Our brightest, 111ost capable an1l 11ote1l
wo111cn arc tho e who nre intcrc ·ted in prnctical things as well as in books. Look
around, and sec if thiti is not ::;J.
One of the social problems of the day
arises from tbc competition of the young
women with young men in the bu-:ine,;'
world, and the resulting of low wage:; and
the carcity of work. The etlucation of our
young girls ii-; largely the cau~e of thil'.
Thev art> fittl'd for teaching or bu,;ine:::~, and
lo,;e 'sight of the charm,; of houw. ,\ fter a
few years, when they change their minds
and decide to e"tablisb a pince tbry may cull
home, they filHl it more of a ·cience than
thry lulll expected, an<l in trying to learn all
the pha,;e' of clome~tic economy in a few
wPekil, they generally are sadly dis<>onraged.
\\' c ham ho\\'n the nee<l rn Keuo;;ha for
an institution of this ~ort, as the n;-;cfulne"s
and pmctibilit_,· in domestic "cicnce is rnry
crident. The state of \\"iscon:;in has a -:t:i tnte whid1 proYidc· that cities ha\ ing co111se:of dome8tic science in the ;;ixth, Sl'\'enth a111l
eighth grades of the elementary schools, a111l
in the high schools, :;hall rrccirn a fund of
three humlred and fifty dollar:-; annually
from the i:;(ate !axe,;. T he cour~e must in,
elude both ·cwing and cooking, and must he
conducted by specially prepared teach1 rs. In
this way, the $late encourages the introduction of special trai ni 11 CT i 11 dome;;tic science
in our ~choob.

/>aye. <Ten

In )l <•moriam
'l\TllILI>A (' . BODllES

A :;ha1low of g-loom \\'a. thrown orer the
high school on ~[olHlay. _'01emlwr fith, wht•n

the announcement of tlt1• death of ~Iathil1la
C. Bo1ldt>n wa · ma1le.
For nearh· two n-a1 ~I ii;;; B0!ldc11 lnul
heen with u~ as the 'head of our (; 1·nna11 dP·
partnH·nt, and we had Pxpected her to re~mne ht•r work here at the openi11g of lh1·
;;pri11u: term. Uurin!:· the time she \\·as eo1111ede<l ·with our school Bhe was a farnrite
"·ith both teacher:> and i:;tndcm8, and the an110uncemun t of It er cl mth brought personal
sorrow to all.
~I is;; Bodden \ntS a woman of learning.
. he was a grnduatc of the l'niHr:;ity of
\\'i:-.con;;in and lulll tm,·eled exten:;ivcly in
<:crmany, where "he completed her tn1ly of
<3crma11. ,'he wa~ a teacher of rnre ability,
and tho:::P who were acquainted with her
both in or out of ;;chool will nen'r forget her
trne and noble cbara<"ter.
WALTER .\.LPIJEGS RQ(;Ens

Since our last issue of "The Spy", one of
onr students hai:; been called from u .
\\'alter Alpheus Rogers, a mPmher of the
Freshmen class, <lie1l Saturday, XO\' . ..J, aft»r
a short ill11es~.
Bemuse of tlw short time he had heeu in
our ,;chool, h1• wa,; not known by many of
us, but those who di1l know l1irn spmk of
him as a trn<' nu<! faithful f1iend. 'l'he
teacher:::, too, <pr k well of hi111 a· a btndent, arnl in fad tlw whole high ·chool wa~
proud to own him a;-; a member, and mourn
O\'er hi" death.

. h <'rt isiug Contests
''Thi· :-;p~" l1a• tlecidul upon two a<lrl'rti,;inu: con te~b fur thi~ rnon th:
Fi~·~t-\\' e havr pnrpo~elJ mis,pellc1l a
word in onr of the :uh·ertisement
The
first one to inform the Bu~i n e~ · )[anag1•1· of
thi" error will re1·l•i\·c a pound box of candy.
Seconcl- You arc to choo;;e an\' ad rnrti cmen t arnl gi,·e your reasons why ·it attrncte1l
vonr attention. Tbis i~ to be written on
imper with yonr name i;igned and deposited
in "The S1iy" box. A faculty committee
will act a,; jmlgt·s in thi~ conlei,;t a!Hl awanl
a ponml box of candy for the be"t re~ult
The result of thl·l:'e con te b will be published
in our next is"ue. \\'e will ham jrnil r
one.:: next mon I h.

l'aqe Eight

'l'HE !'!PY

The Dead Cities of the Zuyder Zee
The Yotc of traYeler,; on hom(•wanl hound
;<tl':tllll' r" i" gl' nl•rally pnle!l for 11 ollarnl a,;
thl• fayorite arnl mo..;t popular forl'iµ-n <·onntry. Et'pel'ially i:; that tillll' whPn iwopk
haYe gn1H• for a n•,-t. Brain fag :tlHl all
Jl(•n·o11;;11p•,· set'lll" to lll' l'limi11ale<l from
tl1i, part of the map. 'l'hl're i,; not that
::<tl'l'llllnns air \rhi<·h <'haradprize,; C'hi<·ago
and JllOSl of Olli' c·itil'S. \\ hl•tlH•r thi::-J i,; <hH·
to tlH• c·limall', th<• SL'l'lll'ry, of lhl' O<'<'npation of thl' qnil't >'l'l"l'lll' f'itizens of this
<·mmt ry, 1n• an• unahll' tn dl'tl•rmilll' hut
(•1en a ,-hort ,;ta.\' i•rodn<'l'" a ntlm and [ll':lf'l'fol frl'ling-.
Till· 1110:-t intl'rv,-ti11g trip in tlii" c·m111try
or "()many attrn!'tion,.; i:- to thl' d!·ad f'itie..;
or the Zu,,·dn Zl'l'. :-.1arti1w: out Olll' bri,!.!·l1t
111or11ing from .\111,-terdan llT 111adl' our fir,..t
"ta~l' in a sll'aml'r, wi11fli11g along- narrow
<·iuwl,-. 'l'hl•llt'l', h.\· train, 1n• sped along
on•r IPl'l'l c•onnlry !lottl•d with win<l mills,
pa. t th L• harbor ll'IH·n· thP large ship,; werl'
al a1l!'hor, 1111til Wl' l':lllll' to thl' town of
Brne<·k ~ thi" ha,; thl• rqrntation of heing
the clerme,·t city oi the world. 1 t was on«e a
n·ry lan.(l'. fion ri,;hing l'i ty. :Xow it has
clwindll·d to a few thou,-a11<1. \re ,.i,..ited
the famou,; old Kirk ll'it h ib; wonderful
chan<klier of soli<l hrass, quaint pc•ws <':tlTetl
hy hand, a1Hl interesting ll'ill<lowi:\. .\n
E<lam <'hee:e faetory ll<'Xt took our attention. Jlere we i-aw the d1ee,;e at the different stagl'" of manufacture. The ral'ks piled
high with them :ea;;oning, rea ·sured n,., hy
tlit>ir odor, as to thrir gennincnc,.;s.
From Broc<'k in \raterland, we went on
hy tmin to ~Ionnikcn<lam, a c·ity of 3,000,
cl windle<l to one-tenth of its former numb 1". A glimp'e through window here and
· there afforded a view of the gleaming fa<'ily
brasH, the weakne,;s of the Holland dame;
for . he counts her wealth in her bras and
china plate. X ow here else can you ec uch
a c•ollcetion of fine, well poli 'heel pieces
amon<T people of ordin.ary means. From the

large ehan·oal :;to\·e to the littk pitehl'r or
platl', <'il<'h piPel' .·him•,; like a mirror, for
the hm1.,;ewife put,; in mo,;t of hl·r tinll' and
fii11l::; IH•r ph·a~11re a11d ;;atisfaction in hrr
gli,;tening hra"" and in thl' 1H1mher and
Yariety of odd platl'". The ('olll'!'tion of tl1c•
rl'al and tht• antiftlll' fin<ls it difti<·ult to piek
:uul c·hoo,;l' from thl' largl' ;;npply at hc•r
<l i ,;po,;a I.
.\ftl'I' ga1.ing in awl' al ;;<llnl' of thl• ol<l
ln1ildi11g,; whi<·h "l'l'nll'cl about to topplP O\'l'r
in tl1<• nl·arh_r c·a1utl, ll'l' t11rnl'cl our attl'ntion to tlH• ,.;mall hoat whi<·h was to takl' u;;
to th<' famot!S Eiland oi Jlorkrn.
Till•
,;l,ippl'r·" little daughter al'f'OlllJ>anil'd 11,.:.
\\ l' ,;oon ll'arn1•d that "h1· 1ra;; hi" littll' ..;011,
for it i,; till• <'11,;to111 in that lo!'ality to drl'ss
all c.:hildrl'n alikl', rl'g-anllt'"" of ,;ex, nntil
tlH•y an· "i"; hl·n<'l' our mi,.;takl' wa,- pardondonahlL'. ll'hl'n II'<' sall' thl' braid-: and a skirt,
o;o hl•a1·ily plt·ated arnl of :-;nc•h hl'ary material tliat thl' hoy lookl'<l likl• a ll'l'll fil!Pcl
han·PI.
_\t .)larkl'n we were met hy all the hoy::-J
and girls who eoul<l walk nr find :-;omeone to
<·arry them. 'l'hl• mhahitant8 always dn>.·s
in <·o,;tnnll': gayl,v <·olored, pleatl'<l . kirts
and qnaiut ho<lit'e.;. On their tlitXP<l hpads
tlll'y ll'l'ar white honnet:;. They manage to
gl't along quite hri:;kly on thl'il' ;mkward
woode11 shoes, which make an odd, elappi1w
i\Onnd a~ they slide• off and on at the IH•el"
The men, in tht•ir long, full hwen and
blon'es, the \\·omen, with their hurt ·kirt ,
hare kgs an<l wooden shoe:;, set off hy a
backgronrnl of <.:ottage~, form a pi<·turc
worthy of the• be ·t arti ·t' · 8kill.
\re were invite<l into hop to look at
bra '; private homes with their di play of
china and silver, kept o clean that the pride
of the wife was pardonable.
This isla,nd has a pe<'uliar and inexpensive
en ·tom in regard to weclding co tumes.
'l'here a.r seven complete outfit owned on
the island. These are rente<l out to bridal

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THB HPY
parties at a nominal pril'e. One of tlto:<e
shown u:; was most gorgeouH in coloring.
'l'hcrc was a complete outfit for till' bri<l(>,
the groom, the best man and the hritlc"mai<l. ('ertainly weddings are not cxpen~iYe hen•.
\\"ith a RurnlaY outfit ancl one
for ordi11ary wear, the hri<ll· is "npplie<l with
all that cu:<tom <lit~tate:.
Their ht><h wcrt> lrnilt <·lo,;e into the wall:
in 11ichl's. The d1il<ln•n were pnt in euhhies or hoxe:< under tht• largt• lH·<b. Tht·:<t'
pht<·t•s looked l i h <log kennels. Bn t here
again the fresh11t·s~ of the li11en:<, the lace
{'tirtai11s drnpe<l mer thl'lll, and the frathl'r
he<ls, made t•\en the;;t• phwt•s look inriti11g.
Owing to thl• fre<1ucnt tlomh:, ,;ome homl•s
han· a "ort of upper platform whid1 i,;
rc;u·hecl hy ladders. 'l'o tht•sp thl' famil.\·
rl'lire whl•n t hl' floor of tht• hou:<t' propt•r i:<
water eon•n•<l.
You may think that this <·011.Jition of
things i" Ullhl'althy. ()11 th\• l'fllllrary, [
never saw a p:roup of peoplt• with ,;11ch high
eoloring. 'l'lll'y were the pid11n• of hl'alth,
with tht•ir ell'ar, rn,;y <·omplt•xion,; a11cl rohn,;t figun•,;. 'J'ht>ir skin was rat her <'rntr"l'
in texturt>, hut they hk11<h'<l wl'll with their
.;;n rrou ml i ng".
'l'ht•y wt•rp bright arnl ready at rptort. I
nl'H'r met ,;h n•1nlcr hargai 11er,; nor more
}ll'r1'i:<ta11t ~alt>smen. ''Buy my cards, piclHt' of myself, only ten ec11ts a parkagl',
.\meriean money."
"FiYe penCt', mauam, in Engli~h mo11ey."
I <li<l not test her farther, yet I felt ;;urc
she could ha1·c eonvcrte1l thl' priC{' to fran<·
-0r marks. Tht•y driYl' a bargain in a goo<l
natured but per,;istent way whieh explain·
thr prosperity of the people.
•\ltho' we felt that they rl'taine<l thl'ir
co 'tu me' m; a financial a!-lsct, a good commercial proposition, still we were claimetl
and intere ted by their quick 1:1hrewdness,
:a.ncl it wa hard indeed to withstmul them
when they looked np at you with those
eager faces.
>farken wa once <•famous old fishing city
of about 40,000. Now it numbers about
4,000 an<l a great many of the young people

go into .\m;;tenlam to work. You may see
them in <·o;:;tume, wheeling a cart through
the streetH, for there are few horHCH mied.
\\.ith relucl<llH'l' we pmharkc<l on a ~ail
hoat, "Blotter," they call it, for \·olemlam.
'l'hiH place wai'l again 011 the mainlal](l not mi
inten•,..ting- as :\Iarken, he<·au~t· it wa. more
t•onventi01ial <t]l(l mo<krn. ~till here too
there wa: miwh of tht• qnaint. ·w e had
dinner at a famou~ old hotel, which had
hl'en th1· resort of .\rti,;t,.;, who left sketched
linislwll and in the niaking. These now
allorn thl' walb, making quite a gall.try of
work;; or ,;onH· of the 1110,;t notable men who
<·ame h<'l'l' lo HI udy 11 ndt·r Rcmhrnnt or pay
homagl' to thl' ri<·h aiul proligic Dutch
:\la~tcr,;.

Ont' of our most intere:rting trip· was
from Yoll'nclam to E<lam. 'l'hiH wa,; in a
hou,;t>hoat pro1wlle<l along canal' by a man
with a poll'. l t was ypry intere:;ting to HCC
him pok thl' hoat. lfe used a long heam
pole, 11 hich ht• ,;npporll'<l agaimt the ,;ide of
his hody or ag-ai nsl his chest. :\Jany of u ·
"JlC<'nlatl'd a;; to how long he woultl be able
to end urc t lw pre,,su re of the pole without
it:; causing a tumorons growth. Ue seemeu
Yery am hitiou,; aml eheerful, catching np
snatt·he,; of E11gfo;J1 couveri;ation much !:'O
the amusemt·nt of the party. The llollancl
tongul' i~ a hlt•1Hl of English arnl German,
with po,;,;ihly ,;ome Spanish influence, which
is ditlkult to Hpeak hut somewhat easy to
um1er,;ta1Hl. \\ e could generally catch the
general drift of their c·onversation if they
talke<l mo<1erntt•ly ~low.
E<la111, onr la~t ('ity in former days wa ti
great :;hip building center. ~·ow it' quaint
tower;;, the lar«e dtecse cales, and. the «en·
ernl appt•immcc of the place lencl it charms .
It eemctl to he a tenter for the manufacture of wooden shoe'. The en tom here i
to take off your i,;hot'H on the threl'holtl;
whether thi:< is done to kt>ep the floor, clc•an
or from the stanclpoint of economy in hoe
wood, we did not learn. As we walked
down narrow streets we :>aw the~e pair,; of
wooden 1:1h0Pi.; keepin~ gunrcl at the entrnnce
of the simple home~.

Paqe Ten

'l'llE

Onr gnidl' tolll u,; mm·h ahont the lii,-tory
of thi: lrn·ality. ~Olll' i,; more loyal or
pa.trioti1· than are thl't'l' people to tlwir little
watergirt 1·ni111tr.'.
The Zn.' dl'r Z1•t' wa,; OllC'l' all larnl. Later
till' .Xmth ~l'a wa-.h1•d away the -.andy ,;oil,
and the Zuydl'r Zt•t• ,,·a,; fornH'll. (;nulually it gn·w <lcepl'r an1l naYigahlt>, an outlet
of till• 1>t'1l. ln it,; palm: day,; 11un1l•rnn-<
fi,;hing ,;ma1·k,; dottl'<l it.-: l"qlan,;l' and llla<ll'
that l1wality the center of a tlouri:;hing "ea
trade. \rl1 cn the :<ea wa,;hc<l h<tl'k the ,;an<l
it gn•w ,;hallow, ,.;o th11t the large <'raft
would not :-:ail on it. .\t thi,.; time .\m:;tl'rdam was growi11g aml had deYclopcd an t•xct•llt•nt l'anal and :;ail ::;e1Tiec. The people,
rohlw<l of their ,;en.faring 01·<·npation,
ahan1lo1H•<l thl' ,;ea <'otmtry, 1110Yed into tht'
gro\1 ing city an<l thus the,;e northern cities
grew h•,;.-: and le,;,; important. They d win<llell ofll'll to one-tenth of their size. Within ret·t•nt yl'ar.· tht• goYernmcnt ha,; pa,;,;t•d
mt•a,;ur '8 for draining thi: lakl', rC't'laillling
the hrn1l an<l opening it np to cultirntion.
It i,; e:<timate<l that thi:; will t.ake a iwriod
of twenty-fi\'e to thirty year,;, at a co:t of
ahont :-;:;~,(J011,0(J0, to he pai<l hy the ;:al!' of
larnl.-:.
In thi,; way Hollarnl hope,; to repopulate
the north and l'Xtt•nd her <lomain.-:. If per,;l'n·ran<·t• 1l1Hl phl<'k l'an a<·compli,-h thi,.; Wt'
can l'Otlllt 011 its hl'<·orniug a reality, for the
llollall<kr ha,; gnm11 to ns a hmi,;t•hold t•xample of per,;ist <'IH'l', <logged 1letenni11at io11
and thrift.
. \ .• J. :\I.
Oh, what\ this we see, hy tlie <·an(lle's dim
glare
\\·ho, with <',Ye>< <lull an<l wt•ary arnl upsti!'king hair,
• till his pl'll ,;toutly wiel<lcth, though the
look of <ll',:pai1·
O't·r his l'o1111ll'll<lll<'e i,; <'l'l't•ping, arnl now
lodget h then>'.'
'Ti,; the e<l i tor man, \\'ho >'\l'l'ar,; he won't
' 4 !'\\'01'P, ,,

\\'ht•n folks ,;ay, "Oh ,;h11eb, I ha\e r!'a<l
that before."

~PY

\\'a11tell: • omernH' to teach llll' how to
rrrow, prefcr,dily one of the l1ig boys \Tiola :\fartin ~o n.
\\ ant<'<l:

:\fore irnpo1tnn1·e; -..:\li1·e I !ale.

\\'anted:
l'all.

,\.week',,: 1aeation.-.\lice :\lc-

\\ ante<l: :\lore peo11le to writ1• want ad·.
for Ikeember nm11ber.
.Xo a•l\erti,;1ng
rates to pay.
\\ 'aute<l: Lawrence Eastman to tl'll how
to stop growing.-Ingahorg Hll<ld.
\\ aute<l:
'0111e go0<l oriirinal joke · or
bright ·aying, of the faculty for Olli' nex~
number.
\rante<l: \\'e 1nmt to know what you or
your neighbor wa11t for Chri tma so please
tell us. \\' e wi h to make th a fciLtnre of
our Chrii;tmai; number
\\'anted: A muffier, for I haYC been .Froi'it
bittcn.-Alice Hale.
\\anted: 8omeone to start Olli' Fea t. Tho Sophomore;;.
\\'anted:

A \\' intlsortie.-Lucile Daniel

\\·ant ·d:
Eichel mun.

. :\ Crook for 111y sheop.-Ir<!ne

Wanted: ,\good original Chri-.tma story
for "Tho .·py."
\\'anted: A ;:tau<l in with my friends.-Ilerbcrt Curtis.
\\' ante1l: ..\ tleYil'e to m<tke (; l'Orgc Becker
,;brnd np when ho is callc1l upon.-~li,;
\\"esto:i.
Fir~t Junior- \\'hy i,.; Irene Eichel man\;
hair like a lire cent cigar?
. 'econtl J nnior-Becau,..e it ha.' three puff~
antl a imarl.

(;.-\\'hy (loes a blnsh creqi up:t mai1len' ·
cheek?
B.-Becan e if it mn it would kick np toe>
much ~lu t.--Ex.

Paye ElCl'en

THE SPY

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f)THLETICS
Our football easo11 ltn~ ended. \re pla: c<1
our la"t game with ~outh Ui1i,ion High
:-:i:l1ool of '.lilwaukee on Oct. ~I, at Uamlilcr
Park. Our 1>0_1·s were entirel.1· outclassed by
the faster and heaYier ::\Iilwaukee tt•am and
11 t•nt tlown to defeat l 1y a score of i'(j to 6.
\\' c madt· our only core in the first 11trnrter
when Uet,d1man rccei1·er1 a forward pas::; and
sprinte<l twr111y yards for a touchdown aft('r
wbic·h he ki('kc<l goal, T:1is e11conraged our
hoy · a111l they played hard through clw n·~t
of the quarter, but in the -.ec:ond perioct the
weight of tl1e :\lilwanhe hoys began to tPll
a1Hl they "<'ore<1 at 11ill, leading in the fir·t
half hr a o:l'on• of :l5 to ti . In t hn Ja,..t half
many.sul»titutes were sent i11 by :\lihrnukee
hut neYerthelc,.;s th<'1· continucc1 to gain i•rnl
time aftPr time c:1rt:i1·<l the hall an;nml e11t1
for touchdown:-.
Till' g:une Pl it1Pntly 11i,,heartenl't1 our boyi:,
bct·anse rn1 the following 'atunla1· Coach
\\ illianb wa ·unable to ~1 ·cnre eno1;gh men
to play \\ auhg:111, and the gan•e 11m1 to lw
cancelled. A g::me h<ll1 abo heen scheduled
with Deerfield 'l'owmhip IIigh School, but
this too wa rancellP•I on ac<'olll.t of tlw <1isb:intli11g of the team.
Now m,; the football seasol! i~ over, the
boyt> are ce11tt>ri11g tlwir intNest in ba"ket·
ball, a11d tho8e trying for tl1<• team arl' 11011'
practH·ing daily in thP gym
It i· e:q>Pcled
that a 1rin11ing team will be dcn•lopetl this
year on act"ount of the :-trong competiti1Jn
for pu"i ti on~, auu a It bough all of la• t yl'a r·,..
etar"' ha Ye crraduatP<l, then' is alrta<ly enough
r>romising material in the fi.el1l 10 make an
excellent outlook for the coming ·ea~on
Uet·chman, the ~tar eml of the football
team, ha· been out of ,_c11ool for a week a~ a
re,..ult of the game with 'outh DiYision, ;\lilwauket', in which he h:u1 both of hi~ ankle.
. pmi11etl.

The basket ball team will be greatly
year by tlll' pre--ence of
Jlanly, former center of the Lake \'iew High
~chool team of Chicago.
About fift<•en hoy:> haye ,.;ignified their intPntion to tn· for the ba;ket ball team and
vr. >b,d>ly a second team will be formed t.s
was done la:it year.
Game:; are now being chedult·d with
neighhorinrr school::; :111d it is expect<•tl that
at least one game will lie playet1 before the
Christmas Yac:ition
If a girl's tPalll is organize<1 thi" ypar the.Y
11 ill probably he able to >oe<'nre game· with
Bacine, \\·aukegan and We:-t Allis high
·d1nol~, as car-It of those schools will haYe a
girl\ team.
The boY ·are now trvin<Y to find a wa1· tr)
make the floor or the-gym less !<lipper}: in
onh•r to dPcrease tho <langer of injury due to
this <·on11ition.

,.;tren~th< nl'<1 thi~

n ooks by Well Known H. 8 . Students
The Girls I love. -Le 'tor Crook.
Dream~. -Halph 'kinkit'.
The ~tature of ::\1e11. Lawrence Ea tirnm.
Freckle .-Omer Kupfer.
1\rt ~tu11ie~. -Olga Egger~.
A Frt>slrnian - •·I baYe11't time to take
''The Spy"-1 already takl' ,\lr;chrn, Phy.-ical (.1eogr:iphy, Latin and E11gli h."

Einar ;\[on teen-'· How do yon ~pell omi:-ion, with one I or two?"
Ebba wi:;hes to beeome tron<Yer. E<l:;01;,
how ahnut her becoming a memb<.>r of the
l lardy family?
'.li~s Yule - "Alex, how do you --pell
'::\farrian"?" \Yhy should .\lex kiivw .

Page Tu·eli:e
~ew ComnH'rcial CourHe

The High ~chool Committee l1f the School
Board approved of the adoption of it two year
commercial course to be adclecl to the other
lfigh 'chool conrsl's.
Thi:- i..; pl:11111ed to benetit tlw~e who can
attend i::chool only for two y1·arl", and only
those \rill be encouraged to tnke this conr"e
who h:we an ('xcellent rceord from an eigsth
grade, or its equivalent in preparation.
·w hile the age limit tixed for entrance to
this cou rEe is sixteen yearr-, this regulation
i somewhat flexible depending upon the
maturity aud other qualification of the candidate . Tho schedule of stndies consists of
Engli:-;h,
horthand, Typewriting, Bookkeeping, Commercial .Arithmetic and Commercial Law.
It is hoped that this course will attract
back into school ·ome who, feeling they
could not affonl to spend four years in the
High Rchool, have, perhap entered some
industrial occupation .
This cour,;e is another tep to make the
High School minister in a practical way to
the need of it. boys and girls.

Dedicated to the Freshmen
Li ten. my fre,.hmen, and you . hall hear
Of the High i;chool law· which are kept !>O
dear.
Don't try to be fre ·h, although tis your
name,
But he wi.·e for <t while and you'll slip them
a game.
Don't try to roll marbles like the older boys
doThe teachers arc wise an<l :ire watching you,
For now my dear ('hil<lren, yon ran plainly
ee
W hat be('ame of the boy· who sit in row D.
Detention is funny, but take it from u
W hen you're on the fifth time there begineth a fu .
, o it till and look good an<l they'll never
get wi ·e,
•ro the rash thing you do r ight unde r their
eyes.

w. )I . n rRKE

JOH:X )I. KEHLOR
Pre ident

Secretary

The Kenosha Realty Co.
INSURANCE
REAL ESTATE
LOANS, BONDS
C o r, .,a ln S tr e e t
and Park A Ye.

Ph o n e .10 4

~.enotll}ct

@ttGin.ee9 Qtoll.ege
••••••••••••
~l].e ~dJOOl Q!;hat ~.Cllht~
~Ol; @tt~ht.e~\\"

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TllE SPY

IA Lu MN I
Ben Buekma ter, '11, is no\\· taking a
scientific con rs\' at Beloit College.
Emily Hohin,-on, 'IO, Frn111·e::, O' llare, '11.
and l'ath1·ri1 t• ~ ornt·k, 'J 1. arc attending
:Ol ihrnu kec X ormal.
<; ntl'c Houinson, '11, is 1101r n ])i,..trid
~d1ool :O la'am.
\\ l' an• :-Ui'l' tliat there i, at
lea"t one ho.'· in bi.gh school who 11·oul1l be
glatl to be in her das,.,.
nid1ie l'umcll, '10, is 11ow trn1·cli11g in
lrnliana for thl' 'l'hoHrn::; H. .Jeffery Cu.

Be11tll'r llaruour antl ( harll'' .J1H'k:-on,
both of the da:-" of 'O . arc in the .Junior
cla-;; at Lnkl' Fure:::t l'ulll·ge.
Edith :O lathon, 'Jtl, aiul :O laric Boehm,
'rJ!l, arc both librarrnn:- at thl' ~imHtons
'I emorial Li I1rary.
~tanl".' Kirk,'!!'.', i" 1111w in the .Junior
da"s at th\' ~!alt• l'11;n·r,..ity.
'l'he full<rn ing an· :-onH of the l'Ollllllercial
>'tllllent" who grad11atl'tl h•t yt•ar, who arc
HO\\' holding prniitio'l>' 11• tlic 1iu,..in1·~" world:

I• ma l'ab,..t, ~tenograplH•r :it \J1•r<"hant-; ,\:
~<ll 11'.g"' Bank .

. John Xurnek, in dcrk'::; otli1·l', Chicago &
K1110,..ha [[ u,i1•1'.'"
(rlOl'J!<' .\ ndcr,-un, in clerk'::, 1•lli1·e. L'l1it'ag-o
& Kl•11osha !( o,..icry.

) fi,-:; Y conn~11,., ln,..t year instr11c;tor in
IIi--tory, is on a frnit farm near Spokane,
\ \'a,-hington.

Eni;lish l:lnssi('s
".\. largl' p-ro11 th of uneornh\•d !1air."
"llis fa<·t• is usually n•d, 11\'ing taintecl
partially hy tin· l'rl'"h air and partiall.1 hy
hl'ing fn;o;l'd \\ ht·n an.n111c looks at him."
"}fr ap]H'an•d ah1111t l'ig-ht o'c!oC"k da<l in
dark c·lothl's whiC"h ,.;('[ off th1· fratun·s of
hi,.. IJl•althy rnhu. t l'a1·1"
\\' e " ·ere coming from the picnic,
And \H'rL wandl ring o'l'r thl land
The moon'' as shirnnt:" hrightl),
As l held her Int l'-shawl

Y ,.,, I held her littll sha\\'l.
llow fast the l'I l'ning flies;
speak in gPnt.e tones of Ion:'
l gall·d int• 1 her-:unch-ha"kl t.

\ \ l

I :;;a1l'd ;nt•• '1vr lu 1ch-'•;1skct,
l wi~hl·<l l had a taste;
There' .t my. 11 d) chii•mLr,
\\'1th my ar'll ,m,un<l her-urohrclla.

-Ex.

The rain it fa.ls upo11 tln· Jll"t.
And al~·· on tire u1 j11st felkr,.,;
But chicfl~ on the just, bee.at se
The unJ11st 1111 c thl' JUst's ,1111hn l'ers.

-Ex.

,\ m,1 l'l'llll<'featlier, -.;te1wgr:1pht rat ( 'ooper
l'nd1·nrtar ( 0111pa11y .
Urace :-, [iipld~, ::;lt•nograplier a111l bookkl'eper at l'frnnig'~ Urocer.1· "ton'.

Autumn inaid, 1 f,ill .,£ ft 1,
Fnotball playl'r-Chaptn < 111e.
::\laitkn \1·ayes a Ila~ of hi 1
Fnnn the ~rand,.tand Chapter Two.
F1~itbal' pi.iycr turm; to" e
l >own he tun.blcs-Chaptcr Thret..
Lost s"mc scalp and, what b m•ire.
L"~t hi'< l eart that'_ Ch.ipter FL•1r.

Laura B<iltlwi11, "ll'11o~raphl'r at l'lt:t".
Tnrnuck',. ltPal Eotall' (lfticc.
Elizabeth (;itz1·n, :;(enographcr at Ha('i11c
Ice t:l'i'rigprator l'u.

\ pd he s<l~ ~. as sur~eons n1c=id,

''l\c woP 111~ i:;(lal, .md that',. t 11L end;
Except there'll ht a wcddim.. s<Jon,
A nd then a happ~ hu1ey 11w 11.
-Ex.

llwc :'l llrl'1lith, tPachcr of ·hurthan•l a111l
typcwriti11i.?: at ;\[a11itmroc Bu:-int·ss ( 'ollr!!e.
;\[argarl't J> a Y i~. at 'l'. B . . Jl'ITcry ofli,·p,
;\( r. Hain!, Ja,..[ .n·ar in~trndor of ;\l athc rn nties in our Jli gh ~l'l10ol is trnch i11 !.( in the
High \:hool a t 'l'aco 111 n, \\'a,.hington.

Father-'· Hi,.tnry n·pl'at' i t,;l'lf."
~o n -" l t 1l on 't at 1111r ,..1'111101, thl'.' '
ll "

fl'llow" llo it. " - E x.

mako

Paqe Fourteen

TllE SPY

Speaking of Our Zoo

• \m H ichanl ha~ an awful 'oice
It ~uund~ juH like a hear,
• \11() e' erywhere that l~ ichard gnes,
That \11ice is alway. there.

Student , paui:;e and loCJk around
\\ ith a doubt you'll see
That here in ~chool we can present
A small menagerie.

But y11u must nCJt all"w this tale
\"11ur fancies w excitt',
For Richard's hark, as you all know,
ls tiercer than hi~ hite.

First, let us pause and ht:d a tear
But yet a tear 11f joy
You'll see behind a fair si1ed desk
Runt Eastman, our shorkst hoy.
But watch out for your tears, my friends
Be careful where they fall;
For if they hit the little man
They'll drown him, Llt:sk and all.

Our Uttle 'l'i n Soldiers
(Fr"m "\lusic Page 162 of Song Book.)
The) are little tin soldiers,
'\o littlr guns h<wc they.
They watch the balls most cJo,.L'ly
Each and every day·
B"ys and girls flock by them,
Dare not open their m"utlis;
J l urried along to their class roums
l >ri,·en like SCJ many cow ..
Soon, ah, oon comes the darkness,
If they try to ha\e fun,Right in their face . tares detcntionLife and lU\ e tu.done.

And then you see our fa. hion plate
,\s down th<: aisle she trips,
I fer tube. kirt much impedes her gait
But a . mile' upon her lip ,
For she's the hcst dres ed girl in school
On that you all can bet,
And if you want to prO\ e the rule,
Just look at Bernadette.
And if you gaze around a while,
Two giants can be dewed,
\Vorkin_.;: silently at their desks
~elson and lngeborc Rood.
In the nl'ighborhood of six feet three
These giants I'd conclude
\Vere raised on Force and Quaker Oats
Or some 11ch breakfast food.

Why the First Graders Jfr{'p Out of the
Lower Hall
Twinkle, twinkle, little shoes.
I low I wonder who are you'SL'.
I can sec you from afar
:\lost the size of a box-car.

N<1w bursts upon your d ion
Our sweet peroxide blonde
Like sunshine in a prison
She beam with smile so fond.
If you would learn to dress your hair,
Come gaze upon Irene
She fixes up her loch s" fair
In ways you\·e ne,·er seen.
The nt:xt in line i' our fat child,
\Vith hair of pinkish hut:.
\VithCJUt this hoy with his winning ways
\\-e can't complete our Zoo,
. \s debatur, and an orator,
.,\nd as a llEAllLIGHT rare
He, with hi· Salomy wiggle,
\Viii make you pupils stare.
Then we ha\"e a I lot Air Blm1er
\\'ho crnild heat the school, nu doubt,
• 'o furn.ice need we a1,y more
\\'hen l'op begin to spout.
Our other memhers, large and small,
They arc just what they seem,
The1e i. JUSt one left n<m to see
And that is Richard Rehm.

\\'hat if you sh11uld step on me!
\\'ould anything he left to see 0
Bet your life I nm and hide
\\-hen I hear that manly stride.
Little J11hnny B 1rns
Sits upon a st11\ eLittle Johnny Burns.
Little Johnny Burns
I >idn't got" l IL·a,·en-Little J"hnny Burns.

-Ex.

The boy' camr• home very hungry one
ni ht. 'l'ht> older one was jn..;t lw<Yinnirw
b
:>
Latin, so 111• sai1l: ".'-'11pcr, Hl)H•ri, ·n1><·ro,
~nparinm, <11pero '' .Jn~t tht•n the othrr
boy took hiti plate a\Yay from him, and he
a,;ked why he <litl it. Tire boy replied,
''\\'hy, tlitln't yon jnst <ledi11c f;Uppcr'?"-Ex.
0

If ambitious means foll of ambition, why
doef'n't piot; · mean full of pie?-Ex.

TIIE f\PY

Page Fifteen

('lnss Officers
' E'>IU R < L,\-'S

Presiilc11t Paul \\ irnll•shcim.
Yic·1· President - Edson lfanly.
Senetar~
Ehha Xorlamler.
Treasnn·r- Jlarian <:amble .

2 i.1 \D\.sco't\:.\:t\ 5\.

•J l 'I IO I{ \ L \SS

l'n·~ident
Lester Crook.
Yin' Presiclcnt-Jiarian J [an'ns.
:-;e<·relary FloretH'C l'l•nnefrat her.
Trcasnrn-<:l•org-e Bec·ker.

Drurr Store

LeaYe Ord er s at Hurd'

SOl'llO"ORE < L \SS

Presidl•Jlt- .................. '?
\"ice Presicl<-nt- ........ . .... ·?
~l'<' retary - ..... , ............ ·?

"'R.~~ ~t ..S

1 ~·h~' 8 ~~~s·~~r-~" :i;\~~'h

·~

X. B. - Tlte ~ophomore' arc on the lookollt for four pl•rso11ti bright enough to ltolcl
thc.;e office·; hnt a-; yet ha,·c heen unstu·('essfo 1.
F H ES 11 \I \ \

ei'\l'\lOS\h. \'t\e 1\.Ts\ 'Na\\.o't\a\ ~a't\~

DR. N. P. SHEARER
DENTIST
Over Knox 5 and lOc Store

\SSO< f.\TJ0:-1 OFFJ< ' El{S

PrPsiclent- \\'ill TrnnYig.
Yi<'l' Pre:icknt-Dorothy Kimball.
Sl•t:rl'tary-() lg-a Egger:»
Trcasurer-.\lex Olshcfaky.
('II EE It

Jl r. Lang mas

ATTORNEY AT LAW

< L \SS

J>re~iclent ,Joseph Duffy.
Yil'l· Pn•siclent-Lu1·ile Daniel..
Se<'rctary-Dean Bnl'kmastl'r.
'l'n•asun•r jfahl'l Haiseh.
\'l'l!LE'l'f<

A. E. BUCKMASTER

LE.\ l>El{S

DR. W. H. CARSON, Dentist
PHONE 1526
Orflre Hour.,:
!l-12 \ . '1 , 2.;, l' . .ll . E1e·l( ; • .,

169 MAIN ST,
KENOSHA , WIS.

]'an l \\'indeHhcim

A freshman Wl'nt to llmle~,
To f'CC what be coulcl lcarn,
They sent him back to earth again,
Ile wa!> too gree11 to burn. --Ex.

Oh, mother, dear, s·11d \\'illi<',
It'· funny, don't yon thi11k,
That if we're made of <lust, we don't
(;l't muddy wlwn we drink."
-Ex.

DR. THEO. P. NO EHLE
~~

HOO'r z
GHO"IV•JNOH HLDG.

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KENORllA,
"'1SC0::s'81N

PHO::"E 210
OVEH HURD 'S DRUG STORE

DR. GEO. M. Mc/NTRYE
OSTEOPATH
I I , I 2. IJ GR.OS YENOR. BLDG.

Phone 230
" \\'hat is a poly!.(on~"
11. Skicltl-"A 1lratl parrot."

)Ir. \rar·l

Former Dean Dental Dept
Milwaukee Dental College

Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental College

Hour':

Kenosha, Wis.
H 1. t. to :> P. 'I.
liy A11point111ent

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Page Si.rteen

TJIE ~P't

Exchanges
On account of lack of time allll "pace rn
this i,.;srn•. we cannot (lo full ju,.tice to the
"xchnn!!e department of "The ~P.' .'' Huweyer, it will be onr con~tant effort in the future t,1 produce a worthy exeliange departllll'llt HJ that the st1ale11t:; of the KP11o:;lm
High :->chuol \\'ill han· erl'ry rl'.tso11 to be
proud o[ it.
Let n · hope that each :;chool "·ill :wcept
our criticisnb in the goo<l feeling in \rhich
tliey were !!i Yen.
The following arc the C'xchange,.; recei red
before "TlH , py" went to pres :

FOR
EXCLUSIVE MILLINERY
SEE -

FENCi LS
221 Wisconsin St.

EDW. J. SULLIVAl'J
PLl'.llHI~H
Repairing
Carefully Done

.\ ~n HJUTDG
326 MAIN ST ,

KENOSHA , WIS.

LONG DISTANCE PHONE 255

THE

AVENUE BARBER SHOP
:i08 Howland Ave.

Index, O:;h ko:;h, \\ is. Yon certainly are
a derer and well edited p:iper, each department being ta:;tefully arranged . A few more
l'nt · woulcl add to the attractirenes~ of your
paper. IIowcrer, the whole paper i · far
above the ayerage.

~- BROWN~

Tahoma, Tacoma, \\'a"l1. Both in "quan tity and quality" you '-'ltl'pas;; all of om hr~t
exchanges.

llakrs the HES'r
l)hotos in 'l'owu
STUDIO = = 210 South St.

'l'he Comet, West Diri. ion, ~lilwankcr,
\\ is. Your conr 1lcsign i,; Ycry appropnate. The addition of a talile of 1·011t1·11b, an
exchange department arnl al:;o a fe,r good
stories wonl<l make it a most worthy pro·
dnction.
The ( 'arroll Echo, Carroll l'ollegr, \\'aukeshn, \\" i,-. Your bi-weekly i-. rery inkre~ting.
\\' uuhl not a :;ho rt ~tor.\ in each i~ ­
Hle improrn ir?
Ll"'T OF EXCifA::SGL~

('arrnll ( 11lleg-1•, \fauk1•:.:ha.
LakP Forl'..;t ( olhgl'.
lll'loit ( olle.!!L'.
( 'orn·or1lia C'ollegL', ::\lihrnukl'l'.
St. ,John',- ~lilitary .\\'a<l!'lll,\', Il1·lfield.
\ ort ll\n >'tl'rn l· niYCl'"'ity, Ern11,.;ton.
\ ortlmc..;tern l·11in•r:;it.r, \\·atertO\rn.
Ol'Jll;I] " <·]1001, \\·at\•J'l O\rll.
L1·,ri:.: I1 ,-1itutl'.
( 'hica!!o l'nin~r"'ity.
::\Iarquettc r1 °\'l'l':.:it~·.
Olllaha Hi!! , ..Jwol.
Li1woln II igh -.. (']1001, l'ortla11<l, Orl'.
(Continued on Page 17)

J. H. HERBERT
MANAGER

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312 Main St.

Kenosha, Wis.

PUHJ'l Y from . \ to Z is
the motto of th e

WEST SIDE BAKERY
Give Us a Trial
Phone 1040

90H .llarl•rt St.

This Space For Sale

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S1wramcnto High ~C'hool, , arrnmcnto,

Style
Good Material
Skilled Workmanship
Lowest Cash Prices
LET AMES SHOW YOU
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G . T tJ N~E1N
8C9N~

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FLORISTS
356 Park Ave.

Op. Y. M. C. A.

Cal.
Tacoma lli<rh School, " "m;h.
Eau Claire liigh S('hool.
HoC'hc,.;tcr High School, )fom.
Hen~ular High School, Ind.
She-" \\"hy didn't you ,.;eparnte those
women "hen the,\· were fighting in the l'o::t

Office.
11 c- "lll'cau:-;e I dt1r a :;iirn, 'Letter Box'."

-E\..
\\hat part of the hotly reprc~cnts a place
of wor,hip'? Thl' temple:-;.
\\hat unit of ;nea~ure 1 · fournl 111 thl'
ho!l<' Font.
\\"hat pmt of the body 1-. mo ·t :-;tudiou:-i·?
l'npi ls.
\\"hat parts of the hocly are bac1 boys afrai!l
of·? Lasht••.,

\\ hu.l in the bmly make· it conccilc1l'.'
\'ein.

PERKINS BROS.

-},x.

, hP (in a friendly tone) -"By the way,
are yon <roing to take supper anywhere to111orrow ernning'?''

He (eagerly) - ''\\ hy, no, not that I know
of "
he (serent>ly) '·~ry, wont yon be hungry the next morni1w'?''-E.\.

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Phones 60-H l

30 3 Chm rh St.

\\"hen I ~et out of here I expect to get
$200,00u per.
Per what'?
Perhaps.
-Ex.
~l.\ tnrhy, ti,: of thl't',

PROMPT AND EFFICIENT

Ambulance and
Undertaking Service
HANSEN UNDERTAKING CO.
W. B.SMITH

S\H•t't bird of erauberry,

or thl'l' l ~ing-.
I Ion• thy hn·a,.:t and wing,;,
Ba<'k, leg-,; , an!l otht•r thi11g~.
I loH' thy g-0011 ~tutting,;,
(I ln,;ciou,; hinl.
- E.\.
I tlll'l' rea1l ,.:ee that me
LoH' i,; n p ,;hall l ]O\ e
l\nt that a11d yon Ion· yon
One :rnd down awl you if. -Ex.

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'I'Ir E Sl'Y

( ' limhi11 ~ l'p 1h<' Hi ~h School Stair
("[qne of "Climbing l Tp the (;old n St.iir." )

'1'11(. Frl'~h111l'll ill'l' thl' hoy:<,
\\·ho 111a kt• a lot of 110i.;c,
('limbing up the High S!·hool .;tair;
.\1111 thl'y'l'l' 11ot agoing to ,;top,
l'11til th!'Y l'l'<lC'l1 th\• top,
('lilllhin!! np thl' lfigh "'!'11001 :-;tair.
< HOH l ' ..;

l>on't you h!'<ll' tl10,;e Fre:<hie:< :-ingini.('
'Ti,.: mn~il·, I dl'<·larl',
To l11·ar thl'ir \'oir!'" rini.rin..r,
l limbini.r up the liigh, \·hool ,;lair.
I'd a<l \'i"l' thL•m Hot to foul,
Bu! kl•c>p an PY!' pt•Pled for }l i,-,_ - - - ,
\\ hile thl'y'n• l'limliing up the Jligh Sl'hool .;tair;
For 011 their dome,; ,.:he' II heat,
If thl'.\' don't pi('k up their !'el'!,
('Jimhing np the Hi.i.rh S<'hool >=tair.
Bewarl', they'll break your llPC'k,.;,
~\rnl you'll all lw nt•n·on,; \\TC<·J..:,.:,

l limhing up the lligh Sl·hool .;\air;
. o take thi:-; from Brother Bill,
For hl'\' hl'l'll through the mill,
( 'limhi11i.r up the High '-lchool ,.;tair.
:-.o, i11fant", don t he crank,.:,
But <·ut out your ehil<li,;Ji prank,.:,
l limhi11g up the H igh S!·huol t>lair.
Y ou'n• here to n•infon·l' ynnr brain,
.\ 11d 11ot to rai,-p · ·01<1 ( ain",
l'limhing up the High :-. <·houl ·tair.
- L .\ 1\ llE '( E E.\S'l'\I \~, '1:3.

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P«>Pl"'t.J..lC MC'•to
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FRANK II ELSON LIVERY t1
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Taxicab, Hack a11d Bllg·

:tlu~ir Furni~hf'J ror Halls,

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J'artil's, Wt•tltliu;s , l :k.

gage Service
Phone 92

Phone 3f>

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Enrn. c" Hi<atin!! I
Hoof, ( iutt<'r tiad
Hlow Pipe \\ ork

JOHN B. WALLIG

SEE

JOHN ENGLISH
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SHEET .~ETril WORKER
307 CHURCH STREET

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HARDWARE

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H. B. ROBINSON, Pres.
N. -A. ROWE, Cashier
H. W. JEFF~Y, Vice Pres. J03. FUNCK, Asst. Cashier

lvlake It Your Bank
Before you b:mk :rnnvh ere else
come i 1~ un<l :<C<' us: Then vou
WO~''l' BA~K nnywhl're (.~t:.ie

C. F. GFROERER
GROCERIES

MBrGnants ~avinos fl Bank
CAPITAL $100,000
Un<ler the .Juri~<liction and Supen-il.iion of
the State of WisconHin.

119 Xarket St.

Phone 1083

WE WIRE HOUSES

PHOTOS

AT COST

PHOTOS

::1

Years to Pay

Kenosha 811 & Electric Co.
Phone 131

:110 Wi.coa.sin St.

PHOTOS
PHOTOS
GOOD ONES TOO

NEWELL
MAIN STftEET

HIGH SCHOOL BOYS
would do well in "nil·
0

Wintse ~ UT~;~ery Don't fail to get
the Xmas edition
of ''The Spy"

The thrifty housc-wif~ is alwayB
economical. Prllctice economy by trading at

REMEMBER

OTTO J. SCHOLER
22:J·2.Hi . ain St.

Best Qu lity - Lowest Prices

Our direct to the consumer
method assul'es you of the finest quality at positively
wholesale prices.

CUDAHY BROS.' CO.
MARKETS

211 MAIN ST.

THE BELL
•CLOTHING HOUSE

l

Sole Agenfi; for

Society Brand Cloches
w. L. Douglas Shoes
Holeproor Hosiery
S. W. Corner

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TH Pl K "
Toys & Holiday Goods
Headquarters for

Seasonable Merchandise
and Holiday Presents at
the very lowest prices in
Kenosha, \Vi consin.

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JOS. A. PITTS
210·2Ul lllMIN ST.

KENOSHA, Wt•.

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Pocket Knives, Kodaks,
Automobile Accessories,
Aluminum and Nickel Plated
Cooking Utensils
arc all ~en~ible for

ID.ti

61
254 ~lain St.

C. E. DEWEY

ROBINSON'S
Christmas Books
Art Calenders
Leather Novelties
Fine Toilet Sets
Toy~ and Games
Thi:' is tlw 1·ea1 X m;H Storr and
as :;reing is be1it•vi 11g. lt>t us
. how you
:263 Main Street

Kenosha, Wl.s.

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H"ad.r tn w1,:u· and rnade
to llH'<l~ur~ ::-uit :-ind overcoat.::. _\)t only do uur
garment~ P'•"-~t .• thnt ultrn degree uf ..,tyle and
wnrkman:h1p nrnde possib1e: by rna..;ter J€.::;igners
a11d tnil•)l'", hut the r1rices
repre5ent n ,aving worth
whne.

Cor. Main and Market St.

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ISERMANN BROS. I
Clothes Shop

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acceptable presents for the Men Folks
may be selected from
the large stock at

A. B. AMES
169 MAIN ST.

RUDOLPH H. MIEDING
CHEMIST
ANO

DRUGGIST
PHONE 226

310 MAIN 8'1'".

KENOSHA, WIS.

CHRISTMAS SUGGESTIONS
At Christmas tide when families are reunited, when friends meet together in good fellowship, when
hearts are warm and expressions o( good will toward all prevail, then gifts com<. and go to one another
and a single gilt speaks directly to the hl·art.
'
Our I lolidav stocks are now awaiting vou-e\ en thing in
~"':/;. {;? _ -1-11_• _ L ~
readiness. Gifts for C\erv one in the f;imilv can 'he pur'/v~ ~'
chased here . .\lake this st;1re your ~hoppini headquarter
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for Holiday merchandise. The
with the Christmas spirit.

~tore

lU1·~1·h'i#:W1JtAtft·Z~

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<Gteadu rino Ure <Gl}x-itltmae- belle,
~droiuo tl}\:'lt l\lccb anb bell,
(!:;lr\:'n U7.c :pattp.el:''e .cottage bt.·.c.ll:,
Q'.;lJX-tt the ddJ ntan'e trott\le of dr.c.cc
Qtibinge- itto-t.·b\l .cf tel.le, to beal:
©ut uvcu Ure <Glp:it7hnae a ix-.
ctlrrit7t, ottl: ~ocb, wa\l bo-cn tlJit7 blllJ,
©n a fva:ocant b.cb .cf lra:u
S:n a tttaull.er, 'ueatl] a el7.eb
W1tet.·.e the i.cwlu .cattl.e feb,
g:u a lanb b.cu.cnb t lt.c uea,
@icthvta.c.c ilf <£;1Jl:ietianitu.
Qtl7.el:ef.ct: .c l\lc lte Ct.' UJie- bau .eadJ ueltl:,
~ bau .cf l:lO-O-b-u.till a:ub d1e.cl:,
l"'lr.c a:univ.ct.·\la:J:U of Ure bh-tlr
Q)f t;Jhtt ntlJo .cain.e tc \latte Ur.c .cai:tlt.
<r;~.c nterrn bell\\ cf Qt:.~riehnae t.·h1n,
©lab tibinoe of tlJe Q:;l)t;iet, .onl: .giing.
-LAWRE:-;<.,1·. E .1,...n1Ax '13
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\\'liatever ·u1«:es,.; ha,.; l>t'l'll this
,.;tore·~ portion ha,.; re,.;ul tC'rl from all

unwritten poli1·y of "Bu"ine~·
!Ione,.;ty." \\ e have trie<l to make
it tL stoi·e where even a C'hil<l 1·01ilrl
P urdrn ·e with ;afety.
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Address 1\I: Communication~
to the Buslllt:"-S .\!anagers

De<'em ber X umber 1911

EDITORIAL

TH ... Tew Yeai' time will sooll he herr,
I~

when it is quite the thin;!: to make a
nnm\.Jcr of good l'<'solutiolls, even though
with the full n·ali1mtio11 thaL thry will soon
be bwken. Of l'Ourse, W<' all know that the
:;trnle11b of K. II. H. do not n:«p1i1e the ob·
senation of srn:h thingti a<> goocl re:;olutions
to make them perfcd anw·l~, ait<l we <lo not
wish to in,.:u\t thetll \.Jy off<'ring a li"o of the
ol1l, tiitt re:<olutio11s wlterewitlt to make
them lwtter. B11t for the benefit c1f any
'lho mi!!l1t trorn the fon•e of h,d1it "i'h to
rnakt• rnrne re,11lntio11 · thi" year, Jll"t from
fon.? c of habit, hen• i,.: a brand, "'J>all new one
1rhich 11·n,_ runuinQ" am111Hl Joo:::t', and which
it 'iehl)o\c::' l'tu·h ,(ndellt to tak<>, 11 ho wtsh1·"
"Tht 'py" to pru~pcr: "l wil: not let a
day pa~~ by withont tlr< ppin~ ~ornrthing of
mtue:::t :i1ato 'The ~py' bo-.:, 01· ha11 ,i•1g ·t
f'l"t.:. lion to thu editor."
\re are -.un thnt if
each 011e of u::: would remeniber thi,. jx
time· <luring as many eoming mouth:-;, we
::'honlil not haYe ti) rnt nti0n the 1rord "contribution" again. '!'hi paper offer~ a good
chance to :;how your literary abihtil':-<. There
i~ 110 one who cannot write ~omcthing ~0111e
time Hemcmber this i.' y >lll' ,.chool paper
-it docs not belu11g to the 'taff-iti,yours.
c:ive a little time and thou<Y!tt to this cle-

pn:rtmc11t of yonr ~chool 1rnrk. If this is:<ne
1lo1•:; not plea,.:e you do not kick "The Sp}"
-kick yonr:-<elf.

T IIE Christnia:> ,.ca,'<ll! i-: near at hand.
Too Il'<lllY of us look t11 it a' a time fnr
!.(ivi11g and "ending- lll:t(erinl L,ift..,, '''i'LP
Tn11• ('lll'i•tnta" Sp11"t," a,: ( ' harlc•,: E . . Jdft.r..,on, of X ell' York, ,:ay,.:, •·( '01Hst,: uot
i11 thP l'XChange of material prL:<e111,.. - liut an
int •rf'han..;" of !dft.., of hrnrt • 11d 111i11d. If
('l"t'r,,·body 11 ith a li!.!·ht !tea rt ,;Ji lltl<l ratli, tl
n little of ih l1right11l''' into a IH·, rt 11 hi<•h
i- -.lmd1,wecl a 11l cl< pre,.;,:, d, if Pl <'l')"OI <'with
hoot~ of friend" ..,Jiould 11 frit•11dly to11. rd
,.;0111PO IC who i:- lone'y .111<1 for.om, and if
f'\'Cry Olll' "ith a loviu-! hl•art -.Jiould l,i11dl··
"Olllc heart wh~ h ha, t •1 011.c :url'I ,.., -then
the an~d\ •Ong would Le heard :-ii:,,·i11, : 1id
MOnn1l the \I rid tl1crc woul1l lir. n zone ot
honven. 11. prep.iring om l 'l11·i..,t11rn 1n·c..;e11h
th1>11 l1•t lb !.(ire ·ome g;ft-: that urn prieele• ·
-let u,: gire thong-ht to "Ollte one that 11ec<J..,
it, -.ympntl y to one who eran" 1t, prni.., · to
::.ome onH th'l.t tlP..,f'ITe" it, kiml11cs-o to ,..omeone whom the world has 01·erlookPd an<l affection to ~0111e one 11 ho i-. 'tnn·i11g for it.
Ol!l·\; Chri,..tmas doe' not c.011,i,..t in tlrn
nlm111lance of thing,; he re ein•,.; or gi1c-.
aWa\', but in tho ~11irit of go0d will whirh
tills ·hi" heart."
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Page Four

Sophomore }'east
Frid,1;·, December 'th, at 5 :30 o'clock,
the High chool Faculty and student. \Vith
Mr. and )fo~ Threinen and )[rs. )fary D.
Brn<lford as rrue:;t::; of honor gathered ahout
four long tableE in the High 'chool auditorium, which had been ta,;tefnlly an<l appropriately tlecornte1l for the annual opbo111ore

fra t.
l>elidou:- refre:;hnwn ts werP serve<l, after
which :\Ir. Tremper, :wting in the capacity
of toast ma,,;ter, ga H' an apropos ta! k mHl
then intro<lucc1l ~Ir:-. Bradfor1l, who :-poke
b1 icily al on" the line of "0 pportunity" and
''Pre pa ration."
A group of ~ophomun•:-; 11111ler the direction of Mis· I'enl1t:• De1rey ;we a charming
one :wt farce rntitle1l, "Six Cups of CbocolatP.'' GalllL'S and da1wi11g conclmled the
entertain11H•nt of the erening.
The da;::s i:- to lw congrntnlnted on the
good \rork of it-. t•ornmittee~. 'l'h1y ha1e
e"talilishL·<l a rec·onl a~ <·ntrrtainrr:; that future ~ophomore t:la:-:,cs will fintl <liJlicnlt to
.·11rpa:-;:-.

('hristmas Pre..,<'nts For the .Facult~·
'l're11.per -A n1p<raphone.
\\'anl-Curliug iron.
Yule-Hat tn.p.
\\\••ton - Pair mitte11.
Farrill-.\ new rhetoric.
DPw•·y-A .·hower.
Laiwurn ·-A pink uecklie--for variety.
\\ illiam~ -- Hair ret'lorer.
·1ater -Adding mnching to nse in arithmetic ela:-;ses.
~teig-A new lantern.
'mith-:\Iachiue for correcting Theme.~.
:\I11ler - Barrette.
Cameron-1\ew •'oug Book.
Betzer-A bicycle shed.
Haye·-.\. few cnrlH.
llahn-.\.nother opbomore feast.
Clni ·-Detective badge.
Arnlrew-Vacunm cleaner.
Injured Athletc-"\\'hat shall I do for
miter on the knee?"
She -"Wear pump ."
-Ex.

Wanted:
or.

A freckle lotion. -Elmer Wincl-

\ranted: Someone to hold my left hand
in the Assembly. - (; ene,·ie,·e .
\ranted:
omeo1l!l to keep my glasses
clean - Irvine :\Iain!. nd.

\\ an tcd: Sorn<' remedy to keep me from
blu bing when a boy iwaks to me. - Florence Pennefeather.
Wante<l: To kno11· a goo1l remedy for
the giggl<·,; 1vben I'm :1cti11g the part of .John
Altlui. -Kenneth Ea tm n.
Wan tetl: R1wcial telephone rate:- lwtween Kenosha and Highland Park. -Alire
II11le.

WantPd: A fc11· lll(ll'C books to carry
around during fir:-t period. -:\Iis~ \re·ton.
\\anted: Er<>rybrnly to look up to me.A lie Hale.
\\'anted:
onwliotly to keep me awake in
church.-Mr. \\'illia111,.:.
\\'ante<l: A enre for a Crook in the bal'k.
- II. TI ol<lerne,~ .
Fir:;t Junior- "\\hat
fal"Orite ~tmly'.-'''

b

Jlr. Langmas',c;

• Lco11d .J 1111ior-" \\'h:-·, hook keeping, I
suppose.··
Fir:;t .Junior- "~o. it i:m't.''
Sccon<l .Ju11ior-"\\ ell, then it must B.
English."
:\Ir. 'l'reu1pL•r'~ fanJritL•
look after your premist•,;. ''

:-;aying- ". 011

~Ii"" Ynle\:-"Eith<·1· take that g11111 out
of your mouth or :wallow it."

:\Ir. ·wanl, t'tl'.-"\\'t•ll,
\\'alter."

how

i~

that,

:\Ii,-::; Rlater' ·-" .\11 right."
'•\\.hat·~ :\larria11 Bri:tl'r's fa Yori tL• :-;ong~"
"Why '.\lexamll'r's Hagtime Barnl', of
ron r,.;e."

:\Iiss Steig-" \\'lrnt other particle,; an'
foun!l in the air excPpt du ·t~"
<'elia C'.-" .\i1.,hips."

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Page Ffre

A Philippine Christmas
1Mr,, Trem, er has •p;>nt thrre yo>·1rs In the Phlllpplues an.J h<l' kindly c~n-ente<l to write about
Filipino cu ton1', etl'., which will appear In our uext i,,,n e.)

Thl'l'l' i:' a g-rnu p of ,.;ome 1, .'>U!J j,;larnl~
lying off t hL• ,.;outlH·a,;t l'oa,;t of .\,ia l'alk<l
thl' Philippi1w,;, ownl'cl ancl gon·rm•<l l>y our
o\\'n l'nit<'cl "tale>'. En•ry day i" a "nmmer
clay on•r ti l'rl' an1l a>< thL· ( 'hri-;tma,; 'l'a-;on
c·o111e>< on thl' ,;nnth 11to11"0011 lil'gin,; to hloll'
ancl 1h1• day ' c·o11,t.1ntly !!l'OW 1rarmer.
\\'ith ,;twh tropi1·al 1n«tth1•r that 111t1• mu-'t
w1•:1r thL• c·1Hill'-;t of c·lotl1i11g a111l 1·arry a
para><ol a111l fan, it i:s harcl to i1na!!i11e any
real ( 'hri><t11ia ..; fr:-;tiYiti<'" Th1•rp i,; no traclitional ('hri~tma,; tl'l'l', ~t. Xi<'k or ,;]eigh
hl'll" or time honon•1l tnrkL'Y clinnl'r,;, hut I
;1,.,;11n• you, aftl'r enjoyin~ three ( 'hri,;tma"L':'
with th<' Filipino,;, that thL•re ll'!'r<' jolliti1·:'
in plenty a11Cl thl'y hl'g:lll t h1• mornin r of
('hri,;t'>< birth aml la><l\'<l until .Jan. G.
F1•a:-t of tl11· Three King,.;.
I ><hall tell of 011!' l'hri,;tmas th<"l'l', whieh
1rith hut litth• Y:triatio11 wonlcl lit• a 1·01mter·
part of the other t\\ o. \\"<· ll'l'l'l' 111 i11g in a
town of ahont :30,11()11 in the ~o Jthern
f,;]a111b, thl' only .\nll'rintn,; in t 1• pl:tL'!'
an1l con"l''lllently 1lqwnclent lljHJll the Filipino,; for any clin·r,ion \\'1• mi!!ht lian-. It
wa,; a ri1·h toll'!\ a,.; they ,;ay m1•1· there, for
nw11y of the re,.;i11ent,.; had both tmrn arn1
mountain holllL'" and :'Ollll' WL'I'!' in hn,.i1n•,;,;
in ~fanila, .J.50 mile,; away. Thi,.; latter only
-'<'I'll'" to ,-ho\\' that 011t,;i1l1• 1·iYilization
founcl a pl:t<'e in their ,;oL"ial al'tiYitie,, l'\'l'll
to tlH• Prr.;i1lcnt or ~layor of tlte town
marching in c·hnrl'h or ot ht•r pr1H·1·""i0It>' in
<lrl',;,; ;;nit, high hat arnl p<ttl'llt leather
,;]10e-:.

On the <lay befon', our i;ernmt hoys went
ha"k a1ul forth to thl• jungle an<l hroncrht
palm leave:-;, fern-:, vim•,- of misty allll delieatl' tl'Xtnre, reil 11]11,,,-om;;: ancl pang1l:m,; to
cle<·ornte the room,; with. On ( 'hri:.;tmas
morning we were awakened early hy the
hell" in the d1nrch tower tl'lling of a. avior
horn arnl soon the cannon on the hill pa~;;e<l
on the JH'Wii where the :-;onnd of helli; wonl<l

not l'!'lll'h. Flag,.;, religiou,; ancl national,
float!'d l'l'l'l',\'ll'hl'I'!'.
\\'e hail ,;awe! thl' <'hri,.;tma,; mail that w1·
mb:ht open it that mnrnin!.! an1l we hacl jn"t
tini,.he1l that when thel'l' 11·.i, a n111r11111r of
of 1Clil'l'' Clllt~i1lc. f!r,.t far oil', 1l1f'n 1·Cln1i11!.!
n<'arPr, tl.l• ,.JiutJ'-,.]lllll of tl11·ir 'an hit d f1•et
,oundiu!! like warp.; a-' tlH·y l':tlll!' tnmhlin!.[
ul'l'r f'at'h oth1·r t111rnr.I till' ,,!tore. Tl1L'Y
arrired in dnl' time, tilled onr hall helo11,
fought for pla< c" on th1• etair«a,.;i• and til!Pd
the room,; .;o !nil that till' willllow :-ii):.; were
liternll,y lit.u·k w:tlt them. Thf'y were our
,;i·hool 1·hildn·11 1•11Jlll' to w1,.h u-: Jll'l'I'}'
(' hri,;trna.; a111l rl'mincl n:-; of a "f1•nl',-<'ojan''
or r ·m1·mlirn11L'L'.
i ipatill!! the nf'e<l, pL·rh:q1,., we had
1·u11n:··tcd >'Cl!'r:tl Filipino rlolia1·,; intoll111·11,.,
th!' -<mall 1·11ppPr eoins of alrno,;t 110 ntlUL'.
\J'ter l\"l' ha!l exehan!,.'.t•cl !!l'l'l'tings we ,.;ent
them clown into thP ,l!'el't. Thin• wa-: a
hrl'athlL'"" wait when on1·1· clown 011 the -'ll'l'L't
tln·n a ha11!1l'ul of L'11\ll,; d1•,;L·1·111ktl arnl the
hl'ap,; of humanity l.'.l'l"\\' hi!.!hL•J' a111] hi!.!her.
It was a,; l'\titin!.! a-: a football !.!:llllL' and
after 11e had L'\han,;tpd our :-upply of t·11111"
t hL'Y ,;an(! "Dixie" and clq1:1rt1·tl, not mt11•h
thP 11 or><e for their ><nin11n:1gl'.
~hortly after, th1• ~train" of ·"Y,mkee
lloodle" lirnn!!l1t ll" to the 11 indm." awl he·
low in hlue uniful'lll' awl hroad hrim1ne1l
hab wa" the to11·n lia1111. Thl'y pla\'l'1l all
th1• .\meril'an tune' till•· kill'\\', fl'!lm ··Ya1 kee Dornlle" to "l>ixie" a1111 "Ifot Tin.e",
and aftl'r l>eing <Inly l'l'lllPlllhL•n•1l thl'y w1•nt
on their \\'a.)'.
It was "i!',.;ta tirne a11Cl the town forgot it,;
meny making- a1111 went to ,,Jeep. There i,.;
no bn~i1ie"" 1lone from noon till about ~::Ju
arnl · the lwn-'e-< are do,etl ll]l a,; for the
Hight. Dnrin!.! the afternoon we ha(l "ome
1•alkrs and a,; a compliment to eaeh Olle 11 e
took their pictnn·;;. (There j, nothin~ the
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Page Si.r

A Christmas Dinner
~lonlla.'·

e,·cni11g, ·I ( "·1·ek liefore
Frank and Dan Xe!. on wt·ic i:;itt:nl! in tlrt· li1 i11g-room of their tlrn room
cah111 in tire central part of ('alifornia. The
latter w11~ n·atlin~ a letter from ~ollle of their
frie111l~ i11 Illin"i", \Yho ~:iid they were corninL>; to ( 'alifnrr ia to Ii\'!', and wit Ir Frank'...;
and llan'~ p~rmi:,,.;ion tirey would cut l'hri.;tma,; dinner with tlr1•n1.
,\~Dan fi1ti,..he1l l'l'ading the letter, Frank
:-aid ,.,eriou-.ly: "l don't "t'C 'rhat we're goinL>; to 1lo. \\'1• mn't tl'll them not to come
and wt how arc we going to crct a Chri,..tnias
<linn-Pr wlH'll we are in dclit now for the );1st
~upplie-: we bought frolll Brown. in the vilhcr1:·1
lie rl'fu.ed to aiyc 11~ !lll\"
more crc1lit
0
•
..
aftu· th;it."
•·I don't know," ;;ai1l Dan, who 'ra::; gei:nall ,. optollli-.tic, lint wa,.. now :;ober after
r1·ading the letter.
"The gnn·el in wbich we're mining is
auont played out, a11d after that gi,·c,; out
we will have to mo•e and fin1l :-ome more
l >aYi1w
•
0 0crravel or ::;tan<'," contimwtl Frank.
"Oh, maybe tlwy will bring us luck and
we'll :-trike a pocket," replied Dan, 11 ho
could never remain l'eriou,; 1·cry long.
''Xot \·ery likely," returned Frnnk.
"\\'ell it'· no m•e itting here and making
things look worl:lo than they are, besides I'm
ti red. Let's go to be<l."
"We ean't make thing· much worse than
they are \.Jut l'm tired ID)'Sclf. Gue I'll
. '
turn in." \\'ith that, both of them went to
thl' other room in the cal.Jin, and went to
be<l.
Frnnk and Dan went we ·t from Xashville,
in the southern part of Illinois, the year before, a111l had ·cttlcd fhe mile~ south of J3ig
Spring, where they had ;;et up a C:Llim. In
he beuinning they ha<l done fairly wC'll at
phteer mininl!. \.Jut now, a· Frank .:aid, it
did uut pay any more, awl if lnck 1lid not
ch:uwo tlH'\' woul1l haH• to lllO\'l'. Frank
wa,.; 1~1out ~ightcen year,; old, six feet tall,
wa~ grnye anJ always looked at the sl'riou ·
On

('ltri:-t111a~.

t

~i,!e of lift•, wl1ilc Dan wn,.; t11·0 year~ hi·
junior, fhc feet eight indH·~ tall, Jolly, anll
always looked at the hum.irous ,.;ide of lift'.
The next day Frank a111l Dan w1·nt a,..
u~ual to 1rurk at th<·ir mininL>;. In the uriddle of the forenoon whil1• they were wa~hing
;;ome grnwl in the :-tream lll'arhy, Frank
happt>necl to !'lip an1l his foot p11"hed a ,;tone,
ahont a foot in diam!'tu·, fro111 it" rc,..ting
place. \\'hen he aro"c he Hoticed n. shrny
pit'Cl' of yellow ml'tal where the ~ton1· ha<l
hcl'n. lll• pickPd thi;; up, examined it an1l
fou111l it to he a nugget of gol1l whieh had
bel'11 wa;;h1•.l down liy tho ~trcani from above
an1l had been ·topped l1y the rock.

"Dan, look, l\·e foun1l a nugcrct," ('l'ic<l
Frank wildly excited for onee. Van came
running up, exami?H <l the nugget alld
startc1l a han<l-t;pri11g which lande<l him in
the strC>am. ,\l! work 11 a~ -,Lopped for the
morning and tlwy lrnnte1l f(lr more nuggets
'rhich they belicre<l had eolleded around the
rock. But their hope was >-hort lin·d, for
therl' wa>: only the one. 'l'lrl'_\' hunted upetrea111 and dcrn 11-~tream for a mile, and
searched erery imaginable placl' for a pocket
but they found none.
1

The next two days they kept working at
their gravel, but on the night of the Reon<l
day they realize<! tbat they could not makf'
money lingering there, "o they made up
their minds to move. Friday morning both
"·ent out looking for payin~ gravel in different <lirectionl'. Dan walked down tbeetream
with a shore! and pan, while Frank walked
aero~:- country to anothl·r Lrcam which h!'
intended to explore.
Dau tried scrernl place:- but the gnn-pJ mt·
not worth working so he kept on until ho
came to au old lied of the rin·r whl'l'e lie
fou111l gravel which pro1ed to be fairly good.
Ile took t<ome of it from near a JarL>;e f'ized
rock and tlnc·w it in hi,.. pan. After m1~h­
ing it for a minute he noticell a uright ~tone
(Continued on Pa;::c 15.)

TIHJ

PY

Jll'rry (']1ri"tmasand allappy >.l'w Yl'ar!
B: thl' wa:·. did yon 111 1li('(• how 1·x1·lnsiYc
c "ophomore Fea"'t 11a" this yt•ar·:
\\'hat 11·ill "top talking in thl' line'.
Haw the l <litors publish a Sp: daily.
\rhy not take the Frc,..hnwn hoy: to a
barber "hop and g<>t their hair ent'~ ,\ gol)(l
"'ngge~tion, pa~, it along-.
Hev, P. (;. Hicr:,;on of :Jiilwaukc·l' spoke
to the High . 'chool Tuesday, Xm. ~l'-.; his
s11 l1jc<'t wm; ••Who Wins.''
Pcr~on · clonating mnterial to ''The py"
arc askc·<l to write legibly an<l on a pic<·c of
paper large• l'nough to hol<l it.
Omar Kupfer won the hox of <·arnly for
l1e•ing the fir"t OH<' to inform us of the mi"-:pelle<l word in .\me"'' <t<hcrti"l'111l'll t.
Th!' jnd~e·"' thi,- month, J[i,,; llayl'S, :Jii-:~
)lillt•r a1ul )fr. William-:, awanll'<l !J;) per
1 ·nt to l'anlinc )fay1·r a111l L111·il1• l>anil'l-:.
0

:-,] onltl it he ltar<l to 1kc·ide what to gi,·e
for l'hristma-:, wl1.\" don't yon
sl'nil tl1t•111 a year's ,;nh-:<·ription for "The
"py°": Xo other f,it't would he 11101'<' apprer talt d hy \'0111' fri >111!-:.
It i-: erident in all .chool ntfairs thnt the
.J1111iurs han' more :chool >']ltrlt tl1an nny
other cln,;-: in >'Choo!. lomr, "u101-: and
Sophornor<'>', tlon 't let them outdo you in
loyalty. (Of coursP we don't co11-:irler the
FrPshrnen; they JWYPI' lielie\'P i 11 ~uch

}Olli' fril'nds

thin"~.)

ThC' tryouts for th<' lnter-Sl'hola,.:ti<' <lehate;;, whid1 tak<' pla<"<' thi,- '' 1111\'r, June
hcl'n mail<'. It i" probable that thl• Kcwi-<ha .\tlirmatiw will ill•hate Hal'itll' lll'!!atirl',
in Ha<·illl', an<l the Ha<·i111· atlirmutirc will
1•01lll' to Kl'nosha to 1ll'hatP onr lll'!!atiw'.
'J'hl• final ilt>hatc \1·ill h1• \lith J\p]oit.

Page Seren

Of eour"e the :--ophomorl',; wantell us to
att,.11<1 the fea,..t, hnt 1rnr<•rthPlt'""• tlwy are
<on:-piewn1 · hy their ab~c1 •·eat the ha:-ket
hall ganH-: and at other ·ci1ool affair,;.
Earl SC'hlllitz, '14, re<·eirc<l thl' two pournl
hox of' rn1uly for writing the ( hristma·
:-tory. Our ndt prize for <l goocl ;-;tory will
b ·• a hon:'<' arnl lot loeated ten mile: East of
Kcno:'ha.
The S<wial clancc~, after :'Choo! thi · year,
were largely attendccl ancl everyone seemed
to enjoy themschet-: exel·pt tho:-e in the
High . '!'11001 Orchc·tra, who furni:;he1l the
mui:;ic. \\'hy conlcln't this he• made a weekly event?
:Jiiss :'lfnrshall, of Hrn·kfur<l College', ·poke
in th1· IJigh :--<·hool .\U<!itorium X11L '.!-!, 011
the "Relation of Fon•stry to Jluman Affair-:. '' , he eompan·d the l'11it<•1l :tatl'"
with thn"l' of <:erman:, and ,Ji11,rc•1l how
"·it•ntifi<' han1llin!! would va,-tl: i111prove
our fol'l'>'l'. The pn11·1•eds Wf'llt to tl1e
Bl:u·k Hj,·er Fall:-: ""l1ook
Thl're is t11 bl' on<' l']a,_, in lligh :-,, hool
to whi<·h the who!!' :'<·ho11l 1rill ht>l111 g. ~fr:'.
Bradf11r1l j, to lel'tnre t'\'1•ry J[o11day nftern11on on ··Tht> I £i,tol'.' of \\'i,1·on,i11. '' The
following ~fonday -:lil• \I ill R-:k 'fll<',tion..;
1•nnel'r11in~ thl· Ja,t k •tu re to,.. 't' if tl.e ~tn­
ilc nt,.: n•ally he< r11 thl' h ·t lll'l'"• or wPre
thinktn!! of ba.-kct ball, or of ot lier thing,-.
)fr,.. Br:ulronl, having rl',;i1led at Blac:k
W\·cr Falls, tol1l 11,; ~fonday morning l'\'.aetly how the town w.1,; sit uatl'd, and
~hmn•d how it pra ·ti<·ally wa,; wa"hl'1l away
by the great lloo<l. They have only l'llong-h
money to kl'<'Jl thl' :d1ool,; running thru
l>e ·emlil'r, when they will harn tn <'lo-:('. ,\
colleetion wn-: t<ikl'n np and tlw pupil-: re:pon•lt•1l \Cr· nnhly.

THE , PY

Tire Gt'l'nwn >'tu<le11t-. ha\'t• organized a
"D1·nbeht•r \"erein" Tile pnrpo~c of tJri~
>'OC'iety i:- to pro111otc i1 lt•rl'~t in {:crrnan ,;nlijed,.; a1Hl ill t'01lll'r~atio11. Tire Yigor ll'ith
whid1 th1•y ~ing tlu·ir :;011.!.!" pr .. rPs that they
Iran· an apprPciati1111 <11111 a d1·~in• to know
all phCi,e:- nf <:trman lifC' 'l'IH• la-:t twC'nty
111i111 l•"' of thl' lll(:f'tin~ is \!ire1· up to thi,:,
<• lll\ <'I'. atiun fo 111-. all i111porta11t p·trl of
ti L prnµr;111111JC. 'l'llf• 111c>111l>er" :11c diridt•d
ii' to :-rnall µron I ... pn•:-id1 il mer hy :\1 r.
'I nmpcr. .\Ir. L·111!:.,rna-:, \Ii"" ;\lill1•1', a111l
:-11111e of the 11101p ad1 :llJ('(·d -.tt1<lu1t,... .\
clefir1ite to1•i1· j, d o'Pn 11hid1 h,1,.. l1ce11 anllL•"' ud : I the prr\·in11, 111c ting. En\!li"h
i" barre«! ex1:ept a' it i~ 111·cu,.:ary tu c·x11laiu
oc·c·;1..;io11ally.
At a rec·ent mcetir.~ ti P memlwr, di,:eu--c•l the ad,i~a'Jility <if jo'ning- the ''l11tl'rnat1011a' Brirf \reelll I \'t rPi11." Tl 1.; i:nn nr«aniz.ttion 11 hi< Ir fur11i-lw-: C'X1·ha11g-e
co "C'•po11dt'lltt• in En;,.di-.lr. (i<'f"lll:lll :111cl
Fn 1wlr. 'l'lrL n·.~i.;tratiun feP i,.. thirty pft•n111g-.; and tli1• only o 1ili,u1t101 i.; to pl1'd;.:-e a
ro•1,.;eie1·t·ou-. eon\ '!•Oll1lt•ncc for 0111 yi•ar',
writi1 g at !t•a"t 01.e ll'tt< 1· a month. The
.\merica•i -.tndent writl-. i11 E11:.:li,h or (, rnmn and n•c•Pirt•o a !;trlllall lctt• r in c•x( 11:111,!L'.
Tn1,, \\ it'r thL int1·r-chan!:!_·p uf
po:-! <':'rds. J1rn111ot1" intPl'<'~l and a11akt•n,;
!in' P11tJ111,fr1~m for th•' >'ltHly of langnagt•,,:,
~la 1y i1,(1•re"tin~ friC'rHl,Jup,- Iran• hl'!'ll lllade

So1>homor(' ('Ja..,s Offic·<'rs
\t L:1 ... I t I
l' r1·,;id1·11t- \\ Ill. l\ak1·1'.
\ i1·p Pn 1s1tlt'11t
.\liC'c JI< {al!.
St•Pl'l'tary and Tn•a,.;nn•r-Earl \\'!r ite.
\\' t> wi-.h to <l)IDlogizf' to thC' Soph-.: for not
ha1·i11g tlri" in our la"t i'sll(', but really. we

forgot \·011.

in thi,; way in :ttltlition to a wider kno)wledrre
of people'.
'l'lH• ( hristmas meeting of tlw ,;oeiPt.'· will
follow (;en11an t1aditinn~. 'l'IH·re ll'ill be a
{'h riot ma~ tnJL>, without 11·hi!'h 110 (;u·nian
( 'hri,tma:; is l'Ulll)llelC'. A ppropriatE .;01 gs
11 iii UL' -.1111;;-, among tht•111 l1eing- ""' 11 e
S,1d1t," .. <> Tannc•11han111," ··o Lln Fn• I lid1v."

Tbl' oflieer uf thP ,.;u<'ic·ty are:
l'n-ide:1t ,\lrx OJ-.lipf~h.Y.
\ i<'P l'n·,illP11t-Ol!!a E'.!":...er'.
... ·••rrl'ta ry jJ a ri on JI a 1·<·1 '
Trl'a,nn·r-Kath·1ri11t• Lan'.!"an.
,\1hi"11r,; - >fr. 'l're11'1>t•r. >Ii~' j[iJJ1•r ar.<l
jf r. L:t11\!111a~.
The Jll'O!.'.ra11rn1l' c·orn111ittt• · ,.. ···1 i11Q: until
Felmwry 1"t i~; LP::-ter ('rook :111<1 Jlary
Pi'eher.
Tue foHt11ri11!.! hare thP {'hri-.!mn, e11t1 rlainm 11t in t:hargt:
\raltl'r T!1ouq1"1111,
Jicrhc.rt C'nrti~ a111l ).ataliP ;\leKemi1>.

Ht•gulnr d111·~ lia1c bet•11 om tted in onlPr
:111 l'XL'll,.;e f111· nut atte11din!!'.
.\11 )"ll'I wlro :-tudy c:erntall 01' ha1·e !rad a
yP:1r or two of it, :;how your i1 krc,.;t and H}•prP<"i. tion hy appearing 011 \\ ulnc~dny ere11i11;:" nt ,;eY1 n thirty. /dt1 r orw meetln'.!"
you' Ii deeidt to 111· " np1:.ir 111c 1ul1c1 1·, tl1at
you l'a1111ot affonl not tn lie. Yon'!! Ji11tl all
~·our lie"l frit·•1•I,.; tlwre.
to /.(H· 110111•

··Thl' 1rorld wipe..; it" fret on mt•." ,;ai1l
the do111· lllal.
".\111! en·ry ha111l i" t lll'lll'cl a!!ai11..;t me."
,;mcl the pn:-h li11tt011.
··1 'm c·ertainly bein!!" ,.at 01." ,-i.!!hetl the
..;ofa C'll>-hinn.
...\ml I !.!l't hl'ateu hard for the ;-;lig-htc•,.t,
tiring," thf• L',!.!'.\! .!!rmrn1·1l.-Ex

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• PY TUE

ATHLETICS
T! c lm,.,ket hall ~<'asm1 ope1H·1l on \\. e1l• oY '!!I, wl1e11 the I I igh f:iehool
t1.un mlt alJ(l del'cntr1l the f.:tro11g Y . ..\!. C'.
,\. tPalll by a H'on• of I;, to 11. 'l'hc ganie
\r:t,; (']o;('ly 1•01 te:-trd
l'rom ~tnt to fi11i:-i1,
~111d althnufd1 11iane.J at timr,, hy roughnc,..~,
it w:1~ tll nrthel1 "'~fairly \\lll pln;t>il for tho
tin't (!alllc of t!JL• "('n~011. Ilnnl.1· wa-. the
in i1rid1 al ~tar r f the t'Hl1ing- w1th fielcl
I a-.keb :111d frt·e tlin11r-. lo his crC' lit. bnt
th1• ,.,trllar work of ('lark i11 guarding \\ 1·;;ti11e, th<> ,t::r Y. \I. { '. 1\ [.,nrard, \\'a" abo
n f<>:ttun of tho game.
'I h!· n•-.ul t of the eon tf'--t prm rd a ,-u rpri:-<'
to 11w:;t 11f t hr 'lll'Ct 1tor,, 11 ho !'\IH dl'd to
"'•"<'the hr,!.l'l' and nwrP 1 xpNie111·1•d 't ..\l.
{ . ,\. tPan1 rll11 up a hiirh :::1·on' on our b(l)'",
ln1L :iltlu,1.~l at a gT1·at di,a1han!:1~<'. nllr
ti-a111 fut ght plrn·kily aml fi11all,r \\'oil thl'
\\'l•ll de~<'n·pd \'idory.
'J'lw llllllllit r.; of tht !<'Lill arc now praei1 g d:.il~· i11 the'..'.) 111 in ord1•r to 1·onditio11
tlH•111 for the t!illirnlt ,-died ult of thL eornin~
"<':i,,Oll. ,\ liUlllh!'l' or g:i1111·s li:I\'(' IH'l'll
~<'hedul!•ll with rnmc of the strong-r,t hiid1
"'·ho<,1 tl':un-. i11 ,.:011ther1, \\ i,-1'011,.,i11, :1111011g
which are \\ nnk1 ~II!l, J.:willl\ \\" e"t Allis
a11cl LaKe c;uiern. I>nt\,.: hare . al"'o bcPll
arr:11 gee! with the ]Jeerfielll To1111-hip and
\\"a111.ega11 High f'chool in Illinoi,, The
first of the"t' gaml'"· luiwi·n·r. \\'ill not take
l'lace until .Jaa 2Pd, l111t a11 effort will be
111ad1• to seenn• game-. 1rith the al11lll11i a11tl
po~,ibl:· the S1m'er,- tl'am before the l'bri,.,t11u!,., Yal'ntion.
Th!• line-up of the Y. Jr C'. A. ganH· was
rn·~1la~,

:t>' follow:;:

Iligh "!'hool (1:1)

Y . ..\I. C. A. (11)

llanl\ ............ H. F . ....... E. l'lark
.\latt;on, Bo~tetter .L. F .......... \\'eHine

);d"o11 ....... '. . . {' ..... (.Kratz, Otto
\\ alli,- .. .......... H {: ........... l'ctzkc
c;. cJark .......... L. n ......... \l:•tt-.011
Ficl1l lia-.ket:--1 Ian!,,·, ..\l:ttbon, ;\p],011,
\\ e,-tilll', Otto
Free th row-: Ila rd;, \\estine, E. ('lark. J'ttzk1', Otto. HefcrlC..\lur"e. l'1npire (;[ernm, 'I'i111C"krnp<'r
..\[ r. \\":ml and ..\l r. Fog.; well. Ti ml• of
hah e~-:rn min n ti·,;.
\TllLETll' .'.\'OTE-..

'I'hl' foll01d11!! member" of the football
team h in Lcrn :nnmlc:1l "11rat1 r" by tl.e
.\thlcti1· l'l>llllllittrr: .\leEhrni 11, Lillr-y, 'I'.
Ilcb(l't!Pl', II ·1·ker. To1H'l', Tr1111\ ig. ~·it oil,
Yo11k, (;l't--Plrnian. Clark, E. Bo:;tetter and
II ill.
:-'\•1ernl of tilt' Y . .\!. ('. ,\. pla~l'l'd ll'll'e
inj11re1l i11 thl' ganw with 11,.;. Bl'ith. thrir
:-t:u guard, re1·ei' etl a fr:11 hll'rl! rih early in
thl' .uanH', but pl: :«d throughout b) ~.1e r
forel' or "ill. l't tzkP, th!' othl'r Y. l\J. ( .•\.
i.;ti:nd, was al~o h:ully hruis1·tl.
.\ ).!OO<l <·ro1\"l atte11cle1l the ha,,ket hall
~ante with the Y . .\!. {'. A., lint it co1 ·i-.ted
i.ll''.!l'l.r <•f .\lnnrni. If thC' Fre~h111e11 111.d
:-'ophomo:1» woul<l :-pe11d fi tl'Cll cent,.. to ;,('l'
a gnmP, it i,- probabh• tliat !'H·n they 1rould
not n·g-ret tlw i1we~tme11t. \\'e ,-houl<l al~o
like to ~l'C the fil!'nlty 11wrc in critlencl'.
l o one ean realize the cxci te111e11t in basket hall until th('· see ;i (!oud gamL'. If YOU
!'Onl!' ont'l', we ;ire po~iti1t• that yon ~lill
co1111· a~ai11. 'fn it: or, if rou don't care
to ri;.;k fifteen cei1ts, ask ,..onie one wlio La·
,;pen a game and gd their opinion.
0

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I POET'S PAGE I
Can You Guei-.s!
\\'ho'-. the man that' 1l.1rk a1Hl tall,
II as worn a hi nc suit 1110-.t all fall,
,\ntl always wears a tic of rerl, He like· this :-ha<le the be:;t, 'fr said.
\\'ho he i:-, I'll not co11fl'" ·,
Can't you guess'.-'
"'ho's the man that takes delight
In <'ollaring Fre:;hmen in full flight:
\\'ho stands upon tht> stairs to nab
The first who dares to ope' his gab.
\\'ho doth ~o the meek oppress,
Can't yon gue:-s'?
He'. the man that jm;t for fun
\\" anb to jolly everyone,
Like,; to . mile at every girl
.Just to set her heart awhirl;
,\ml sometimes at her hand will ----.-.<.(1011k)
Can't yon gues-.'?
(Th~ prrnter was brlbt-d to publtsh the above on the Q. T.)

J<'r <'shmen 's R<'pl y
(to "Climhin~ L'p t e H',,
DEAH

l lli'e<1 to think I knew I k1ww,
But 11011· I rn11:-t 1·onfc,:..;
Tlil' more I knmr I know I know
l know I know the le;;..;.
-Ex.
There is a littll' .J1111ior,
Hi,; hair'..; ..;o hl<ll"k it: ulue.
Ifr never will an,.;wt•r
\\'hen he's ::;poken to.
Thi: .Junior'· name i,.; \\'a]i,Pr,
Yon can call him all the day,
But still he will sit there
.i.\nd nen•r turn your way.
Yictory !

Oh, Yictory !

'Ti..; alway· our cry,
A.· on the floor e·om1•..; marching
The team of Keno High.

\'idory! Oh, \ 'idory!
The rirnl team doth "igh,
],: not for n-. wl1en 1n· do play
With the tl'alll of K<'llO IIiirh.

Scho(,! Stair.")

L \\\"In:_· E : -

\Yen~

Fn,:hm(•n, thank you,
.Auel \rill try not put 011 air,:,
But take a1h·icc ,,.9 kindly gircn,
While we Plimb tl.e high oc·hool •tair.-.

\\' c expected, when we canH• l11•rc,
.\ 11 examplP daily i:;ecn

fo the.Junior• and the S1•nior,:,
But our di,:appointmcnt',: kee1!.
For If yon noti(·e carefully,
You'll !incl who m,1kc;,, the noi,-P.
Yon oud1t to w,\tch the other -.i1le,
For 1t';; not the Fre::;hmcn boy..;.

A crank we' ii pr11m i,..e not to be,

Little e1rnp" of water,
Litt ]p grain,: of ;;and,
..\Ia kt•'"' the n11ght.\ 01·Pan
,\n<l the ph·a..;ant land.
Litth• hoy,: and lit!l<' l!irl,;
.\nd little tin ,..oldi1>r,: tno,

>Jake,.. tl.l· KP110,:ha Hi!. 1 ..., , ool
Ilo wliat it on[!ht to do
Wt•, fl" tl1e Frc•hnwu, would like• to n;-:k,
llow Jon!,! >fr. \\'an! ;-:tand-: in front of the•
~la~<:'

lli..; litth· hlai·k Purl i:- jti-t the ..;an1e,
It look• a,; tlirn1!dt it hail l1ep11 ta11ght. a 111 l
trai nc<l.
-

.\nd won't di..;~raPe the ,..!:hool.
Bn t the teacher we ho pl' will "tay four year..;
Is the one yon call >Iis..; - - - .

• 'ow, )Ir. \\"ard, if Wt' arc not right,
Would ~on kindly explain and g-i.-c 11,, ,.: 0111 e
light:'
'

Your..; re,11ectfnlly,

\ \'c 1!0 not know lint that it i ·true,
.And wt• will not he po,.;itiH• 'till \\"C hear it

-A FRE;,,lI)IA--.

from yon.

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TIIE , PY

AL_
U MNI
,\ta llH' tin!! of thl' High :-:;cJ1ool Exc·cutive l'ommittl'll it was llt>ddLCl to pu hlbh a
history of the ::;rhool from its im:cption up to
mHl ineluding thP year I !JI :1. \ralter ::\l.
Bnrke, pre,..ident of the A£:::ociation, was
ele!'t1•1l a" C:ener,d :\la11ngerof th~ Book Pubfo,hing Coanl, arnl .Jay Glernm, Scrrrmry of
the As;;ociation, was clecte<l as • ecrctary of
the PubJi,..hing Boanl
Thr !'rc::;ident wa
given power to make all ncr.e"sar.\· appointmenb
'l'be following appointmenL"i Imm
been rna<le a.1ul th1•y will have entire charge
of the publishing of the chool lli:-<tory.
General ::\lan'\ger-\\ alter
Burh.
E1litor in-Chief-,Jay (;lt•rnm.
Bu:>inl'><il .::\lanager-Frrtl ~ ::\Iorse
AllYcrt1,..ing .::\fa1,:i.ger-( onu<l , I l·an'r.
A~~ociate Editor-in-C'hief-~I1ss Beulah
English.
A.si;;tant Ath·crti"i 11g :\I anager - Sydney
.:\£ adtloc k.
Photographic :'.Ianager-::\Ii"s ::\Iarp;aret
Pirseh.
Assistant l'botocrraphir ::\buagere -)Ii;;s
Anna Gonnermann, .::\Iiss \Yinifred Larley.
Historian-Frank IL Lym.m.
Assistant EditorR-)lr::; Hattie :\I. McKenzie, ::\Jiss La.::\fondr Ynle, U. E. Dewey,
Loui' )L Thiers, Mrs. Lottie IIannaLs .Tor-

_,I.

Barber sh'1.w~Ia.n sneeze )Ian 1lea1l
K ext pl Pase.

<lan, ,Jo•eph E. Lippert, .\li•s .\my l'ennefrather, .::\[i,. · Kathryn Langan.
llas onr ,\lumni forgotten the Iligh SL·hool
and it~ work, since II' me111l et" ban' left our
school'.-' You all know, or :-;hould know,
that WI' hin-r a :::chool paper, "The • py."
, 'mnc lrn 1 e n sp<11Hl<·d quickly and given
their namC',; for uh,..eriptions, but others
seem to ha\'e lost their i-chool spirit
We
want to hoo~t our :'Chool and you of the
,\Jnmni ·houl1l help us
. o please show a
little of yonr former :;pirit and giro the manager· your n:une for a snb::cription.
..\I.t':\!.\'l .:\OTES

Cyril Kotz,' 11, is now c:onneC'tetl with the
the firm of \\" erner c f'tone, Haberdasher,;,
on .Jackson Blr11., Chicago.
), ettie ::\Iilbmth, '10, is teaching at the
Lamb -:chool on A~hlam1 arenue.
Arthur \\' d,;kopf, 'Hl, .Joe Thomas, 'I 1,
Cyril Kotz, '11, a111l Bt•n Buckmaster, '11,
spent the Thanbgiving holiday· at home.

Gcorge Anllerson, '11, i..: now at the oflicc
of the Chicago-Keno ha Hosiery Co.
All those h:wing nny note::; for tbi department please hand them to the Alumni
editor, as it is a rery difficult matter to collPet this material.

rook-'' )!y mission is for ;a Ying g-irk"
Hanly-" aYl' a conph' for ml', L ~ter. ''

-Ex.

\\ e :-;nggest that l'aul make a ::;light change
in his name-" \\.inderglas,;" would i-eem
more appropriate since that ri,it to the oeufot. C'an you ~cc throu:,!h thi,-, Paul?

.fones - ''Well, Brnsh, how did yon like it
o\·er in (; ermany'.-'''
Brn~h-"Di1ln't like it."
.Jone,--''\\' hy not?"
Brn~h-" \\'p]J, I t'Ot tiretl of bl'ing callrll

'Ill'l'r Bru~h'."

Ont· thing 1',::<e11fril to a worthy exchange
tll'partme11t i:< a goo1l supply of exchange
papers from the Yariou:< hi.!!h sehooJ,.., cof.
lcge,.: a11<l unirer-;ities. How then can we
expect to rnaintain a good exchauge tlepartnw11t i", although a great number of exchange p:ipcr-: are ~e11t out 111onthly, only
the ::;amP. loyal tirn a111l t1·n cent :<chools respoml to our re1p1e><t of exC'hanging paper·
with tlw111 throughout the ~chool .rt•ar'?
Therefore. let u::;, as a matter of conrte,.;y
nn<l of bu~ines:<, all be prompt in re.;pornling
to the exchange::; which we recein-, in order
that al'h ~chool "·ill han· an cxchan•"e department of which tlH'Y will haYc rea,.on to
1><• prn11<l.
"The Flashe,.:," turgeon Bay, Wi,.:., i:; a
wry attraetirn little paper for IH'ing ib first
i~sue.
( ongr;ttulatio11" !
"The Comot," \\'est Divi:.;ion, :'llilmrnkee:
Yonr paper i:< a great impror1•me11t o\·er ]a:.;t
month. lI<merer, it :-till lacks a humornus
<lepart111e11t which w• are ~ure would beneti t it.
"Tlw .\eroplanc," E:l>'t (;l'l'l'll Bny, \\'i,.;.,
i~ one of the mo"t complete of onr exchange,-.
Erery dqiartment i~ well written up. "~e
wonltl sngge-.t that an editorial ue a<lile<l to
your exchange departmc-n t.
"The Index," Oi-hko~h, Wis.: We hope,
somedaj, to publish ai; worthy a paper !is the
:tudents of your school do.
"The :\[ercury, Hacine Collt•ge.: Your
imper L 11otarrangetl as bttil<·fnlly a~ it might

bt>.
\\'ould not a literary aiul humorous department greatly improre it'?
"The Daily :'lfaroon, ., Chil'ago l'11i\'er,:ity;
''LawJ'l•nce \.'ollcl(c Bullc·tin, ., : 11d '•The
Lawreutiirn," .\ppleton, Wi:<.; ''l:ipon College Days," Hipon ('nllcgt', \\'is, and "Tilt'
('arrnll Ec.:ho," ( 'arrnll l'olle<rp, Wauku-l1a,
\\'i,:., arc all well ::;upplit>1l with new. of l'Olll'ge life>.
'•The .\tlrnnc.:e," O~hko,;]1 Xoi'mal, \ri,:.:
\\'t:>lc.:ome to our exchange list! Don't yoa
think yon had bPttl'r atld eritici"m" to your
exL"hangp dcpartnH nt'? All of your dt•partmenb. ho\\'e\1•r,
,. well eom po,.;ctl.
"l'ad1·t Day.•,., "'· .J. :'II. .\., DPlatie!d,
\\'i;-;., you arc ct:rL inly an i11tcre,.ti11g ,cJiool
paper. \\'hy 11ot add an l'\chn11;,i;u departlllP:1t [O }'<>lll' }J:t}l<JJ"!

A ( 'binam;tn's \Crt:ion (Jf the ·chool
trachcr 'l'mcher, tcache<',
.\II day teachce,
Xight markee paper:-,
~l'ne ,.:all c.:recpy;
X o one kissee,
Xo one huggee,
l'oor old maidet',
• 'o one lovee.
-J~x.
0

'l'eac.:her-"Un what <lay di<l ( 1\:'ser <lefea
the greatest iiumber':"'
Pupil-"l think it mu,;t have IH'cn on

l'.\amination <lay. ''-Ex.

Page Thirteen

THE , PY

(Continued from Pag-e 5)

~. ~·~?\~~~ \\~~m, ~. ~.
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~~b\ 1, ~T~~'O~"f\~';; ~\~1:,i,

Ll'ave Orders at Hurd's Drug

"R~~

tore

.s

~t~s·ou.~t :i \~1:.i.

0 . G. WOLFRUM, M. 0., D. C.
CHIROPRACTIC
PHYSICIAN
Office J05 Mal11 St., Opposite Palace Theatre

OFP'ICI!: PHONI!:

Rl!:SIDl!:NCI!: PHONI!:

419

1531

DR. N. P. SHEARER
DENTIST
220 WISCONSIN STREET
OVE" KNOX'S 5 ANO 10C STO .. li

Ol"l"ICE HOU .. 9 8 TO 12

2 TO I

KENOSHA WIS.

EVENINCS •Y A,_.POINTMENT

Graduate of the Philadelphia Medical College

Former Dean Dental Dept.
Milwaukee Dental College

DR. W. H. CARSON, Dentist
PHONE 1362
1119 MAIN ST,
KENOSHA, WIS.

Ortlre Hour.:
9-12 A. ,I,~. ;, P.M. t:•e'g ;.~

DR. THEO. P. NO EHLE
~~h ·~~\

KENOSHA,
\VlSCON "l.N'

ROO'.\l 2
GRO"JVENOR HLDG.

PHONE 210
OVF.1~

11

RD'S DRUG STORE

DR. GEO. M. McINTYRE
OSTEOPATH
I I, I 2. /J GR.OSJ'l!./llOR. BLDG.

Phone 230
Hour~ :

Kenosha, W/s.
9 A. II. to i> P. X.
b7 Appol•tment

t:renlngs

oriental likes so WPll a · to have his pietures taken.) )leanwhile we were ·ent remembrance hy our Filipino fricncls until
hy evening- our <lining room re,;emhlc<l a
delieate ·sen ~tore.
There were ntrious
takes, almost a: go()(l as tho:e wornlerful
little German cake:, dulces or sweets ma<lr
from eocoanut, peanut: or pineapple.
There were dozen · of oranges all that vivi<l
green we know nothing of here, lu eiou:
yellow nurngos, <'ho<'olate colored ehi('os,
hnge grnp(•likc hnn<"ht•;; of la11sone;; an<l
many of the forty kin!h of banana~ produced tll{'re.

're watdH·<l an elahorak church pro<·e;;;ion early in the evening and ju;;t after our
night <'lass of hoy~ rame and :<l'renadcd lH
with , ' panish m u:il'. .\ftcr t hPJ had sn ng
out they <'ame up stairs. , evernl yom1g
women Juul arrived in the meantime and
i:;oon more llllli'ii<· wa;; bourne to u: on thP
ewning lm•e;r,e. l'p the ~trcct a111l up th!'
stairs canw the ,-illagl' padre or pric ·t followe<l hy the hoy ehoir a1Hl ,.;oml' men t'arl'ying- a ,.;mall org-an Oil hamhoo poll'"- Yon
i-houl<l han• hc;rnl us sing -"meril·an songs!
, C\ eral ~ang solo,; arnl one or t \I'll m:td\1
i-pceehcs.
\t ahont twehe o'dock thl'Y
left.
Two sister-: suggt·stl•<l that \H' go h11111l'
with them to ,;ce their Bcleen. ),ow to do
jnf;tice to tlii · greatest of all their Christmas joy,; I i-hould haw told oirly of that. A
Belecn is a miniature town of Bethlehem
taking np usually one ell(l of <L large room.
The town, the surronmlincr hills, the rin•r
flowing thru it, the ,;hecp grnzing, the shepherds and the busy townspeople are groupell
about the central figure of the Infant Jc:-;u ·
in a manger. The town,;pcople weaYe, ,;aw
their lumlwr, row their boat~. arnl pou11d
their corn hy mean~ of ::;tring · pulled from
bt>neath. Thl' light Plft>et' are prod need by
tiny candle:-; and are marYelou::;ly heautifnl.
The ceiling is fillell with bright :tars and
angel faces, and the ingenuity tli,;played altogether woul1l do ercdit to our own nation,
while the patience needed to work out the.

THE ~PY

Page Fourteen
sehemc wonl<l put us to shame. .\ltho' I
-visitl'd ,.:p1pral of thr~l' Helrcns this 011e
. urrly cclipsecl them all, for quaint arrangcmcllt-<, nH•ehanieal 11eYi<'l' · :tlHl :;wPet spntiuwn t.
Christinas mean::; for the wealthy !'lass of
Filipino 1·hilclren a clay of meny making,
litth• g-ooclil's, (no toy~), visitors arnl musie,
arnl clirer~ion with thl'ir Belcl'n-whik to
t]l(> poor l'hilcln•n it nwans a few extra fish
in their rin• allll the pri\'ile.!!l' of marl'hing
in the d1urd1 1n·o1·1•,.:sion at 11ight, 1·arryi11g
n. lightecl <'<llHlll'. Then• is no macl getting
and gi\'ing of larish presents, lmt enmities
are forgotten arnl goo<l-will exist,.: l'wrywhen'. "One's Chri,;tmas 1lnes not l'On-<ist
11 the 11hnn<lance of the things whieh he rccein•s or gives away, hut in the goo<l-will
which fills his hpart."

SCHMITZ & LAUER
The Place to Buy That Nifty
. . Tmas Gift For tlu• Young llan

Come in and let LlS • ugge. t something, and help you to lighten your Xma hopping.
Phone 928
265 Main St.
Store Open Every Evening
Until Christmas

EDW. J. SUL LIVAf\J
PLU.MBI~G A~D HEATDG
Repairing
326 MAIN ST,
Carefully Done
KENOSHA, WIS.
LONG DISTANCE PHONE 255

!HE

AVENUE BARBER SHOP

ApJlrOJll'iate InitialR

.>08 Howland Ave.

Heap Fu~ser \Y illiam:4.
~ o Exeusc \\' l'"ton.
Eating .\!way" j[ontcen.
Coocl Xaturecl Tremper.
J~n,1ian•cl l" n"nspel't i11g E· lson ). orlalll ll'I'.
l'olllil'al Egoti,;ti1· Hanly.
Litt le \\"orld ly Ea,;.t man.
He!!n lar \Yorker Lil h·~· .
•\limy" J:u. l.!'d .\lc·<"all.
ln1·011-btl'nL <'.tiling .\lai11la11d.
l'n) .\1'1!1,Y" \rindr,hl'im.
11 ng- llnrd ('11rti--.
Ki :--l'lll Eastman.
E11•r \\'on·: Tnn'l'Y·
.\lo-t:y !\luff llalf'll".
J:r ~.v .\la"k:.;: •hmitz.
L:,t:l' I Icard (of) Eid1Plm .. 11.
<, ·t ~fig] ty Trc1·a"y.
l'u11k <:111id,, Boe rn1.
fla1e,; "teach :--.kinl,IL
\ l'l'_I' Lo11!!· :\I. rti11 011.
Fu·~< 011,- .tn · l\•1111efcathcr.
(Jot team Kl'hlor .
.\lway- l'·tliy II IP.
. omc Wam. \\'1ml.
l'a,;~cd Exa1t1,.; ..\latbon.
How· h Facetl It eh 111 .
..\feditatc-. ,Jue llarl.mngh.
Holll .\1'rny s Brady.

J. H. HERBERT
MANAGER

Jlakt•-. tlu• BEST
Photos in Tomt

STUDIO

210 South St .

A GOOD CHRISTMAS PRESENT

l. M. c. A. Membership
PCHITY from A to Z i-;
the motto of the

WEST SIDE BAKERY
Give Us a Trial
Phone 10!0

!HH> Jlarket St.

A. E. BUCKMASTER
ATTORNEY AT LAW

6'9'905\.\e. \'l\.e. 1\.T5\ 'N.a\\.o'\\a\ 'Ba'\\~

TIIE Fl l'Y

l'uge Fi/teen
Continued frum Pa!!e 6.)

REMEMBER

217 MAIN ST.

.1.:j~~'i!.~~~~

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~'t\~ ~~t\~~ f\~

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rxte1Hl you mo~t conlially

~ ~ ... <il.•tt• ,\, ,. ,, s • \
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~1:.;:.S~h

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._,,~~ ~ ;:J:?!'W~'tll:r< ·r

For an Honest Piano at an Honest Price See

f\LDEN, BIDINGEK & GO.
at thPir new
.tore

458 MARKET ST.

EASY PAYMENTS
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/' ·

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SGHKOEDEK'S STUDIO
FOR

GOO D PH OTOG RAPHS

whith he pi<.:hd up. It wa: a 11ugget auout
:rn ounce in wPigltt. \\hen he saw what it
was he starlc·il hopping arou111l as thou!_!h he
\\Pre crazy, l1ut ]ip soon got to \rnrk thinking that hl• had foun<l the pol ket th<"y liad
ht><'ll looking for. lie <111g unill r the rock
until he mi" afrai<l 1t would drop upon him,
hut fou1.<l a large amount of pure trolll ai.<l
th<n hail only asrn:1Il 11artof what wa~ there.
lie \\'<Ht Lack to the cabin al1011t 1100n whC'le
lll' f11u11<l Frank i1Joking as thun1.d1 he liatl
lo.:>t his la,;f, fi ien<l..
"(;ee, but yon look cheerful! \\'hat 1lid
yon flll(l(' a~kerl lie threw 1lo1r11 hi~ shO\ cl
a1Hl pa11.

"l <li<ln't find 1\11.) thing,'' an~ll'l're<l. Frank.
"Di I yon'?''
"0 h, not much," Dnn • ai<l a,; Frnnk

turne<l to the meal he wa · eooking. \\1th
this he laill all the gold lie hail fllu1111 on the
licnth in front of their cabin. Frank turnc<l
around, saw the golcl and a•k<•<l excitl'<lly:
''\\here <lid you gPt that.gold'.-'"
"l fournl it mHh•r thL· bi" roek two mile,;
llo1rnstrr:1m in the old rin:r Ll'<l," replitd
Dan.
They hurried through •i ith 1lin11er nn1l
then \H•nt to the pocket anrl wo1 ke<l at it till
s11llllown, when they had tak<'n about half
of wh:it wa~ tho!'l'. \\'hile walking home
Dan asked: ".\bout how 1111H•h <lo you
think they am worth·?"

"l sl1oul<l ,_;1.y about a thon,.:and dollar,..,"
an \\ erell Frank.
"Say, bnt that will make us rich. Whero
do you 1mppo"o they came from:"'
"Some place t111,;tn·am. \\'e'll look to!llOITnw." They <lid, a1ul found a mine
worth a large amount of mo1u~y.
"\\ell tliat gire~ lb our l'hri:;tma:- <linnrr
alter all our worrying."

"Ye"

t!IHl

I don't think w1:11 be wonyin~

o\1'r ou. Hlp]ll•e,; n·ry ;;non again. Thank
to yuu, Dau," rrplied Frank as they walked
Cl II.

~ome 1111< j,- Yery :lll\inu
~lnrri:rn h:i,; lo•t

to tell ll" that

or fo1111d-:1 Lille~.

Page Su:teen

THE f-iPY

\\'hy arc Parliamentary report ealle<l
"Blue Books:"
Bl'1·ansc thry are never re(a)<l. - Ex.

A. E. OLLE

~aid the "hoc to the sto1·king,

PRESCRIPTION

"I'll wrar a hole in you.''
~aid thL• !'lol'ki11g- to th<' ,-ho<',
"I'll he <larnP<l if you do."

DRUGGIST

"I'm 011 to yon," thl' drop of ink
Cnto the blottl'r "aid.
"Oh, dry np," said the hi otter,
Arnl the pappr IH•ig-ht fl'll 1lead.

-Ex.
Loni,.: ~cl>'on (in Phy." i<'!')-"\\'ho obtained the measurement,; by mean· of the
' \'en :X car' ealipcrs:"
Aliee - "Woulrl yon like to gain a high
_\ sccn<l a mountain.''
Lnr·ilc au<l Elmer Look up ( 'omma!Hlmcut \-I., la"t i""uc of " T he Spy", aJHl then
think twi1:c hl'forc goiug to the table the 7th
pcrio1l.
po"ition·~

4-76 Pnrk St.

Phone

ti. rr'~NNEN
&

Se>

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FLORISTS
356 Park Ave.

Op, Y. M, C. A.

Thl·ro are meters of accent,
There are meters of ton<',
But the ue!'t of all meter·
Ii:, meter a101w.

- l~x.

Fathcr-·'Yonng mnn, "'<'re yon out after
ten la:::t night'?''
'on-"~ o, jr, ( \I'll" only aftl'r Olll'."

JIP.-" \\ rule in Afriea I killed a lion thirtec 11 feet long'."
:Sho-'·'I'hat·~ some lyi11'."
-Kx.

PERKINS BROS.
_.., .. Grocers .,K •·Phones 60-H l

:l 03 Chur ch St.

"Hl're\ whcn• J rctin·," >'aid the auto
sadly. r" • l.p n•ar tir~lod1·1l.-Ex.
;\{j,-,. Ste'g-"liow arc

hcad.c,; forn1e1l:"
"( ara -··.\" ti IL' w,11·1·,; <:ome uear tlH·
·hore, the land get,.: "hallo\\'."
Has )largan•t l'arnuagh fonrnl out how
nnwh air pre--urc i~ ex1•rte1l 011 a s111wr ·
pou11d, or i;; slrn ·til1 working:'

PROMPT AND EFFICIENT

Ambulance and
Undertaking Service

) f j,-,; H aye· (in ~horthan<l) - ' ·.\ fary <lon't
get on that hoar11, I ean 't :cc you.

Oh yon L H<·ile !
will Ed 1lo:

If El nH·r Wi11<lsor, what

..\[i. ~ >I iller-' · Fraulein ) fc.C: <'Phan, may
translate. ''

AISEN UJIDERTAKI
W.B.SMITH

CO.

THE BELL
CL 0 TH I NG H 0 USE j

Rc'4tD&."'fC9.. PHOff• ~0-&0

Omc•

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Pll01ALTT'

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Sole .\gents ror

Society B_rand Clothes
w. L. Douglas Shoes
Holcproof 11osicry

POPC'L.A..• Hl.fllUO

P•O~• JaoH

0 F.0. :\{. HH:CK EH. DIRE:C'.l'OK

l!u ic Jo'urnl~be<l for Hall ,
l'artie•, lVetl11i11g~. Ek.
, OH\u \&e. "ttt.~t\tg\ ~\.

S. W. Corner Main and )larket Sj1uarc ~
M l'tnl <'cilings
Cornices
;-,ky1igllt:

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l:'nrnaee Heating
Ho'>f, U utter and
Hlow l':pe Work

JOHN B. \VALLIG
...

S E E

·JOHN ENGLISH
--FOR--

SHEET METAl WORKER
307 CHURCH ST?EET

Phou es !HO. I ou;;

l\i•no . . ha. 'Yis.

HARDWARE

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H. B. ROBINSON, Pres.
N. ll 1iO'NE, Cashier
H. W. JEFFERY, Vi:e Pres. JCS. flJNC!<, Asst. Cashi::!r

J C. 'bO NEll ·

Make It Your Bank .
Before you hank anywl.en· l'~~t·
C'OlllC in nnrl .. ec· n .
'l'hen ynu
WO~''l' UAXJi: nnnvhc·rc- rise

MBrGnants 8: Sa.vinos Bank l
CAPITAL $100,000
UJHler till' .J nri~diction nnd Stqn>n i13on of
the :State of \\"i eon ·in.

WE WIRE HOUSES

CO.J:..L and lVO~
110 ~aain St.

Phcne 176

Headquarters for

A T Q 0 S T · Toys & Holiday Goods
2

Years to Pay

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Kenosha Gas & Electric Co. JOS. A. PITTS
Phone 131

,,o Wi&e0n.1in St.

210·212 MAIN ST.

KENOSHA , WIS.

JOHN JI. KEHLOB, President

W. I. BURKE, Secretary

Wishi11 Yt 1 Merry X 11and1 Happy lew Year

IF YOU CAN'T CALL TELEPHONE US
-FOR-

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INSURANCE of any kind in the STRONGEST Companies.
REAL EST ATE b rgains anywhere.
BONDS, LOANS, RENTING, RENT COLLECTIONS.
COR. MAIN ST. AND
PARK AVE.

PHONE 304

'Ne Bpecialize on

XMAS PRESENTS~ for
MEN and BOYS

Our direct to the consumer
method a, ures you of the fine t quality at positively
whole~ale price .

CUDAHY BROS.' CO.
MARKETS

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GOOD CLO'll"llES

Zaa MA1N ST.

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l8~~ur bu

Capital and Surplus
00

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I•"' nill
and careful attention

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Our Candies a specialf.y all
the year round and e pecially at Xmas

KENOSHA, WIS.

Established

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K.eNoSHA, Ms.

I OTTO J. SCHOLER
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223-2;!5 llain St.

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J!NIJ!Rl CLEANING K 0 D A K S
SALE Now On

ISERM!NN BROS.
Cor. Main an Mar et St.
PROMPT AND EFFICIENT

Ambulance and
Undertaking Service

HANSEN UNDERTAKIN CO.
W. B. SMITH

Now is the time to prepare for
taking pictures on that vacation trip this summer.

C.E.DEWEY

254 Main St.

ROBINSON'S
Everything For Winter
'kaf t atd Dorkey Snpplio
Jmey Sweater and lloekry Cap
Basket Ball and Indoor Call upplit'
Boxing Glm , Striking Bag
and Gymna ium God
263 Main Street

Kenosha, Wis.
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PERKINS BROS .. Do you know what
--··~:~Grocers·=~··Phones 60-61

303 Clmrcl1 St.

h. T'LJN~EN
& Se) 9

FLORISTS

. Styleplus Clothes are?

A. 8. AMES
169 MAIN ST.

RUDOLPH

CHEMIST
AND

DRUGGIST
PHONE 226

356 Park Ave.

Op. Y. M. c. A.

• MIEDING

310 MAIN ST.

KENOSHA, WI

•

IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT

You ban· oft times noticed that thl' appearance of some place st L ms to he brighter and more cheery
than others. There seemed to he that atm"spherc of homcness so rtadily rncognized, yet so hard to explain. It is "ur business tll know the why of this and we arc going to tell you, it is the little thini;:s, such
as pictures, ornaments and an mid J>ICCl' ol furniture here and there that properly complete the furnishings and produce the homey cffrct. To accomplish this
the furniture must he in good taste, and of good quality.
Look O\'er our stock and con\'ince nmrself that we sell this
kind of furniture at prices which wi"Il 1irc1·ent you fn1111 buying any other kind. I la1·e our sale man show you our complete 1912 Designs.

Table of Contents
Editorial

Pages 1 and 2

The First Day
8enior . .\lphabet

Page 3
Page 4

Locals

Page 5

~Ii

Know. all X ote
Der Deutsche Y erein
Athletics
Alumni

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The Faculty
Exehanges

Pa~e 10

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EDITORIAL

A .'EW YEAR i:-; hen·. I>ouhtll's>l all or
us kne ent\'red upon our work with
n•newl·d streng-th and l'ntlrnsia.-m. Hut
ala,:, only too soon a rnarkl'<1 rl'laxaiion
takes plm·e. The joy arn1 int<•rL·:o;t with
whi<·h stuclic,; wen• pur,.:tJl•<1 ,.:0011 giYes i1lac·e
to an•rsio11. Xot only in our studil's,hut in
nil our work, \\eat tillll'' 1111·l't with su!'l1
rl'laxation of elll'l'f!.'\ arnl Wl' 1mariahly resort to time worn PXCU><l':< to <·on'r our failun·s. 'l'he ault. h01rl'H'I', lil'" in the fact
that thl'l'l' i,; too littk n·alizing-ol' the ickal:-;
We arl' apt to :-l't hdore ns in th<• 11l'ginning
1lll<l not L•nou~h L'an1e,;t t•ncka 1 or to ac·('ompli:-'11 what Wl' han· planm•tl. Effort-honl' t etl'ort-i,: neLe,,ary; it is till' link whic·h
lUlllll'L:l" thl' ideal and the rPal, all(l unh"'"
yon put forth your hesL l'll'orb, your 11l',;t
PJHl(•a\'or,.,, the 1·hai11 will l'l'lll:tin a hrokl'n
onl' a11<l. t hl' l'l'alization of icll'als will ncH'l'
h(• ohtai11e<l. 'l'lll'reforl', ~tart tlrn ~ ew
Y l'ar right; plan what you internl to <lo
c•ac·h <lay, a1Hl togethL'l' with an ahum1ant
a11cl earnc:l etior1, there nerl'r lll'Cll lll' any
<1i,-appointments.

W E'YE t<tlke<l 8chool Hpirit, Th:rnksgiving !-\pirit, Chri.-tma.- ~pirit and Xew
Year'.- 8pirit, until 'l'hl' Hpy i~ bubbling

mer with spirit:, hut as far a· I can sL'l' thl•
only 011e.· affl'detl >'l'L'lll t:o he the l'clitur>',
an<l thl'y arc hegi1ming to look t'O wan a11d
tipiritual from thP !ll('lllal ~trnin of tryinglo entertain four hnnc1n·cl c·ritic•al n•adl'r:
oil('(' a month tbat Wt' l'l':ll' not only for thPir
minds hut e'l'n their liws. • ·ow Wl' la·L'l'l'h _1011, clpar rea<ll'I"'· if 11nthi11g L'l"e will
stir your, tony !Ieart:<, for swL'Ct c1 harity',.:
sake• hare a littll' llll'1'<'.'. ancl pity 011 tlw
poo1 "tatf. Let the aho\'l' spirit:- go thL·.r
are 0111.\ :u1nltL'ntll'<1 an.\ way. Hut in,-till,
or distill, s<Jllll' goocl strnng S1>Y Spi1il front
~nllll'Whl'l'C iu your ,;ystl'lllS. If t:tkL•n in
any quantity, \\'l' guarnnteL· it will quiekl'n
till• :--lo\\'l"'t mincl, ~tinrnlatl' thl' imagination, make the band it ·h with the dt>,;in· to
write, in t'l10rt, pro<lll<'l' from you the witty,
<·atl'hy l'ntl'rtaining storie" 1n• lll'l'<l ,.:o badly
to 111akl' ThL· JI.' a :->ll< t'<'""· <:et 11H11·ulated with the"· :-3. ! Frl'c to all! On tap
in Houm -!.
AIU-:~ 'T you proucl of some of our tlehat-

ors: Think of ,-taning your "tnmaeh
to fl'a,;t your mi1 <1 on the stimulating :-;tatistie,; of " 'oman\;. 'utrrnge! But, alas anc1
alack! thii:: doth apply to 011ly lu·o. \\'e i'Par
the remainder rever~ed this ~ystem aml

Paye Four
><tnffccl their -:tomaeh" during- the Chri,-tma-:
Y<l<'at ion, an1l t hl·ir mirnls---; (\\' l'
han• a :-pl'eial reporter on the job, but a:
vet he has hl'l'll unnhll' to di"coYe:r a traet•
anv notieealik aetiYitv in the Dehating.\•l'ti1',11 of tltl' "ewral c·c~·ehl'llnm-: of thl':-<l'
hucldin!,!' orator-:. .\lay he affpl'trcl hy the
weatlwr-lrt': hope for a thaw.) (Lakr:
It thnwe<l but not quite enough: thr 1wgati Ye Jn,t.)

;,r

WE are p~·o:·:d to annon1.1ce in .our ~iapl·r
our' H'tory 111 thf' hr,t :'L'I H''-' of the
I11tl'r-Ili;d1-:--1•hool clPbate. \\" an• proud,
tou. I e ·au><e of thl' fa<'t that ou1 'ictory 'ra"
cl<'nn and honor: lilt ;ind dl'roid of any fraturc of unfa1rnc"" or l1l11tf.
\\
k1 it thornu!!lt i11ter1•, in all t! c
Hi_ 1 f.-1"1 ool actidt e,- and \\"f' :-;hont with
j11y "I, 11 011r tp:1111" win i11 athleti<·": \rhrn
the,· ]o::;e we nhn1\"" !ta11' thl' ;-ati--fa!'tion of
k1 (;win~ that \\·p .pl.1_rl•d f'lean 1:11d honorahlc. \\'(' prt'f<'r to 11in h'Jllorable rather
tha11 to lo><e lio11on lily. But win or )o..;c'. \H'
arc pinyin!! <"IC'an, we an 011 t:w right :-i1k·
of tl10 !!:llllC' all a Ion~. a11cl 1 ·c are going tn
dn in the <'IHl. It i,; n 'atisfa..tion tu u..;
that 011 •of nnr iir..;t rl'al >il'tori1·" 11a ... 011 the
:1eade111ic· . idl'. That is l'ric!t lll'C <•11011gh
that \\.C' arc going into our .:cliool eo11t1'-t" in
the ri<Tht \lay. Our a1·a<lrn1ic champion,.;
wcr • anw11g our ,.;cro11gl'::t athletic contl:olant--. Olli·- II1gh ..'chool i ·an academic; i11~titutio11 fi1"'t.
There i: where we i:;houhl
earn our lirst honor,-. There i;; where our
pri111ary i11tere..;t,.; .-houl1l Iii'. and then• i~
wllC're they do lie. From there we ~l1all
pu,;h on to a ,Jccpe1 intert•,.;t in, a111l enthu,-insm for, athletw,... Then \YU . hall win athletic honor", too. In due tinw ire are g(li11gtu win along the lilll':-<.
\\'l' havl' clcmonstrah'cl that it is the spirit
awl entl111,-ia-.m of :, u1111g "<'hool laclie"' a11cl
g-entkmen-of :-tudm1t-, 110t l1oodlt1m:.:, that II" 11 tlH <lay fu1· the home team
It
win:-; rC',,pect for 011r ,.;chool and onr bo ·,-and
!!ir) at thf ,ame trrne. \re rontecJ for Olli"
trnm i11 ltn··ine and Wl' motecl for our team
at hu111f•, .111tl we rnotl'd "ith u 1·i111 m ti c•n-

'l'lfE SPY
thn~ia,m that dcfle1l competion on the part
of our frirthb of Haci1w. But we tric<l to
clo it like ladi(•:-; arnl ge11th•men, awl we ·crm
to havP nrcecclc1l; anyway, we have been
praisP<l a11<l not c·ritici,..c<l.
At the :-ame time the hoy" on the team
de.:erve all the ~upport tlH•y n·eeirc<l. Some
of them garn up thPir mention to daily work
in the Library, an<l \\·e11t without their dinm•r <lav after da,· in their eagcrne:; · to prepare a.clehatc th;it woulcl win for Kenosha
High. Th<•y triPd no tri1·ks or bluff. They
prc>pare<l to win on <"le<.11 clebate; and they
won. 'I'hry :m ).!Oing ri~ht on to win on
th<• ::;a1Pc line in the Bl'loit-.Tanesvill<' cont1.,,t which "ill tah plae<· February ~:l
\\'e" n· going to be out i11 forec for that <lebatr, too, arnl \\"l''re roi11g- to root with the
zeal o trnc 11ead!•mie... \re'n• going to inspire the boy:> to clo thPir hr:-t. If w1· lo~e,
wu ~hall lo-e honorably. It' we• win, we
;.:hall win ho110rahly. Bnt wc'n• going to
11i11! For, "\\"e'rc loy:il to you, Keno·hn
II i.gl1."

U<'port of '''l'h<' Spy''
J)l'('l'lllh!'r ~UllllH'r, Hll 1
RECEIPTS

Bal,mce on h.rnd ..... · . ·. · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · s115 qo
Suh,_;cripti1111s
............ ...
6 50
1\1h rrti,;em1 Pt'
46 7;
Single copie,- "''Id . . . .
20
Total recl'ipts

....... s16'.) 35

EXPE. "DJTl RES

Cost nf printi"1g I>ec. ~"· ...... ·· ·. · .. ·" 41 6o
Cuts
............ ·· .... ··.. ....... ..
2 10
P·~stage and wrappe1:·· · · .. ·.. ... ... .. . . ..
I 95
:''11<,_; Dewey for pl i) ... · · • · · • • • • •• · · • · • • •
3 50
Sundry expense. . . . . .
..... .... .
I .io
Total expense ....•............ $ 50 ~5
Balance on hand . . . ................ 118 o
Total.

.. ······ ......... . ... SI&) 35

'l'hos<' 'l'a11s
Oh dt•ar ha,·e vou s e
Tho"e /o11.< likC. a dre.un
\\'urn on tw11 dainty ft'et?
Thev're a hrand new st\ le
.::i..i ii" worth vour 1\hile •
To "ee tl1em ~·l tiny aPd 11eat.
But "hn is it vou ~ e
I prw the tel Plt
\Vho t i t e de r little bo t d'd cuntril'c?
1 nu will . ee them ome d,1) s
On Paulrn,. J I !aye~
\\"I 'rr,-td" rn Roum, ·ri. I· he.

/'aye Fire

TIIE ~l'Y

Bernadett<' English has withdnrn n from
;;ehool to att 11d l>ow1wr ('ull1•g1• in j!ilwau-

he.
The s!'co11<l l'l'lllCSt<'r begin:.: Feb . .'i. J,pt's
all 1lo hetter work than wo did 1lmin" the
tin;t.
.\ hont fifty ·ttlllenb from the 8th grn1lcs
of thH city arc e:qwcte1l to enter High
:--chool next seme~ter.
Th<' ~enior ha11q1wt. will takl' pl:icl' in the
High ~ehool A rnlitorium Feh. 8. .\t this
ti11w the llonor · will he an11onnc1"l
_\ta r\'cent meeting of thL• tl'adtcrs it
was Ul'<'i<l!'<l that l1eg-i nni ng with 11<•xt semester th1• pnpib; muHl starnl no in suhj1•ctri
and 11Pportme11t to escap1· tlnal!'l
That Annn:Ll - l"onr IIun<ln•!l Dollar,; absolutely 111·cessary to get out a goO!l number. \\'e ha\'e nearly two hnndrell.
Tow
how are we to misc the remaindet ..~
There haH' been no Rhetoricab this
month, bnt sine' the last i,;~no of "The
Spy" jlarian \Javens, Lnwrcnue Eastman
•HHl !Tmrnnl Fink haYe rPcrive1l 95 along
thi line.
.\ speeeh given b)· Jlr. Jay (;lerum in tlie
!Iigh Sehool a few 1layii lll'l'orc the 1lt>hatcs
hctween K1•11o::;ha arnl Ht[('inc, ro11sc1l tht>
:-tmlc11ts to show a littk 1·las::; i:;pirit and L'nt h usias111. 'L'hc L'll t lrnsi:vt s, however, !l i1l
not get heyo11d c·ontrol, nor was it 11e<:e,; ·ary
to tnkc extreme measure,; to ciuict them.
.Ju:-:t the i:;amc it :how!'1 that th!'re i,; still
,.:omc 11ormnnt sl'hool ,;pirit in the school,
whid1 might he awak!'lll'll hy a few more
i:;peeehes like that of illr. (;Jcrnm':;. .\t
hnlf pa"t four, when the spt•ech was fini,-hc<l, ~on gs wcrc >:nng, a nil yc•lls WL're gi Yen
which hcgan to sound :t littlL' lik1• yells.
\\\• ho1ll''Jlr. (;]L>rum will try lo wak1• 11,.:
up again.

The date for the .Juuior l'ro111 lrn>< ht>Pll
e!'t for ,\pr il l!l.
:-;1·hool ><pirit was tllorc in Pvidence Friday
night when ahout Iii) of our p1•ople wcnt to
Ha1·in!' to atll'llll ti 1• Hac·i11L·-KL•t11>sha <lchatc on "\\'om an uffragc", than at any
othcr tintL' cluri,ng the ,;ehool y<'ar. Th!' 1·ar
wa,; filled with ~whoo! yell. all the way to
Ha!'illl', :uHl whL'll we rcaehL'll the High
t':i<·hool huil<li11g onr fi!J pcopll• mad!' a n·r,v
go()(l ~howing again,;t the :ion Hiwine pcoph» Dnring ti)(• dl•batc, howcn•r, our order
was ]H'rfl'<'t. .J u.;t heeause 1111 r tcam ln,.:t
thc sl·l1ool spirit di<l not <le1'1'1•a.•c, hnt tliL•
yt•ll,.: and ,.:ong,; Wl'l'l' kqit np all tlH• 11a.v
hollll', whi1·h ;;howi:; it was trnc ~l'hool ,;pil'it.
In onr n•<·cnt ,.:s111·s we fail<·<l to meution
that t lw II ig-1 l'iwnl orl'hc•,.;t r:t n·organizell
thi><ycar with Paul \\'inde:-hcim a~ !lirel'tor.
\\'e arc fortunate in haYing th1• needed material for the purpo~e t!Jl(l the nrehestra is
1·ompo,.:L'<l of tlH· ll•ading mnsi1·ia11s of the
s1·hool. \\'ith ,;tll'h taknt 'e expect th\'y
will rcnlll'r some wry fine 8elL•dions 1luringthc 1·oming year. \\'c more than appre1·iate
their musi(', and our 0111.r 1·omplaint is that
we 110 not hcar them oftl'll c•noug-h. 'J he
mc•mlll'rs of the nrl'hc,.:tra arc a~ follow:-;:
)faric :\le('atfrcy, 'l :.!-Piano.
Paul\\ in<leslwim, I ·~-\·iolin.
Loni~ X cl son, 'U- \ iolin.
Paul Boehm, '12-\'iolin .
<Llll Hust er, 'l t-Drnm~.
EbiP-" He n,;kc11 if he could ~cc me
home.''
Rally-""'ha t did yon my·?"
l~biP -"Ye:-, if h •got on top of the tanltl'ry ehin111ey."

I n·Jll', \\ herl''s your ro~e:

'I'IIE ~l'Y
lle.ir )fj,., Kn"" ,,ti!:
1 am l'.tther 11frnid of lll•!'k- -ean you ,.:ug-g'l':st a11.1 way •i.1 11 liic·h I 1·aH gc> thnt ,-t·l1ool
wit] clllt 11rnd1 t'\t•rtio11 011 Ill.) part:'
I: . .\I.
.\Jl,:ll'e1·: It j,.. 1·t ry t'a,;!ly clone -walk in
the• l1p_1- C'lllt'allt't', and out thC' g-irl-.
Dear .\Ii,, K no11·-.a II:
I alll an c11tra11C'i11g, ht•1ritC'hing- brnm•ttt•
11 ho 1':b one _101111,; lll!lll in 1111· .1 h;;ol ll t l'
pnw1•J'. lout I ll'i,.;h to 1·011trnl many. !low
1·an I aec•< mp'i~I, thi"
.\ •Hl't•r .\I 1 ('all.
.\n-11.·r: .\Ir- Fli11t. 1il1) ha.- gilln
111a11.1 pPrf.,n11111w .,.. i11 K1•11n.-l1:1. 1h ri1t'"1 l'r
J1<>11 tr O\l'l' 11ra11y fron h,q111ot i.-m. \\'h_1
(',tll'• \ O'I •10 t Ill' -:1111t·':'
I lat r .\Ii"" K n"1r,..a II:
I :till a c·l1an11ing hloHch. and I try to
makr a hit 11ith t•11• h".''; ho11 1•,111 I "Ill'('('l <l '?
F. I>.
.\u.-wer: K1•cp 011 11·alki1·!! 1rith .Yollr
ar111 011 .\Olli' l1ip, 1111tl hl'fort• Ion!! -omt• hoy
\\ill ln<'k arn1,; 11it11 you.
})par ;\]j,.., K noll',all:
I am a _YOll ll!! ;o;opho111ort• and ad mi rt• a
prett.1 !tttle .J1111ior. lint I am ha·d,ftil aho11t
approarhill!! Ill r. I lcm <':tll I ,..how 1111 acllllil'Ut ion'?
L. :-..
.\.11-11pr: Thi• lll'\l ti1111· yon "t'<' ht•r
11,tlk up to h1·1· lil,1· a 111aH a11cl a,.;k " .ere
you ean buy a fcat.1t·r for a penny.

I> ear ..\Ii- K 11011 ~·ii I:
.\Iy .!!r1·at1"•t amliit ion ts to ht' popular
witl1 the .~irl,;, lint l!Jl to tl1<• pn•st•nt I ha11·
not lwl'n \ 1·1·y ;;ll('<'l'ssfll I. I haYl' rrc·1•11t'y
pnr~h: "'t•d a dt'rhy (English i'ty!t·) whwl1 I
tl1i11" 111ak1" lllt' look n·ry attrn1·ti1t and
111a11I.). !lo }'Oil think l ll'o11ld win fa1·or in
her l'.\'C'' if l "holllcl 11·l·ar it to ·d100];
.\11,wt•r: \\'l'ar it by all lllPan". All
girl,; acl111in· boy" who appl•a1· matun• l n·11
if ti.Py an• qnitl' <'hil.JiRh in otl1c·r r1·..:pNt .
I h•ar .\Ii'" [\ 1101r..-al I:
I likl' the hny-.. II ri.;ht hut I am fi111ling
t l1l'111 r.1tht>r 1·! il(1i,;li. l 1rn11lcl IJk .. a .lfon.

E.

,\11..:11p1·: .\ppl.1 at tl1c• Old ~oldic·r\:
ll11111P. Yon c·a1 obtain a llau for tl1t a,.;ki11g·.
I kar .\I j,..; K JHllr>'a I I:
l !ta \l' oJll' of the !1C'11· Hobin',.. E!!~ Bhtt•
,;11it...: wit It "ilk ha11clk1•n·hil't' to mat<'l1.
\\hat r•: 11 l do to 111akc· mysc•lf appl'al' :-:till
rnon•attractin·.
L. ('.
~\11•w1 r: l>y1 .1011r hair to 111at1•h your
I'll it.

l>l'ar .\Ii.--. K nc111 -all:
I am c·on-itlen•cl li.1• rny-elf (and "the r :)
:t hoy ( 'arn.-o.
:\I\ 011 ly clnnr-liaek i Iii.)
,..1z1·. I alll o ,;11 a I that ~Ollll' pet>plc• nn·r1001.; Ill\' 'oi1•c. \\ hat 1roulcl yon ad 1 J,.;e·~
!·.-cl II.
•\,J"\\ r:
\\'far,.; t-.

lll'ar ..\li..:s K1ww,.:all:
l d1·-ire tht> ahilit1· of lookin!! at a hoy
without Iii.- k11011 i11g- it
llow rnay I 11htai11
tl1i,.; ability':
Ehha \"orla11c!Pr.
,\Jtsll'l'l': Tl1l' llll'thod is "i111plt'. Turn
ar .. und ahont half-way and prete11<l to l'Xarni11t· tlil' plastc•ring on till• wall. '1'11u1
opC'll 011e l'Yl' u~ 11 id<'l_1· a:< po..:o:iblt• an<l
<piil'l-I: glnn1·c· at hi111
'l'l1is 111(•thod ha,;
he1•11 tried and fonncl to he :i .·11p1•e:'"; it
t'll'll her-0111(• a habit if pra<'tic·P1I <"u11ti1111alh-. llu1rc•n•r if he ·l1011ld 11otic·p ynn 1loi11!! thi-. you slwidd nol /1fu.,fi .

l>c•ar ~Ii"~ Kn•>ll"' ti!:
~[y l'' t ~ a•·p "0 larJ,!e and attraeti1·e th.it
whl'lll \ l I' I go into ll ha kl't lia'l !!.111 l', they
a!11 a.h PCllllC' in 1•1J11tat t 1iitl
>111ec1nc ·~ Ii t;
a : n -.nit 1 11_1 he, 11ly is; 111:11"'t• l fur WL'ek~ a(
a time. l!n11 c·an I p 'l'H·11t •j: ':
.\ 1i-11 er: H1 y a pair of !!la ~ l'}'
11 hid1
: uu c·an ••:,,·]\ n 111•>1 e IJprorc gl>ing- 111to tl.1·
gallll.

flt•ar .\I ~,; K n1111 al':
I a111 u boj o !!re;.1t :itJilny -. \ly at'ft ~
i~ unique. I nm (fl'l'al at fa1•c· · da1wi111.,. a.·
all (II', •or I C' cC'l. li.1 t for ,;011u l'C': "oil
lll'it ltC'r Ill.' tPad1er- 01· ,.:(')111ol111att•-< "t'Plll to
a ppr ·ei ite lilt'. \\I.at wo.ild .'" 1 r 1h i-t· 111t•
tn do ID wi11 thc·ir .ipp1·1•ci,1ti 111·;
,\1 ,;wl·r: Le1ne q·lwol. T•1t'_\' will then
rwli;: thu·r mi tal.c

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))(')' ))put sdtr

r rrrin

On J>t•c·e111l11•r tw1·11tinth, the 1>l't1l:·wher
\'en•i11 held it· fir,_t, <'hri,-tma;; ePh·hrntion,
which w:,s do,.p]y relatl'cl to thr 1·Plehrnti1111s
ht·ld in (;prnrn11y.
A lar~e l'h ri:;tma,. t l'l'C w ho"e brandH·:wcre h11n~ with nia11y mlorPd light· ancl
hr~ght. orna111e11b oe1·11pied thP r1•11tc•r of the
stage', and thi", togetl11 r with thP m111H•rn11s
l:irge reel beil~, fonnPd a prPtty ( '111 ist111as
dc·c·oration in the lurgt• hall.
Jlmi11g the utrly part of tl1P 1•r1•11i11g a
:-!tort Uc111ia11 progrnlll \\'a" rP111lcn•d, which
1•011,_j,. t eil of:
Hf·;uli111!-'·:-;e hn>'tll'ht" .~Ii,-:; Olga Eggers
Son~
St•l(•cttd .. ........ JH~~ E. ( 'atHPron
~011~;:-'"1'ann1•11l1aun1", ··~t1lle, ' :wl1t"
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lh•r l>1·11bchc• \'prein
:-;110rtly ;ift••r thl' lat 1•11111hN of thP progralll ~anta's i-ldgh bell,.: \\en• hcanl ; 1 d in
:: few ininnll'" !:'a11ta ('Ja11,.: hilllsPJf appP::u1•cl
with l:i::: hi~ pnck. 111 In li.g r1•d b:w 111
fom11l appropriatP 1-'.ift,.; for ner.r 011!' presl nt.
Tl e>'e girti- <·1111 ·1•cl n•u('h rnc•rrimP11t,
form, ny of tla 111 brought lnu·k rt 1·11l1Pctions
of amu"ing inl'iclen!,;.
Following the e]i,.tribution of prc,.e11t;:, re·
fn·::-hrne11t~ \rt'n "en·etl, whi<'h hamionizNl
with the n•st <•f the> t'\'l'lli11g liy bl'ing ,.:tri!'tly
(; {'l'lllall

Then follow<'tl a11 informal cl:l!H'e, of
whi1·h the cotillio11 \\'ll" the 111ai11 fratnre.
The .January n1e,.ting:; of the ~oc·i< ty ha Ye
lH·en Yery c·11thu.ia ·tic nncl intPre•ti11g.
'l'lll'y hare 1·on,;i,.fl>tl of ,..trietly <:cnnan rt>a<I·
rng n1111 ~011gs. ()11 \\'ednl'~day, .January
twe11t1 fomth, '.\Ir. ,\dl1•r. of the Y. :.\I. C.
A • ~1 'e a UPrm, 11 talk on hi· oxpt>riuwt
in the G l'l'lll'lll . chool • a11d the i11i 111igration
q uc" ti on~ of h)Cll) n ,ti Yl' · en], y. It i · the
·1i111 of the oeil'') to pubJi..,h in t>al'li : --uo
qf "The Spy" onH' • - ay or ..;tory writtu1
under rl'gular 1h pi rtmPntal ""·ign111e 't.
Tlw Jir,.t hall bt• la>st- al"n so111ll1mc t!iP
lit hal! l•fii·,.t. ll,Yl'.)OU not:Nd tic
\\011 .erful i•11proH•1•1 al >1 i11i·1g- i•ue tl11··
fl1wk 011 ft m1ni11e \\ ai-' kr" 11'.!.!Tatt•d from
thl' ba1 k l'•lW to the' t'r11 it l poll 1:1:111. ,.,,;

For l'ial1•
JI. E11'rnnl" -)ly o\\ 11 l'oint 111" 'it".
.J. 1>1111',1 .Jly :wtii.!!.
IL :--kinkle-.Jl.' ability to l11ar.
11. K 11 pfc•r - )[ y ,;hort Ill' "·
E. I >ti Boi..,-:.\Jy rnwe.
.JI. :.\11-<;el'h:rn .Jly walk.
L. ( 'rnok .\ly 1·lotl11•,;.
l. Hucld- }l r hl·i~ht.
l. Ei1·hc•lrna11 -.Jly l1air.
E. \orlancle•r-.Jly "t'<l>'l'..;."
L. < I i-.t1'11 ·011 \ly J.lu~h.
l lc·l1•n Bard1•11 .Jly <'}I'~.
.ll·~~i1• llill
:.\I} r-nlor.
I~ ..... \ L~ .. 11-~fy 1,,,:--i1fuhH.\'~.
P. ..\latt>o11-'l'hl' 1-!0ld in 111y ll'l'tl1.
F. Pt·nnl'frat 111•r-:.\l · hair ribbon-.;.
.\ • .Jl1-C 'all ~Iy pop11l.trity .
H. Lill_y~.Jly "ho(;:.
.\. < ll~hl·f-ky

~I} "Joh."
\\'. \'olln11•r {;llllllt'tl'y.
F. 11.iekett \I} feet.
I>. Harden .J[y ability to tPa"P.

l'ihl'!'i1la11 's Hi<IP l' p-to- Hat<'
l. p to \\·iiwhc»ter at l1rPak 11! da ·•
( 'anw t !.P roar of ca1Ln1111 n1:il's ,1way.
:-\hericl<\ll jumpe1l from hi auto red,
Op1•11t·d tlll' throttle. and ,;lint . traight
al11·ad.
\\'hen hl' 1·;t1lll' to a hill hl' 1·ha11~cd hi' g- ·ar.
Tht>n ,;udcknly thl' anto hPgan to rl'ar.
There 1·anu: an t'Xpl11>'ion, tl11·11 a loml r·ra '1
.\rnl ~hl'riclan Wl'nt la•:Hl long ovrr the
da;:h.
He pi1·k1•d him~df up. a11d ,.:won• >'0111l' in
FrP111·h
Thl'll \\'Pllt to u +ool I'll! "t :111d yankl'tl tll ta
\\Tl'lll'h.
lie ;:]id 1111dl'r the auto, g-ot "J1at!1•n·d with
gn.l P,

.\.ml wh·u l.t• go+ thr•.ugh hi;: pant:' bore no
l'l't l •
Tiii' lll<Ll hi11•• wonhln't W>: hL' "1annned
111>1111 tl.t> tun!;
\\'cut to ,1 Ill irh\ field, arnl •tole a muk:
'I hu1 t irtl•d likl' l·ghtnill..!'. f >r ti P fri}.
.\t <'c>rla· ('n •k, •1'n11 •1·11 m.Jes H\\,1\".
-11 \I l\I J'T, ·1.;.

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ATHLETICS
K. If.:;,

'"'· ALL',l:\'l.

I'ridny. !lt·<·. ·u, the lligh :--d1ool
tea111 pl:iyl'd tlw ,\]u11111i t1nm at ti l II gh
• cl1011] !.!,"Ill. '!'lie lt•a111s 1rere 11·eJI 111at('hl'u
111.tl 1 !11· !!'«llll 11:1,., 1·l1"cly c"111tl'~ll'cl from
-t·11·t to ti111,h. lint 1111· g ·1•nt1•r l'X!J •ril'IWl'
1111l 1Hi~ht 111 tit' ,\ln111lli fi11:illy prnn·d too
mtl('h forourho:-ancl th1·_1 \\'t!'l' 111al1lcto
The li11al >-t·ore mt':
hold t Ll·ir 01n1.
1\lu11rni, ·!!1: High Schnul, :!I. The frat1m·
of tl1c game "'''" the !'jll'l'la<·nl:1r liaskt·t"' ot111g of lti .. e. the .\ln11111i guard, 11·ho,l1.'·
11,al\11 g three lia:kcb from t ht•<' •11tPr of thP
floor de<'t<lct! thr> gar11c agai11-.t thl' llt).!h
:-.c·llool- Tht> ('01tte"t pro1·1·d a 1 l'<'Otd-lireak('l' a- far :is fuub \\'Pl'e <'0111:e1·111·d n"' th1·,;e tot tied about fj I, which 111a.1· lie partially attril•tttl'd to the ~trid i11tL·rprl'latio11 of thP
l'lik:; by Hl'fcn e .\latltlor;k. A .good crowd
attended t IL !.!illltt.
The li11r-11p of the
tea111s: I Ii ..{h :--··hool -.\lat ... 011. r f.; Hard.'·,
I f; XP1"011, <' ; <'lark, l. g ; Tronl"ig, Jlo,..tettcr, 1. g
Al1rn111i-Clark, r. f.; l{eith,
f.; 'l'homa,., l', Hi<·1•, l. g ; Xu1·ac, r. g.
Or

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S. Ys. l>EEHFIELI> TO\\"~SIIII' II.

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(In the Fritlay followin!,!' the holiday meat ion onr tea111 we11t l•> llighl. nd l'ark a111l
\\" rp defeated by the -trung J)l'erlield ll'am.
, col'{" .t ·! to I 7.
T 111· K e110,ha team
pl.t} rd hard but 011 a<.:('()Ullt of the difTL•retH:e
i 1 thl rule", antl :,tra11~1· tlo·ir, w1•re 1111,tlilc
•o l1olcl thl ir oppo1H·11t ". Collin,; :-.t·urerl for
1> erti 11 a11tl • • eJ..;011 tlitl ~uo•l 11·urn for
1· eao. h.1 ,\, th· boys 1•la,Yl•1l lhi,, garm· at
u grc·.1t di,,adYantagc they an· c rnfhkut of
w!11ni11g tl1c n•turn !!<Lille whicn \\, l IJt•

playt>·l m Kl•110,h·1 in ti e l:1tlt'l' part of Fcb;:nary. Linc-up of Kcno·ha: ll:ll'tly. I. f.:
~Iat:::'<>ll.

r. L: ~clt,,1, <:; \falL1<'e,

r. ~.:

Clarh., 'l'rnmig, I. g.
\\' \UKE:-II.\ llH:l! ;)1J; I\, If

:--. ~7

011 .Jan I !I the tea111 :wain plan•.! away
from ho11lt', this ti111e !!Oill'.! to \\'anke ·h,t.
The boys sh11we1l a great impr111·t'1t:1•11t in
game a1ul thl'ir playi11~ grmt y wrpri..;ctl
tho \\'aukc·~ha autlicnc<·, 11110 cxp<·c·t1·tl to ot'L~
their tl'alll rnn 11p a l:rn.!;<' "''O"C' on our boy-..
At tht> end of th1· fi:·~t half \\"aukt•::d1a bl u~
by one point and i11 thl' "eco11d lt,lif onrbovs
went in with a dctPrmi11atio11 to ll'in. \\'i·
orerc·a111c th ·ir small IP.id a11tl wht>1t 1lrerc
1ras hut a 111i11ntv left to play 11c W"rl' one
po111t alit>:ul 'l'Lc11 it h11ppcn1·d
One of
thL• \\au kc:-;\rn players J>l'l'!l'11clt'd to he hurt
and ran off the floor Thl' wholl' team fol_
low<'d a111! <l111·mg tht> time in wliid1 the lll·
ju.1e1l (~) playl'I' was n•c.:o,·t•ri11~ tlw \\'ankc;.;ha c:!ptain worked up a trick play by which
till' \\ :L\lkPsha team :scot't•<l four pn111ts tl11ri11g tht• n·urnining 111i11utp of p!:ty. '!'Iii·
wa:s agaiust the ntll's a.- no l1·a1n is allow1·1l
tu l1•arn t ht> floor cl 11 ri Ill!; the .game
,\ s fa1·
as playing was co11cernc<l our boy ... plarp,J
ring::- aro1111tl \\'aukl'sha al!ll the captai11 ~ni1l
aft1·r the ga111l', ·•\\"e'll get our's when \\'l'
co111t• to Ke110,;ha." ,\ t IP.a t Id u~ hope so.
The KL'1111,;ha !inf' np follow..:: ~Iat,.011 r.
f : llartly, I. f.; X cl ton, e : \\'allael', r. 'l:!·.
Clark, I. g.; Uebehman.

La,-t Friday creni II.' thP tl'a111 from Lak o
UPncva pla_yetl here. It wa~ on r Ii r:st l'i<'tory and the ga111e 11·a,_ well pl.11·ccl. 011r
boy; entil'l'IV outcla,-"cd tlw ri,;ito1::-; in oren·
departlllL'll A large :rn1 l •'nth usiastw crow(!
-.aw the game. The :-coru wa..:, Kc11osh11 1
·l!J; La kc <.; t·nern, 15.

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('haract<'risti<'s of

Alumni ~otes
E"tl1t r Kold111an, 'I 0, i · teaching in Olll'
of the 1listn<.:t ~diools of the 1·otmty.

Tretnpcr ........................ Tt•mpt•r
:\l i llt•r ........................... II nm or
~mith ............................. Ea:-e

Elizabeth Uitzen, who graduate<l last year
from th<' ( 'omllll'ITial department, has he< 11
promotl·d to head :>tenographer of the Kenosha H1·fri.!!1·rntor arnl frp ~[achine Co.

"\\"anl ........................... DrPams
\\'eston ...... Energ.v (to pn:h the Prom.)
Farrill ........................ A1·tivity
William,; ..................••... Baring

Stanlt',' Kirk, '(l!l, Hen Buckmaster, '10,
Arthur \\cif-lrnpf, '10,
and nrnn.'· of our graduat~b wen' honw from
collP!!' llnring the Christmas vacation.
Elizaht•th Lyman, 'Otl, is now at the otlit·1·
<;f the Fro"t .\I.rnufat:turing <'o.
Hnth ( r<1ok, O!J, \\'ho attrnch•1l the ( ';1"tle
at Fnrrytmr11, .. •. Y., last yc·ar, is sp1•11tling
the pn·,.,pn t y1·:n at honH'

Haye,; . ................ Tronhlt·,.; (Senior)
D1•w1·y ...................... Earne,;t 1H•:-;s
Lang-ma,;. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....\tr: ir,.
( 'an1t•ro11.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... ( '011torti1rn"
Hahn ..•....................... ][, 111 e,;ty
Bl'tzt•r ...................... Ewite111t•11t
Ynlt· .............................. Hu,;h
St!'ig .......................... S1•11,.:atio11

~liriani Frost,'11',

'I' n pan" all till' Tlii11gs for \lhil'h 1·clitor..;
~lJ.!ll ..

H "t:llld~ for 1111 mor h1• it ,;11 ht fp o•· d r.,-.
E for your pffort at ll'ast you 1·an try.
~ stmlt1" fort II!•

:--pirit to 1·rn1q10 1· or el"l'

d it·,

P ..;(anch for our l'apt•r, ll'hiL:h .n•n :,;un·ly
all h11,\·,

r ..;tand" for You who 111ust ,;land l.J_,. Thi·
~]!.\" .

_\ yonn.!.!' .Junior th!'l'l' is a11d ht• 1n•ars rl'd
ho..;1•
\\.ith rn,:,.,1·t hroll'n sl1Cll'" and rnl1. rah
1· lot lH•:',
.\nd trnu~er" rolll'<l high for P1kct I \posP,
.\nd a dark gn·y hat pulled orl'r hi,; 110,;t'.
0, tht• ti1•,; lll' wt•ar.:, and th1• sol'k:' ht• tl'ar,:,
~\nil till' collar:- with IH•lll of' blue

\\"011ld 1lri\l' u,; to drink ll't•n• it an,v hut hl';
Hut hl'"' la"t in th1· 1·las,; and Pr!'>"id1•11t-

.\11d a jolly [.!'ornl t't lloll' too.
;\Jj,.,,- Ynll' (gi\ing out

111ark,: i11 .\1ll'ic11t
II i..;t ory)-' ·I Io1r did yon k 1101r you \\'!'l'l
IH xt, .\li er·~"
\li,•t• :\11·('. - "B1Tali"l' l'm allrnys aftrr
Kl'llllPlh."
~It" Y.-··ll1d you l'\t•r 1".1td l1i111·~"
llHl yon t'\!'I' >'l'l' a 1•hl'ap o,;tri1·l

.·o. ii11t I ,;all' a 1'1•1111.\'l'e:dln r.

plt1llll':'

"\\'hatt•\1•r I do and whaten·r I ..;ay,
l>Par Tea1·ht·r tells me that i,n't tin way.
\\'hen sill• \\'<I:' a girl (forty ,.:ummrr,; ago).
D!'al' Te:ll'hl'r tp]],; Ill!' tlH•y lll'\1•r di1l so.
I )par 'l'l'at'her ! JI' I would only ta kt• hl'r
advi1·P,
fi 1ll l i l ,;o
But I like my 011"11 1ra.\·, and
ll i1·t• !
.\11d ht•;-;idP · I forgl'I halr tl1e thing,, I am
told ;
l\l't thl·y will all 1·ome hat"k to 111t• whr11 I
Hill old.
If a youth pa,;,;p,; h.r. it may· happen no
dolt ht,
lit• may l'ha1ll'e to look in a,; I inok 011!,
:--lie \1·011ld lll'\l'l' e111lnre a11 in1pcrti11t•11t
,..tare
It i,- horrid, ,-h1· ,;a_r,;, and I mu-.tu't . it
t IH·n·.

I am thinking if l>t•ar 'fl':t<•her h:nt•\\' ,;o little or :in,
\\'hat a \ro111ler sh!' mnst ktn· h1•cn !
.\nd it s1·an•s Ill!' - holl' :-;ho1·ki11g]\· "ad
That 1n· ~irl" of today are ,.o fri.!!htfully
h:ul !
,\ mart.\"!' ll'ill ,;a\l' ns ii' nothing- l'I"<' <.111,
L!'t n,; peri;-;h to rl's1•nt· ,;01110 \IT1·t1 hed man!
\l\ll 1\-hL•n to tlll' altar a r11·1im I zo,
I>rnr Tt•a1·IH·r will lL·ll nH ,hr lll'\P ·'d do,o.
Thi· Old !:L·rnian
a n11:-;ti·ig."

"( l:l:k111"' 1ne.

I made

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The F1H'ulty
In thl' ulliCl' is(;. Trempll·:
Head h.e is of our high ~ch1Jol
I le sends us to our hPmc·sweet-hllmt:s
\\'hen we cl"n't ":\Jim! thl' rnlt'."
Jn Room I. is .\liss !\Ii ler,
,\ ( ;ernnn, y11u can hd.
'l he I >eut,..ch \'erein ft>r Christm ts
Ga1e her a hig barrette.
In Room I I. is .\liss Yule,
\Vith a mind uf her trnn;
Thmwh her 11 ..1111e is L1 :\laude,
Ile~ head\ nut m.tde of l~me
.:\liss Stcig li\'eS in R1111m 11 I.
,\ Suffrage k.1<ler "" •n t11 he.
Is she tl1t.:re on "The Qucst111n"r
She is-,he has the bee
R11om I\'.-:\[ r I an,., mas,
Booster of T e Sn~.
l>n all the clopt that WL write up,
He gets his ea~le eye.
l'l Room \'. is :\liss I !ayes,

A Saffragettc she 1s nut.
If .\I iss Ste1g quarrl Is "ith I er,
She'll gL·t shot "n the sp••l.
:\liss \\' >'ton--l{oom \ I.
She te. ch cs "( ;re,lt Cal's,1r'';
I !er :-tudC'nts--The Bnys,
Jn 1110st respl'cts please her.
:\Ir. \\'ard li,·es in Room VI l,
Physics is his joy;
J le enjoys teaching it
To each girl and hoy.
In 1{011111 \'I I I. lin;s :\Iiss Farrill,
The freshies are ht:r wards;
Her work is to teach them
()f the lllcl .111Lient hards.
With her ,dso Ii' cs \Iiss Dcwe),
l'uhlic Speaking is her job;
()£ her dr.un.1t c c1 ual•ties
:'\ohndy can her n•h.
In l'1iom 1.·. ive,; :'lliss H,tlin;
Her discipH 1e i>< striLl
l.I) a ho) s "Angd Eyes"
She.' not c. si ) tr eked.
. 'vw "''II skip tu Room XI\'.

:\II_ S'!11t'1 rcfidcth there.
\\hen h · st.1111p. du\\ 1 her fr.ut
Tl en.:'s ttrn • in tie air.
l'oom \.
Ir.\\ 1 I• m
I IL is tht re un the "\L1th.'
~. s hC' hdm Pdcd F•esl it ?
\\, 11 t'1•1 k ti .t he h ti.

• ext in line is 1i" Slat1.:r.
\\'h > has no s et .thode.
Shl· mm·l's .1ho1n frolll room t11 nion ,
\\'hich makcs hl'rs a har<l load.
Coming nl:xt is .\liss C<lnll'r11n,
\lu. ic is her hobby.
EH~n· 11c11n her alto \'oice
R i~s 1111t c.ear tliru11,;h tbl· • •hh).
Room XIX-E. E. Bl'tzer,
A ca rpenll'r hy trade
He tl'aches hl•YS tu pound and saw,
1\nd works ti1cm hard, I'm afraid
L\\\"KE.'.\CI': EASTIJA:\, '13.

A no~ au (( a ne('
(;re t hi::; d1Jg,
I lead uµon his t11L'"•
Tiny little !we
Settks on his !ll1Sl'.
Great big d11g,
Thinks it is a fl),
"'· e,-er s tys a Wt •rd,
\\'inks mighty sly.
Tiny httk bee
Tickles dc ggie\ noseThinks lih ,1s not
'T1~ cl h' 4 Hnin~ ros e.
Dog smiles a "mile,
\\'inks the other eye,
Lhuckle' tu himself
How he'll c;1tch the rly.
Then he makes a snap
.\lighty quick and ~pry,
Gets the little hug,
But doesn't catch the tly.
Tiny little hee,
Alin: and )Joking \\di,
Crcat big dog,
.\[ stl) '.::;One to swc.11.
MORAi.:

1 >car fnend .•md schoolmates .i:I,
I >on't he tun fast and free.
,\nd when Y"U catch a fly;
Ik sure it Jin't a hcc.
Edson . . . ...,, ', I don't k111111 ju"t how to
take .\Ii,;,; Y n ''s comntellt 011 Ill_\' ,:i 1 1.!!i11g
" \\ .tt did ,:Ji(• say:-"'
" " lil "ai1l .\Ir. \\'illiants' ,·oi<'l' 11ws 'XI'< 1, hut mi He· wa-: bettl'r 4ill."

.\fj,, \\'e.;t1111---~~11rn, '.!in· tlte

Latin for

fat l11•r."
Xnrn-"f'atl'r-pntri~ f1•111i11i111<-pa•r.

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\\'1 :-hould lik<· to a1hi-o all ollr PX«han.'.!l'- \\·lw <'l'itic·i,:P1l onr Jlil(ll'I'. in rl'ganl
to t hl· ad n•rt i l'nll'n t" hl'i ng 111 i :-;i•d i 11 1ri th
thl' n•ading mattl'r, to look at ,;ollll' o[ thl'
popnlar 111agazinl'" of till• da.\' and .!!l't ,;omc·
111111h·rn idla,; a- to hull' a :-:c·hool p:tjll'I'
:-honld l1l' arrall,!l<l.
"The Tolllcr'", \.I>. II.~, :'llihrnnkl'l',
\\ i,;.-\\ l' wonld ad\i"e yon to lalil'I your
l':X1·I ang1 dl·partnwnt ••;o-;an:a,;nL"
\\ hy
not haH' hl'tll'l' jo],(',:'.' Othrn1 i:-l' yoll arP
an attrac·tin· Jl<l}ll'I'.
"/liyh ,'ch1111l li'ryi.·ta", <>1na'1n .• -l·h. h
grl'al tl1rougl1011t. "El·hol'~ from tl1<• pa,;("
\Ill" 1·l·rtainl.\' a 110\'l'lty and n•ry anrn,;ing.
•"/'he . 'pict ", . · <>rri:-t0\\'11, 1'11.-<llll' of
tl.c 1110,.t :-plP111lill fratnrp,: ol' your p:t[il'l' j,;
yonr I n111oro1t:- dPpart 111p11t. \\ hirh i,- hrilll
fnll o! good jokl,:. Your litl'rary dqmrtn1Pnl i,; al--o l'\l'l'llPnt.
•·The Drt1yon". 1;n·e11ti£•ld Ohin. J,; : n
attr:u·tirl'. \IPll P•li1t•<I papl'r. Your cnt:an• tinl'. nm1 ) our ~Jtl'rar~· dPpart111c-nt PC\1·l·1•di11gly gl11HI.
·· 1 he {,if<•·. Fonu rln Lae. \\ i-. ThP
s,1Jlll applil' to yun.
"'/'he /.,rnrrenliau''. .\pph:to11. \\'i-:.Y .. nr l hr --turn· 11u111l1Pr w.1- l xtremc I.' zood
and hm. a n1.11tl11·r 11f iPti 1r ·tinO" . toril'" in
it. \\II\ 1101 a< d 111 ex"h: 1 g<' dP1 ·1rt11w11t
to your p: pl'":
"The <'la 'on'', of .\pplPt<•n. \\ i-.- T..: a
foir p: p<r 'll•P ,..tor,\. ··t'ndl I' ti l' -'li,tle!110.'· j,.. \1'"\' gnml.

f'ar1r Elerrn

"'/'he trook", ('r1111k:-to11. :\li•1u. Jia,..
grn11l lll:ttl rial i11 it, hut appl':tl':' rath(•l'
c·ro1rdl•d. \\ l' n·grl't to firul 1111 (•\c·hangl'
c·rit il'i,;111,;.
"The Lake 8rrezc", ~hl'hoygan, \\"i,;. Your ('hri,-trna,; 11u111h(•J' 11a,; a worthy Olll',
a1al \\'<'hope yon will <·11111111m· to ],p amo11~
onr ex1·ha11p:l'"·
"Red and White'', Lah \"ic·w lligl1, ('hic·ago, 111.-lt j,.; l'Plllarkahk to 1 otl' that
your p:t[il'I' j,. 11ot :-:1q11111rll'd hy :uh ( rti.-er:-.
Your dl·parlml'nt,; arl' all wl'll c·ompo,;l'd,
hut wlH·n· an· your l'Xl'iw11ge l'!'itit·i:-rn<~
\\"e wi,-h lo <ll'kn1111 lpdgl' t hl' follo11·in!.';
l'XC'hHll!.!'l'' for tJij,.. lllflllth:
"Till' .\l'ropbue", Ea,..t (; n·en Bay, \\'i;;.
'"l'hl• ('ollll't", \\". I>. II.:-.., :'llihrankl·<',
\\'i;;.
•·Th0 .\ca1kmy". ~lilwaukl'C'. \\"i".
"The Orn"polit:lll''. ;\lonntb\'illl'. \\'. \~a.
··The 1:110.-tcr". La( 'rn,..,.l', \\'j,;_
"ThP :-.tl'll\OJ' .. and "'l'hl' i\ l111:L1l:tl'".
L:tkl· Fon•,;\, Ill.
"The· \11p1wml' ... '-!'<' 1 ·di h. :--. I >akota.
"'l'I C' :'II u re un ''. H:
ll'. \\ i".
··The Fla,-lili.g1 t", \\"ankl'Q'.111. 111.

l think t wt yon nre thinkii g
I'm thinkiHg •101r 11f .\1111.
I al"o think \'Oil t :11k. I think
Y0 1 1're ti1:ukin!.!' of 1ne too.
.\llfl thinkin!.!' •ll'J, I tl1!Pk Ill
.\ thinkil'g' th; t j,; tl'lll.

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TIIE
Continut·d fn m l'a~e J.)

in the :.\Iain Hollin durin!! tl1C' fixth prriod !
\\'hy don't they kcPp q11!Pt, ,..o that I ean
ltcur myself think~ .\ nd what doe~ th•1t
\'YPrla:;ting 11 g ft•!loll' gaz\' at me ;;o intently
for: Do you :'ll[ljlO:'C I tlltght to whip him
for drawing tliat pictnre of nw~ Il<m can
I, he',- a hra<l t-tller than I. I 'II :-peak to
him, anyway. ,\h l'r-the liig boy in the
hack seat,-come lier•' :•t onee!-Oh my
grnrious, hen• he comp , and what shall I
"HY to him! I mu~l be very <lignified and
se,·cre -Ah, ahem, a-a-oh, wuul<l it be a ·king- too much of you to a-a-a- get a bucket
of water! Tlwrc. now. I m<'ant to :cold
him aicfully hanl,-hut, anyway, I nm
thir,-ty.

tlJC :\ltltltctl
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Lt>ave Orders at Hurd's Drug Store

"'R~ ~tt\5

4 't\~ 8 ~-~5 ·o~Ml t ~\~~~

:8

Tlien· \.; a girl rai-.i ng her harnl. \\'hat
it'.-' \\'hy, yes, to be rnn•, you haye to lune
,..omething to l'tudy. Tlrnt'· what they're
here for, I :-uppo,.;r.

* * * * *

.\t hrnl, it ... half pa:;t ten. Books a~i<le!
'tand ! !'a,..,..!
\\ell, they :ay all thing,.. come to nn end,
hut l'll confe,:; I haYe my <lonht'
1\ow l

under"tan•l why all tenclwr,..; look . o car<'worn a1.tl pale. \\"ondcr if I have an_,.
wrinkle· yet'.-' \\'here's my rnnity box'?
---T;iank goo<lnc .,,, not yet!
•\. '1'.
~he -"lio\\· kin<l of yon to bring thc:;t•

flowers. Tht>y are ni\'e and frt'. h. [ think
then• i .. !<Ollll' dew on them yet."
IIc-"Ye., tht>n• i" a little due, hut I'll
pay that tomorrow.''
"Th(' Frr,,.hies all an· swell-hea<l;-;,

The :-;ophm11orp~ are a fake,
The ,J lll ior" arc a wornler,
But th· ~eniors take the eake."
:\Ir. War•l-".'.\li"s Zm1,.., who <lis<·oven·<l
what ht·at was'~"
'1'. Zt•ns-")[r ..John~on---."
Then•sa, j,.; it possihk'.-' \\"p rli<ln't know
it aifo<'tl'd .!!irJ,.. that way!
l'atrn11izr our a<lrerti~Prs-thcy make it
po~ ·iblP fnr Thu py to li\·c.

0. G. WOLFRUM , M. D. , D. C.
CHIROPRACTIC
PHYSIC1'1N
Office J05 Main St, OppoMte Palace Theatre

0 P"P"ICI! P HONI! 419

R f!SJOl!NCI! PHONI!

1531

DR. N. P. SHEARER
DENTIST
220 WISCONSIN STREET
OVEA KNOX'S 5 ANO 10C STORE

0,..f"'ICE HOUAS 8 TO 12

2 TO I

EVENINGS •Y ·~~OINTMENT

KENOSHA. WIS .

Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental College

Former Dean Dental Dept.
Milwaukee Medical College

DR. W. H. CARSON, Dentist
PHONE 1362
Ornre Hour"
!>-12 A.'11, 2-.; l'.M. E•e'g 7-S

169 MA I N ST,
KENOSHA, WIS.

DR. THEO. P. NO EHLE
".l)"-t.\'l-:.\
KEN0f.;HA,
\VISC'ONSIN

HOO:\I 2

OHO'"Wl<NOH llLOO.

PHONE 210
OVER HURU•S DH.UG STOHR

DR. GEO.M. McINTYRE
OSTEOPATH
11 , 12. IJ GROSVE~OR BLDG.

Phone 230

Kenosha, Wis.

Hour': 1l 4. I. t o.; I'. 'I.
hJ \1111oiat1111•11t

Ev~nln~,

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Page Thirteen

'J'h<' First Day
Oh dear! oh <lear ! \\hat ·hall I do fir.t?
I'm ;;urr I cl <ln't realir.o what it would be
like, or I'd 11c,·er havl' liecom<' 11 school
teal· her. I'm . o far awav" from home ,why, l eoul<ln't g!•t hornc until tomorrow
morning, ewn if I wante<l to!-l'm glad I
iron• thi: !'hirt·wai~t aJl(l skirt, -mak<':- Ill('
look older. I wonder how ol<l the higgc,.t
,·cholar:- will lH",-mercy, I don't want to
teac·h thrm if thl•\·'re almo:::t a,. oltl a~ I.
\\. Pll , here co111c,. some of thPm. I wo11<ler
-oh my goodne,.,:, ·lo I i11tr0<ltwe 111 •:-elf lo
to thl•111. or a:k thcui to introdnc~ them::;ehc:< to llll'~
\h, good 111orni11;_!, cbildn•n,
11wn·,1·, ho11· tlil'.Y llo >-rare at 01w! - Ilt'rc
come :;1111:e mon>. .\lay be l 'd app<'ar bettr·r
if l make my~elf look bu,.y 11t 111y <le:::k Oh
<ll·ar, its ten mi11utc::; to 11i1H•, a11d I'll llP\l'I'
be ah!.: to call the111 all to order. Oh, J fct>l
'-'O fai11t! l just know I'll get thin and hairganl that my poor <kar fa111ilr wo11't knt~Y
me 1rhen I go ho11w Frid:~\'.
Oh, Ill\.
gmcious! If tlH'l'C is11't :t p~ir of IU'in~!
Tl11s i,. 111,1· n~nnl ltll'k. l ~ha11 't l1l' ahlt• to
tell y, hi ch is which, a1Hl tl1l•11 they'll
Janrrh
.
,..,
ot 111e. I'd han· gone in for ( '01nm"reial
work at high, if l'cl ~11--pL•ded thl're wpn•
twin~ ont here!
Thn-. it is uinc o'<•lo ·k. \\'hat i,: the
111atter, little 110:<" CharlPy wa11b the ~allll'
desk that yon want'? \\'hich is Charle''!
Uh!-1Ye!l, <lo yon know, I'd kt him ha~c
it. It is lll'\"t'I' iulvisabll• to <1uarrel with a
rcd-he:uled per~on, a1Hl Charl<'y certainly
ha,; - IIPrf', you l:iil h<'l'C in front of me.
Oh, see what ti111e-C-<·-c-comc to o-o oonl(1r!
I gm·--,; thPy di<l11't hear rne.
('-come to onlPr! ! \\hat are thc,1· laughing
at'~-. ·o 1ron1lcr, :-;t'C what a hi<ll'ous picture
that ho· i~ tlra11·i11g, n11d thL•y'rc all walt•h.
11.,! me. \ro11Ller if its meant for me.
l• nH'ious, I 111 u,.tn't laugh !---('hil1lrc11,
if you \\'ill all\\ rite your name,; on <l slip of
paper, with thl number and 1011" of 'onr
£'at, I am ~urc yon "·ill ~oon knoll' me _:Oh,
11 hat break will I m 1k1• 1wxt'. \r1111!1l that
\\'l'l'J baek i11 de:,· old
Kt>110, Pl"t'll ~itti1 J
(C• ::ic'uded on 1',1;,e I.?)

Play Hits of the 8<'ason
Play
, 'tars
'l'he Devil .............. :'.\I vro11 :'.\k ~eeha n
The II carthreaker ..........- .. Lcstl•r ('rook
A Country Gentleman .. ...... .Ed~on Hardy
.\fan \\ ho Owns Broa<hrny .... Pop Tillobon
A 11 0 Id }. <'W Y orkcr ........ Lncilo Daniel ·
Rl'becca of ~unnyurook Farm ........ .
• • · · · · · · · · · ........ l ;ellO\'iC\'(l ~JiipJt[~

weet Sixtel'n ............. .\larion II:rren::;
Tl ll' IT
.
· 1r t.rng l' rm<'e~s
......... Olga Egger,
The \"am pi re ................•\ liro Mcl' all
The. Jim J>nn<·c,: · .......... Ha h. d :-;ruith
Fol lie· of I \l 11 ........ Bernadette English
The (: ol<lcn Girl ......... Eh bu • orlarnlcr
.\!me. Jlid1iPf ... -.· ........ .\larrian Hri ter
\!is· I nnrn·cncc ............. Ethel \\ vman
.\[11<k't ~ur.an11e .... ......... E.!ith lJegan
The .\I isic \laster ....... Paul \r1111lc:-h~im
Jlaslt'r of thl' Hons<' ...... Ale.· Olshd,;kv
Bn!Jp~ in Toy Lnml.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
...... \\"illic .\I nrrow, E,ther 'I\ rkol ·ou
.\lid11ight So11s ...... E1l • "ieoll. .Er\'in Olle
Fortune Hunter .......... Irwin :i1ai11la1Hl
<:et-Hicl~·<iuick \\";dlingford ......... .
....................... Z na l'iklH r
Little . _ e1110 ........... Lawn•ncl' Ea~tman
,\11 l ,1cnday
.\Ian ........... \\ ill Tro1wirr
•
0
Polly of the l'in·u::; ...... .... hahell,• King
Thl Fair l'o cil .......... Dorthy Ki111ball
Spriug )laid ........ Florence l'enndeather
HPd l{nse. . . ........... Katbn·11
La1wan
•
b
'1 ho )Jayore;;s. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,\da T1llot::;on
1

"' \\'i111l 11whr-<:ail.
A Painter-(; reen.
.\ Plnmmpr-Plnmmcr.
The :-.a11<l :ira11 - Knapp.
.\ \Ia~o11\i .\.i<l , 'tonebreakl'r.
.\ part or a bone-:ilorrnw.
.\.man of largl' ,.;tatun· is .·ichol
llc alll'ays g"L'ts in a pickle,
Onl' day he hlu:-:hed 1·1·tl

.\t what a girl ~aicl,
.\1111 tlw :::lL•nior,; all
tkk le."

111urmnrcrl. "1[011·

'1'1 a<'h<'r ( 111 C eomr·t ry) -" 11 ow m:mv si!lt•:<
ha: a Pin·lc'!"
"
l'npil -"'l'w(l, nn in.:1cl n11d 11'1 out ,i<le. ··

Page Fourteen
Senior Al1)habet
,\ is f"r Ada,
A hlue·eyed enior lass,
All or her duings
Ha\C: the car-marks of her class
B is fur Bostl'tter,
The great foot·ball end,
\\'h" st.. utlv maintains
:\lr. Ward is his friend.

C is for Celia,
A student of worth;
Sht's been a great worker
S1 ice the time .. f her birth.

n is fnr Dickie,
:\lis Yule's one bad dream;
T" get rid of him
A great relief would seem.

E is f.. r Einar,
,\ pumpkin of note,
On hi. brilliant knowledge
The teacher all dote.
F _tancl for Francis,
The head of the class,
But though he's the :\layer
JI e's not I' resident, alas!
G is for Gladys,
Mk (;ottlieh, I mean.
The greatest young crammer
That e\ er was seen.
H is for Hardy,
\\'ho's made a great hit.
h our brilliant high school
He urely does fit.
I is fur Inn .. cence,
\liss \largarite, herself.
On the outside 5hc's perfect,
On ti e inside an elf.
J stands for j<H,rnclt,
A stout (;crman Fraulein
She's a rnlu:1hlt- member
Uf the I >cubcher \'ercin.
K stands for Kirchner;
Though she sits in A 5,
'Tis much helter there
Than on ah e hi\e.
L is for Louis.
Ht•'s so t:lll, I rely,
You'll get aeroplanitis
If you gaze in his eye.
M is for :\larrian.
Oh, no, not a boy,
Although to he like one
Is her great<:st joy.

TIIE , PY
stands for :\ orlander,
Red, white and pink.
A mcc comhinatiun,
I'm sure we all think.
0--for Olshdsky
First name . \lexandcr.
He from Hurley, \\'isconsin,
I >id hither meander.
I' is for Pilcher,
For elocution famed.
Some think her go<•cl il)oking,
Others silent remain.

Q is for quandary
\\' e at present are in;
I le who thought .. r this letter

Cummitted a sin.
}{ is for l{ohert,
Our grumpy full.back.
Attention to his studies
Is his only lack.
S stands for Smith,
Of the tribe Jusephine.
A staunch suff ragctte
She surely does seem.
T stands for Thompson,-Our one shining st.tr.
Jn matters of kn .. wledge
l le's ahead b~ far.

l stand. fur L'nion,
hir which \\·e are strung;
\ \ ' ;i also believe
Seniors cot.!ld not go wrong (?).
\' is for \'anLicr,
Ile with a white head.
He hopes a policeman
To be, it i ·a.cl.
\V stands for \\'indesht:im,
,\ \-. .i1w;t of note,
\\'I , feel muc.11 chagrined
\\'hen I e hits the wrung n"te.
• • stands fur exams,
For which seniors yearn,
It is really surprising
\\'hat in one week they can learn.
\' is for yellow,
\Vhich really means "shirk.'
The seni .. rs all scorn this,-Their motto is "work".

Z is for Zens,
\\'ith tlwse deep black eyes.
\V c've two hits to wager
That she can rnak c pies.

\\'hat rnre 1 for zero!
It count· fo r naught.

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I-or the ·e,, \ tJr'' 'ti.l y•nm..:;
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And tltL Chr 'tma~ he! Is h 11 L' run~.

I" time you c e•ci

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On the te.1chcrs n<l 011 thL sc 1 ,J ·s
Or on fl) utl er lulk'

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Ik ;;toocl on the hriclgP at twi Iigh t,
Al< the ganw di·ew near a clo~e;
'Twa ·a pPnsin• moo1l in which he tood
On tlH• bridge of thp half-hack· no~l'.

- Ex .
Foreirrn la<ly a,;ked for pow<ler.
'Jerk- " \\'ill you h:n-e ' Mennen'·''?"
Lady - ",. •o, I will haf Yi men's."
( 'krk-" \\ ill yon h:ne it ,;t·ented'?"
L a<ly-'·:\ o, I will tako it mit me."

-Ex.
L ike the lava !'rom a <Tator,
( 'ame the .!!nny to hi,; plate,
F or he failc<l to tip the waiter,
:--o tie waitL'r tippe<l the plate.

-Ex.
Ulo('k.· are <lifl'l-rL'llL from men.
l n what way ·~
Why, wlH•n th<>y. trike tht•y kc<'p rig-ht
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SCHMITZ & LAUER
The place to buy (.; ent ·'
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Phone 928

265 Main St.

EDW. J. SUL LIVAl'J
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326 MAIN ST.

KENOSHA , WIS.

LONG DISTANCE PHONE 255

T~E AVENUE BARBER SHOP
:>08 Howland Ave.

J.H.HERBERT
MANAGER

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2IO South St.

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Phone 104:0

909 Jlark<'t St.

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307 CHURCH STREET

Phones 940, I 005

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ff. B. ROBINSON, Pres.
N. A. ROWE, Cashier
ff. W. EF FERY, Vice Pres.
JOS. FUNCK. Asst. Cashier

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110 Main St.

Phone 176

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Dancing 9:00 to 11:30 P. M.

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::z10 Wisconsin St.

GROSVENOR HALL

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